Fresh out. :rolleyes2
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Fresh out. :rolleyes2
My wife made a spinach quiche for dinner. It was good.
Anyone flatulated recently?
Just now. My supper had eggs in it. ;)
I refuse to eat anything that comes out of a chicken's ass.
I love the nights I can convince the boy to have breakfast for dinner... scrambled w/cream cheese -- yum!Quote:
Originally Posted by 72Twenty
And venison sausage.
No bacon.... i'm disappointedQuote:
Originally Posted by valleygirl
so back to the girls poppin' zits.....
i had a girlfriend who liked to pop my zits and the weird thing was she had terrible ance and now she is in esthetician school....... she used to pop her zits with those dialysis needle things and when she asked to pop mine, i would be like you got plenty of your own....... I fuckin hated that chick, fell for her so hard too, good riddance!!
Two nights ago I made pancakes with fresh strawberries in them and bacon on the side for dinner. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by valleygirl
THANK GOD!!! I just finished my federal return. I owe $12. Now THAT is efficient tax paying.
Tax is sucks.
I flatulated some trader joes chicken sausage about 15 minutes ago. It was like the sausages were on the stove again. It was awesome.
I owed $126 :(
you are normally considered efficient with your taxes if you are within +/- $1,000Quote:
Originally Posted by highflyingpilot
My 1000th post. I'd don't think I should think about how many of my posts are in threads like this as opposed to about things that are ski related.:nonono2:
I didn't make enough money to get taxed.
I fucked up my taxes by not including part of scholarship.
Opps.
yesQuote:
Originally Posted by belgian
thats what i like to hear
i havent made any money this past year
but living in a 3rd world country i didnt really need to be making money for a year.
I'm planning to file the extension.
When I die I will have 2 questions ready to go for god:
1. Why did you put us on earth to live, suffer, and die?
2. Where is the damned lip gloss that rolled under my desk around 2 years ago?
Sprite
God...fact of fictionQuote:
Originally Posted by snowsprite
Discuss :D
Nice work. I owe $25. Kinda disappointing though, because we overpaid last year and put the $3,000+ excess toward this year's taxes.Quote:
Originally Posted by shmoesmith
You prob. don't want to know. I'm sure the rats carried it away.Quote:
Originally Posted by snowsprite
There are other retarded thread on this...Quote:
Originally Posted by shmoesmith
it's been too damn long since I've posted a funny picture or twelve in this thread. I don't even rememebr where I left off..
did you guys see this one?
http://turzman.com/misc/boxing.jpg
or this one?
http://turzman.com/misc/cannonball.jpg
pretty sure I didn't get to these yet:
http://turzman.com/misc/chinesefood.sized.jpg
http://turzman.com/misc/circus.jpg
http://turzman.com/misc/clinton.jpg
http://turzman.com/misc/clippy.gif
http://turzman.com/misc/computer-jokes.jpg
http://turzman.com/misc/coondog.jpg(a coondog, get it! har de har har har)
http://turzman.com/misc/copyfiles.gif
just here to bump it back up to the top:fm:
Okay maybe not just here for that:
I'd ask God:
1. What was the point of that (life that is)?
2. And regardless of the point, thanks, it was a good dance....
speaking of god and religion...anyone see this one? One of my fav religious movies
http://www.fortheretarded.com/images/dogma2.jpg
rufus is my favorite apositle (or however you spell that)
Quote:
Originally Posted by BRUTAH
amen!
123
the walrus represents eastern religion and the carpenter represents western religion and they dupe all the little oysters!!!
You know what? 'The Replacements' was a good movie. I liked it alot.
Quote:
Originally Posted by shmoesmith
I am reading The God Delusion right now. I was expecting more from Dawkins. Many people seem to be in love with him or something. IMO the book is pretty weak. End of Faith was better...
I am listening to country music right now. You should check out the latest album from Dierks Bently. It is actually REALLY good. (seriously).
I'm coughing right now. My lungs hurt from too much uphill riding on my mt. bike today...it hurts, but feels so good :)
FKNA thats awesome. :yourock:Quote:
Originally Posted by shmoesmith
I LOVE that gacked-up-a-lung feeling... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by shmoesmith
here's a lesson for the kids for 2pac:
i love blunts, best way to smoke the herb
if you could be any animal, what would it be???
I'd be a sloth....... sloths are cool
a tyranosaurus rex baby!
edit: reasoning- if I were a rex, I could school whales and giant squid all day long!!