Get Drunk, Post as much as you Can

got invited to a party last week... nothing big, just drinking with friends.

I got a call today;

"ARE YOU COMIN OUT TONIGHT?"

me- "uh yeah, sure be there at 8"

'WICKED, MAN THAT's WHEN THE DJ is COMING. WE GOT 2 KEGS ON ICE WAITING TO BE TAPPED, PITCHERS AND BIG MUGS AND WE HIRED A COUPLE CHICKS TO SERVE US. $10 AT THE DOOR AND YOU GOTTA BE IN A COSTUME, IT's ALL DECORATED, MAN, BLACK LIGHTS AND EVERYTHING. It's GONNA BE HUGE.

So I managed get a pretty good costume together. I figure I'll have some good pictures tomorrow.

Been waiting to contribute to this thread... not that I've not been drdunk, just that I usualyly dont' leave sings all over about it. You know, I odnt;' anskwser the phoen or poset uncoreected shti here. I hav ethe fielefox spell checker and it's lithgint up like crazyt now!!! AM intentionally not xorroecting the mistakes to bwe autihebnitc. Wowm, looking totraly durnkg and shit!!! It woreks! :yourock:

Blaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhquuuuwwuueueeueue.

4 Jagger boms in 1o min, fuk!@! Spinning rghthnow, shirt maqng.

Spendighn timne withnikj the ex=wify tanight...x sex?

Blondie will behere in 5 mins, shold I do nother bomdb or what???

I be horney.

^^^^Wouzerz Mate!! Cheers to you sir. Do what ever seems right, your killing it already!!:D

5ht shot gone. Jagger bnomsd are swetet., I get laidue tongiht, get laid, x sex be mione. FGire palce lit, vino cjhillin, futon intofront of the faire, candles,k insence, she gets here in fibe mins, will try pics but in 12 ysr she never let me previous...blondie is a bit consrevsatibev., but what tghey fuk.

Oh fiuk me, goit the hic ups now...dam it, tryu to hold me breath............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................... shit, held 83 secs...hic gone, she is here, doggie barkign and goinn nuts now. wish me lucjk, x sex tonigh I hope3 I be horny prick tent pull action as I typ[e. SAhit.

fuck me, im drunk, again. Run and apple sider. heafing over to samtheman's with soulskier to do some work on my skis. this will not go well
another more drunk poist to follow

X n bathrom, di shot num 6, just need stanmima and the wicjk dip will aqhappen. Anyone every dunk fuck their ex? Gonna be fun, she looks goooood tanigh., something about the canty-have ort shouldny have that is wanting and sexy. Love to shave her tonight.

Alomost got busted, told her I was emailing Sandygal...

Some people out there are having the kind of fun I really should be having.

nutz will be blown, work...at 35 it is a case of functional needs. I need sex, ex is here, she wants it too I think, excitement of the unknown reknown.

Let the games begin, she decide to cook some stuff in the oven I reallyh do not want to eat, but gotta, looks like jagger #7 is ion the eway as I am getting moer sober as I type;.

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Originally Posted by Bodhi

nutz will be blown, work...at 35 it is a case of functional needs. I need sex, ex is here, she wants it too I think, excitement of the unknown reknown.

Let the games begin, she decide to cook some stuff in the oven I reallyh do not want to eat, but gotta, looks like jagger #7 is ion the eway as I am getting moer sober as I type;.

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WOW, Notice how your typing has improved with that 6th shot. :D :D :D :D

12 pk of long trial..,,. i miss vermontt. also bitches ai'nt shit!

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Originally Posted by Bodhi

nutz will be blown, work...at 35 it is a case of functional needs. I need sex, ex is here, she wants it too I think, excitement of the unknown reknown.

Let the games begin, she decide to cook some stuff in the oven I reallyh do not want to eat, but gotta, looks like jagger #7 is ion the eway as I am getting moer sober as I type;.

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gotta love those run ins with the ex's. had an encouner a few nights ago. kinda spooky. now she is calling all the time and stopping by. thank god i am leaving soon. working on my olympia right now, its gonnan be a good night!

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Originally Posted by Bodhi

nutz will be blown, work...at 35 it is a case of functional needs. I need sex, ex is here, she wants it too I think, excitement of the unknown reknown.

Let the games begin, she decide to cook some stuff in the oven I reallyh do not want to eat, but gotta, looks like jagger #7 is ion the eway as I am getting moer sober as I type;.

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I am only half-way lit yet (about to open another bottle of red)... but did want to hear the update on Bodhi's ex-sex festivities. Either his shit got kicked to the curb, he passed out drunk or the dudes pecker is still raw... What up?

Juz sent him a PM... update?

avalanche and flamse tied!!!! whoohoo or something. still can't decide who i want to win. i guess flames. olympia is almst gone, that means it will be time for seven and seven!

edit: page top biatches!

Bodhi grudge fucking the ex is an ongoing saga...

but that grudge sex can be some good stuff!

Ben outa towen, hikin slots in no aoirz pats week...drinkign lite tonight, not much else in the fridge...recap on x, she cumin over ragin tuesday, jager is in the frezer, round #2...and yers, got laid in roud #1, rememvber little , but she was all cusdling next to me i th mornm, say she purred 3 times and I was a mustag of course

hey :)
sangria and salsa dancing with cute latino waiters and one of my best firends :) sooo much fun!!

sangira and perviunian chicken is yummy

Havnt had aq sangria in a whikle, just pout my presonal recipe to use, and ....noit badf, pretty god suggetsion ther beandipper. Some fruit wine next top th sime flames n th frieplace (a bit chill toniht in Socal)

just checking in.... well on my way. gotta pack up what i have left, and hit the road tomorow. said goodbye to everyone important tonight. it kinda sucked, but im sure i'll see them again.

ughh. 3 shots of absinthe. and a few beers in less than an hour, and that was my pre-game. headed out to cause mayhem. woooo

^ I no whatee u mean. I fund teh drink treds.is ggood. fRiday os sweet. I hate wok.

Steve sucks the big one.