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10-08-2021, 02:22 PM
Buzzworthy

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Originally Posted by neufox47

I for one prefer to get constitutional law advice from attorneys whose practice focuses on DUI’s.

Ahhh, it’s all making more sense now….
10-08-2021, 03:01 PM
altasnob

I don't just handle DUIs. I've prosecuted cases up to murder, defended people accused of serious violent offenses, won permanent residence for in-custody noncitizens in immigration court, prevailed in appeals, litigated public record act cases, worked in insurance defense, handled some civil plaintiffs work, and I volunteer pro bono to assist low income persons vacate their criminal convictions.

Or you can get your legal advice from Danno, who helps convert CO farmlands to housing developments.
10-08-2021, 03:05 PM
Buzzworthy

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Originally Posted by altasnob

I’m always right and everybody else can suck it because I’m going to argue with you regardless.

FIFY
10-08-2021, 03:09 PM
Vt-Freeheel

Quote:

Originally Posted by neufox47

I for one prefer to get constitutional law advice from attorneys whose practice focuses on DUI’s.

Jengo!
10-08-2021, 03:15 PM
exsparky

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Originally Posted by altasnob

I don't just handle DUIs. I've prosecuted cases up to murder, defended people accused of serious violent offenses, won permanent residence for in-custody noncitizens in immigration court, prevailed in appeals, litigated public record act cases, worked in insurance defense, handled some civil plaintiffs work, and I volunteer pro bono to assist low income persons vacate their criminal convictions.

Or you can get your legal advice from Danno, who helps convert CO farmlands to housing developments.

He "prosecuted" not "convicted" the murderer but he did "win" in green card court. He also "handled" some work. That's not very solid bragging.
10-08-2021, 03:18 PM
berko

Arguing: Its not just his job, its his passion.
10-08-2021, 03:21 PM
Tri-Ungulate

Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2
10-08-2021, 03:38 PM
Danno

altasnob doesn't have the slightest clue what I do for a living. nor do I offer much legal advice here, because I know better.
10-08-2021, 04:06 PM
altasnob

Why don't you give legal advice here? I think everyone here is an expert in something and their post can be of benefit. Even Skidog and Deebased. I get it that people get out of line but a lot of that is because someone else personally insults them and they feel the need to respond. We should just lay off the personal insults and try encourage different thought from different backgrounds. I know my argument style may rub some the wrong way but I don't always think I am right. The main reason I post about an issue is because putting it down in writing, and seeing what others have to say, helps me formulate my own thoughts and opinions. There are lots of times I may say something but then change my mind based on the response from others.

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Originally Posted by exsparky

He "prosecuted" not "convicted" the murderer but he did "win" in green card court.

Of course the murderer got convicted. 99% of all criminal prosecutions result in convictions, but that's not bragging, that's just the system. A potted plant could make a good prosecutor.
10-08-2021, 04:27 PM
teleee

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Originally Posted by altasnob

I don't just handle DUIs, I charge them hundreds of dollars an hour while I share my superior legal wisdom with the intellectually deficient plebes of the TRG's.

FIFY
10-08-2021, 04:28 PM
PNWbrit

In the United States federal court system, the conviction rate rose from approximately 75 percent to approximately 85% between 1972 and 1992.[17] For 2012, the US Department of Justice reported a 93% conviction rate.[18] In 2000, the conviction rate was also high in U.S. state courts. Coughlan, writing in 2000, stated, "In recent years, the conviction rate has averaged approximately 84% in Texas, 82% in California, 72% in New York, 67% in North Carolina, and 59% in Florida."[19]

In 2018, the Bureau of Justice Statistics reported that among defendants charged with a felony, 68% were convicted (59% of a felony and the remainder of a misdemeanor) with felony conviction rates highest for defendants originally charged with motor vehicle theft (74%), driving-related offenses (73%), murder (70%), burglary (69%), and drug trafficking (67%); and lowest for defendants originally charged with assault (45%).[20]
10-08-2021, 04:56 PM
ex-powderbroker

Mods here are cute

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10-08-2021, 05:20 PM
neufox47

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Originally Posted by neufox47

I for one prefer to get constitutional law advice from attorneys whose practice focuses on DUI’s.

I’m sorry but not sorry. Besides it’s hard to think almost any attorney doesn’t have it coming.
10-08-2021, 05:39 PM
John_B

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Originally Posted by altasnob

I know my argument style may rub some the wrong way but I don't always think I am right. The main reason I post about an issue is because putting it down in writing, and seeing what others have to say, helps me formulate my own thoughts and opinions.

If I formulated my thoughts and opinions the same way you do my wife would smother me in my sleep. And the jury would make her one of the 1% to not end in a conviction.
10-08-2021, 05:41 PM
bennymac

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Originally Posted by John_B

If I formulated my thoughts and opinions the same way you do my wife would smother me in my sleep. And the jury would make her one of the 1% to not end in a conviction.

Snort
10-08-2021, 05:48 PM
Bunion 2020

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Originally Posted by John_B

If I formulated my thoughts and opinions the same way you do my wife would smother me in my sleep. And the jury would make her one of the 1% to not end in a conviction.

OK, that was fucking funny.

@ AS, maybe write your thoughts down and then re-read them 1st then post?:wink:
10-08-2021, 05:52 PM
ex-powderbroker

Nothing wrong with writing an email and not hitting the send button, too. Saved my butt a few times.
10-08-2021, 06:10 PM
Danno

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Originally Posted by Bunion 2020

@ AS, maybe write your thoughts down and then re-read them 1st, edit them to be 75% shorter, then post?:wink:

FYP. And that's coming from a wordy motherfucker!
10-08-2021, 06:21 PM
Djongo Unchained

We need some more of the Jam?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSDVsrh_c2k
10-08-2021, 07:28 PM
XXX-er

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Originally Posted by ml242

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Hutz just happens to be my lawyer
02-08-2023, 04:42 PM
Core Shot

Wow. This thread has legs.
02-08-2023, 04:53 PM
irul&ublo

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Originally Posted by Core Shot

Wow. This thread has legs.

And she knows how to use them https://youtu.be/eUDcTLaWJuo?t=272
02-08-2023, 05:01 PM
sb

Where is unfrozen caveman dental lawyer rocket surgeon wordy motherfucker when you need him?
02-09-2023, 11:08 AM
lowsparkco

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Originally Posted by SB

Where is unfrozen caveman dental lawyer rocket surgeon wordy motherfucker when you need him?

Guzzling jizz monkies?
02-09-2023, 01:36 PM
BmillsSkier

Odd necrobump.

I mean, if that's your thing

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