Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

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Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX

I'm still trying to figure that one out. Just ask my wife.

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Der kaboodle

Got it.

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Originally Posted by wicked_sick

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I was literally one bad decision in high school away from becoming exactly this guy.

Best part is somehow that was clearly the track he was listening to on the discman. His lypsyncing is too spot on to be something else.

Mustve been the season before he died

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Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain

Honest question. Does she really look like Billy Idol to you?

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Not sure you can call yourself punk rock if you manscape

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Not sure anyone who listens to punk would consider BI "punk rock"

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Originally Posted by wicked_sick

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Yes!

I think I was this kid for a few years one night.

Great video and great song.


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Originally Posted by grinch

Not sure you can call yourself punk rock if you manscape

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I think you're confusing grunge with punk. Punk is all about shaving and piercing and extremes.

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Originally Posted by KQ

I think you're confusing grunge with punk. Punk is all about shaving and piercing and extremes.

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True. I meant it as more of a joke after the pube shave post

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...;v=jt9LlHXGckg

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Originally Posted by m2711c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=jt9LlHXGckg

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whole lot better than using grandmas vibrator for autotune.

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Maybe that kid is inside the shed?

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Originally Posted by fomofo

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Maybe that kid is inside the shed?

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yo what the fuck is this shit?

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Originally Posted by stealurface831

yo what the fuck is this shit?

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Charlie Watts' funeral ceremony, Rev. M. Jagger presiding?

Your guess as good as mine.

The rooster's all in, that's all I know for sure.

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Originally Posted by JayPowHound

Not sure anyone who listens to punk would consider BI "punk rock"

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Ha! There is a very long running college radio show from CJSW called "Road Pops" that used to be punk oriented. I still remember someone calling in and having their 6 year old sister tell the DJs "Billy Idol is not punk rock" to much laughter and agreement from said DJs.

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Originally Posted by waxman

Ha! There is a very long running college radio show from CJSW called "Road Pops" that used to be punk oriented. I still remember someone calling in and having their 6 year old sister tell the DJs "Billy Idol is not punk rock" to much laughter and agreement from said DJs.

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Much of Billy Idol's pop career wasn't punk, but he absolutely came from the original UK punk scene with Generation X, Tony James, etc.

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Originally Posted by stealurface831

whole lot better than using grandmas vibrator for autotune.

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Prove it.

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Originally Posted by fomofo

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O Baphomet! In nomine Dei nostri Satanas Luciferi excelsi!

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Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX

You can thank puritanical obscenity laws for your preferences. Once porn became mainstream (VHS) and as it became more easily accessible and producible (internets), rates went down and many girls found they couldn't live on just what they were making for shoots, so they started or went back to stripping as a way to fill the income gap. Special appearances can net a ton of income. But many municipalities have strict regulations regarding topless and full nude bars, and along with dancers not being able to touch you or even themselves (ostensibly to eradicate lap dances), one common rule is that no pubic hair can be showing at any time. Since the girls are wearing as little clothing as possible, it's often easiest to just wax the whole kit and kaboodle so there's no discrepancy. This came back in to porn production, because who wants to grow it out for a one-day shoot, and next thing you know, it becomes a fashion statement to completely depilate your nether regions like you're Barbie. So, you can thank evangelical politicians for you liking women to look like they have alopecia of the crotch.

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I always assumed it happened because it was easier to clean up between takes.

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Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX

You can thank puritanical obscenity laws for your preferences. Once porn became mainstream (VHS) and as it became more easily accessible and producible (internets), rates went down and many girls found they couldn't live on just what they were making for shoots, so they started or went back to stripping as a way to fill the income gap. Special appearances can net a ton of income. But many municipalities have strict regulations regarding topless and full nude bars, and along with dancers not being able to touch you or even themselves (ostensibly to eradicate lap dances), one common rule is that no pubic hair can be showing at any time. Since the girls are wearing as little clothing as possible, it's often easiest to just wax the whole kit and kaboodle so there's no discrepancy. This came back in to porn production, because who wants to grow it out for a one-day shoot, and next thing you know, it becomes a fashion statement to completely depilate your nether regions like you're Barbie. So, you can thank evangelical politicians for you liking women to look like they have alopecia of the crotch.

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Wow.

You know your stuff.


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we have found our resident porn historian.

That's a really long winded explanation. Here's my much simpler take on things, which is founded in the real world and it made all the sense in the world to girls back in my college days.

You know what people hate? Getting a hair stuck in their mouth. It really messes up whatever they're doing. They stop, sputter, wipe their fingers over their tongue. Whatever it takes to get rid of that stupid hair in their mouth. Do you want to lick the side of my head? No? I agree, it would be a horrible experience for both of us. Would you sign up to do that for 5 minutes? Of course not. So help me help you get to O-town. You want to get there, and I wanna be the guy to get you there.

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Originally Posted by Not DJSapp

That's a really long winded explanation. Here's my much simpler take on things, which is founded in the real world and it made all the sense in the world to girls back in my college days.

You know what people hate? Getting a hair stuck in their mouth. It really messes up whatever they're doing. They stop, sputter, wipe their fingers over their tongue. Whatever it takes to get rid of that stupid hair in their mouth. Do you want to lick the side of my head? No? I agree, it would be a horrible experience for both of us. Would you sign up to do that for 5 minutes? Of course not. So help me help you get to O-town. You want to get there, and I wanna be the guy to get you there.

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Beverage meet monitor.

Hmm. My wife had her asshole and cooch laser hair removed before I met her.

Now I’m wondering what kind of life she lived prior to me, was it all a lie??




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