WASATCH STOKE, CONDITIONS, OBSERVATIONS and ASSORTED DRIVAL 20-21

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Originally Posted by Boissal

I think if we keep poking him there's a good chance he'll explode.

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Really? Because so far everyone who has tried arguing with me has gone away as will you... unless you want to pollute the thread. People like Benny and Jer would just drive you nuts not the other way around.

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Originally Posted by Boissal

Kevin, conditions are good but not great

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So now you are agreeing with me? Damn, I thought you would just go away, I didn't think I would actually outright win by you coming to my side. Glad you agree with me. I see you agree with me so much that today was completely forgettable that you and everyone else have resorted to posting nostalgic pics of better times. Thanks for agreeing with me but you don't have to go that far.

Thanksgiving night last year a few days before resort opened. 3-4’

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Coming out to an Alta sunset

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Pillow land awaits

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Originally Posted by snowaddict91

Anyone else in for a round of "Kevin says Alta sucks" stickers?

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I'd take a few!

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Originally Posted by Kevintheskier

outright win [...] agreeing with me

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I don't think these words mean what you think they mean.

As far as going away, if you look at the Wasatch drivel threads from years past I think you'll be disappointed. I tend to spend a fair amount of time in there until May.

Anyway, it's not the first time I use this pic but it's most appropriate right now:

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Oooooh now I get it! After seeing all your pictures I get it! You guys are all OLD! It makes so much sense now. Old and cranky and filled with regret. Ahhhhh, now I get it. I should probably feel quite a bit of sympathy for you old slow guys trying to convince yourself that your days actually are good days but... I don't. At least I get it now though.... So is everyone here old as dirt?

whyturn, jmills, TWA, and others - great fucking pics, thank you!

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Originally Posted by Kevintheskier

Really? Because so far everyone who has tried arguing with me has gone away as will you... unless you want to pollute the thread. People like Benny and Jer would just drive you nuts not the other way around.



So now you are agreeing with me? Damn, I thought you would just go away, I didn't think I would actually outright win by you coming to my side. Glad you agree with me. I see you agree with me so much that today was completely forgettable that you and everyone else have resorted to posting nostalgic pics of better times. Thanks for agreeing with me but you don't have to go that far.

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kevin, please, shut the fuck up

mods, sorry if that's not allowed or whatever, feel free to remove this post if inappropriate

i think i speak for a lot of us tho

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Originally Posted by tgapp

kevin, please, shut the fuck up

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Now you do understand all I am doing is responding to posts specifically directed at me? You do realize this? Just not sure if you have caught on to it yet since you speak as if I'm spamming posts or something.

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Antelope island locals got some attitude. I took this last year on a trip to the old farm.


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Originally Posted by whyturn

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some fucking bison stoke, i dig it

dude looks like an absolute unit

lol will someone just please go skiing with kevin and explain to him how this works

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Originally Posted by mall walker

lol will someone just please go skiing with kevin and explain to him how this works

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We're too old.
He could take us all in a ski-off.

That bison looks a bit close for comfort! Had a couple sneak up on us this fall while biking, they're impressive hunks!

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Originally Posted by mall walker

lol will someone just please go skiing with kevin and explain to him how this works

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I already volunteered to a ski-off but he chose to ignore that one single post.

Kevin, do you have touring gear?

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Originally Posted by Boissal

^^^…Dude's righteous indignation is increasing by the post, his understanding of what he's doing wrong not so much.
I think if we keep poking him there's a good chance he'll explode. Worth it in my book, I'm going for it:

Kevin, conditions are good but not great, observations are mostly that you're a gargantuan twat. Nobody likes you, go away.

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I feel the need to land on you Kevin but, I’m going to show restraint (and having a protracted word battle with a emotional moran is not conducive to the general well-being that is kept here). I lurk here often and have skied with some of these better balanced peeps in their backyard.

STFU and Ski Grunt (= recalcitrant boot)


eta: to the indentured... letthe smilly snowie piks of yore flow

Kevin, I’m usually at Alta every weekday afternoon. Let’s meet up for a beer or water from my cooler and take a lap or two together. I’ll PM a you my info.

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Originally Posted by Kevintheskier

I definitely didn't feel that last chair was best chair. For me at Alta best chair was 1pm an hour into the heavy snow but before it got too crowded. After that it did start to come down much harder nonstop but so did the people. Every chair was taken on Wildcat (and I think Collins too) and there is only so much terrain for everyone so despite the heavy snow the people were skiing it off quicker than it came down. I ended up leaving an hour early since it was clearly not getting better despite the heavy snow.

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Is this your first time skiing at Alta? Shit get skied out faster than... something's that's really fast.

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Originally Posted by jmills

Kevin, I’m usually at Alta every weekday afternoon. Let’s meet up for a beer or water from my cooler and take a lap or two together. I’ll PM a you my info.

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Props.
Bet Kevin is a good dude, maybe a bit high-strung on the internet, and clearly we're not helping.

Also, every weekday afternoon? Damn dude, classy schedule!

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Originally Posted by Kevintheskier

I definitely didn't feel that last chair was best chair. For me at Alta best chair was 1pm an hour into the heavy snow but before it got too crowded. After that it did start to come down much harder nonstop but so did the people. Every chair was taken on Wildcat (and I think Collins too) and there is only so much terrain for everyone so despite the heavy snow the people were skiing it off quicker than it came down. I ended up leaving an hour early since it was clearly not getting better despite the heavy snow.

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You know how I know ur a JONG?

Cause all the other JONGs did the same thing as you... making last chair the best chair.

Take a lap

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Originally Posted by Boissal

Props.
Bet Kevin is a good dude, maybe a bit high-strung on the internet, and clearly we're not helping.

Also, every weekday afternoon? Damn dude, classy schedule!

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I’m pushing myself to move onto something other than Dipsy Doodle.
The work hours suck 8 months out of the year. Luckily it drops off when Alta is at its finest.

The beer or water offer is good for all, not just Kevin.

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Originally Posted by jmills

Kevin, I’m usually at Alta every weekday afternoon. Let’s meet up for a beer or water from my cooler and take a lap or two together. I’ll PM a you my info.

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You're nice

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Originally Posted by Boissal

Props.
Bet Kevin is a good dude, maybe a bit high-strung on the internet, and clearly we're not helping.

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You're right, have fun skiing Kevin.

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Originally Posted by Lone Star

if we meet at the ho liquor box and i bring a couple of beers will you show me all of altas secrets sometime?

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Best cecret of Alta: get a job that gives you a jacket and radio.

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Originally Posted by Kevintheskier

I stood there for over an hour watching every Alta employee from the entire ski school to ski patrol and I think even some lifties do lap after lap after lap of Wildcat for well over an hour.

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Bruh we’re making $12/hr so you can ski. You best believe we’ll be getting ours, too.

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Originally Posted by skuff

Is this your first time skiing at Alta? Shit get skied out faster than... something's that's really fast.

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this Kevin guys a real Chachi it seems, I was in the last chair parade yesterday and was having a better time after each run after 3pm, canyon was greasy for us but hey I got better turns than Kevin!

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Originally Posted by Gepeto

I feel the need to land on you Kevin but, I’m going to show restraint (and having a protracted word battle with a emotional moran is not conducive to the general well-being that is kept here). I lurk here often and have skied with some of these better balanced peeps in their backyard.

STFU and Ski Grunt (= recalcitrant boot)


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So was that Wasatch "STOKE", Wasatch "CONDITIONS" or Wasatch "OBSERVATIONS"? I couldn't tell.

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Originally Posted by Kevintheskier

Even when 90% of the mountain is still closed uh? I have more days at Alta then you do. I know where all the secrets are. I can get fresh tracks days after a storm..... but not when it is closed.

... I only intended to make one post here about my take on today, but if you guys just absolutely insist on arguing with me about my opinions that is different than yours (u guys must be liberals) then we can keep filling up this thread about that instead of "WASATCH STOKE, CONDITIONS, AND OBSERVATIONS". Up to you guys.

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Man...can I like touch you? Not in a weird way, just like your arm??? I mean I just am hoping some of your raddness rubs off on me.....

As the famous line from True Romance goes "you're so cool"

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Definitely an OBSERVATION of a kook.

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Originally Posted by snowaddict91

I already volunteered to a ski-off but he chose to ignore that one single post.

Kevin, do you have touring gear?

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No you didn't. And no I don't.. And I can tell you right now that anyone who skis 2,000-3,000 vertical feet of perfect untouched powder every day and then goes home is going to be a far far worse skier than someone who will ski 50,000 vert of powder, ice, ruts, bumps, steeps, crust, avy debris, groomers, and every type of variable terrain you can imagine. I had the shortest day I have had in a long time and even I did more vert in that short time then you have probably ever done in your biggest day touring. Put a touring guy in a resort with bad firm rutty ski conditions and let's see how well he does.

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Originally Posted by Kevintheskier

Yeah all us "low emotional iq" guys who served in the military during war time as teenagers. That is us. Everybody knows only "low emotional iq" guys can do the military. All the "high emotional iq" people obviously go straight into some liberal arts college with Playdooh and puppies for whenever it gets too stressful then gets out with a high paying tech job at a company whose biggest department is HR in order to tend to all the "high emotional iq" graduates.

You just want to turn this whole thread into being about me uh? Ok that's cool. I would think most you would prefer to keep it skiing related but if you keep wanting to make all these posts for me to reply to then so be it.

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Pretty sure skifishbum is a vet and not an asshole....some might disagree, but he brings stoke and is very giving. You could learn a lot.

Please post one stoke pic, cause so far all you've done is bitch, maybe start another thread for that?

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Originally Posted by snowaddict91

Anyone else in for a round of "Kevin says Alta sucks" stickers?

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please make these

Goes well with the MAGA stickers

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Originally Posted by east or bust

please make these

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I don't have a vinyl cutter anymore but I think D-roc has a setup to make some stickers.

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Originally Posted by Kevintheskier

No you didn't. And no I don't.. And I can tell you right now that anyone who skis 2,000-3,000 vertical feet of perfect untouched powder every day and then goes home is going to be a far far worse skier than someone who will ski 50,000 vert of powder, ice, ruts, bumps, steeps, crust, avy debris, groomers, and every type of variable terrain you can imagine. I had the shortest day I have had in a long time and even I did more vert in that short time then you have probably ever done in your biggest day touring. Put a touring guy in a resort with bad firm rutty ski conditions and let's see how well he does.

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Well we can agree about that. Never said I was a "touring guy." I was just going to see if you wanted to go for a tour monday morning. See if you were any cooler IRL.

Solitude opened a lot more terrain today. Actually worth going over to now.

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Originally Posted by Kevintheskier

Solitude opened a lot more terrain today. Actually worth going over to now.

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I'm sure they'll love you, and you'll come back with nothing but stellar reviews.

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Originally Posted by jmills

I’m pushing myself to move onto something other than Dipsy Doodle.
The work hours suck 8 months out of the year. Luckily it drops off when Alta is at its finest.

The beer or water offer is good for all, not just Kevin.

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i’m one of the doucheier skiers at Alta but i love water. thanks!

is change for a nickel still a thing?

stop. don't. come back.

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Originally Posted by whyturn

Skiing is fun. I like to ski. I like to ski bunny slopes and steep slopes. I like to ski trees and bowls. Resort or backcountry is just fine with me.
Skiing any day is great and I don’t like negative skiers. Sam I am, just no green eggs or ham!

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Nice man. We skied together like 10 years ago at Alta off by a closed Sugarloaf chair during a late spring storm day and it was super fun.

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Originally Posted by Lone Star

stop. don't. come back.

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Needs more !!! Kev seems to enjoy attention..god I hope it's a bored alias and not real.

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Originally Posted by snowaddict91

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Alta sucks - Kevin Calamari

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Originally Posted by Tiktaalik

Alta sucks - Kevin Calamari

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BWAH!!
Now that could go on my car.

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Originally Posted by Kevintheskier

No you didn't. And no I don't.. And I can tell you right now that anyone who skis 2,000-3,000 vertical feet of perfect untouched powder every day and then goes home is going to be a far far worse skier than someone who will ski 50,000 vert of powder, ice, ruts, bumps, steeps, crust, avy debris, groomers, and every type of variable terrain you can imagine. I had the shortest day I have had in a long time and even I did more vert in that short time then you have probably ever done in your biggest day touring. Put a touring guy in a resort with bad firm rutty ski conditions and let's see how well he does.

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LIGHTEN UP FRANCIS...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdbfJeI1Y1I

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Originally Posted by Tiktaalik

Alta sucks - Kevin Calamari

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