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ok, If I post tonight, it means 1 of 2 things. Either i didnt get laid, or I ran from her place as fast as fucking possible
1 month ago I woke up and this girl rolled over and told me she loved me.
Ive never gotten dressed so quickly. Crazy bitch wants to marry me
fck, nada, zip serco. no pusst yonightint
tinme to loook at the beach shickj thred. mother fuckerd
its 333am and were goinf dor a sunruse hike, God help yus
I can haz mor beers pleaz???????
wow, that was one crazy night.
its 8am, im still drunk. and now im going to the burlington ski swap
jesus i need sleep
ugh, and I actually thought I would make it to the game today. Pretty fukin hung. Oh well nothing some burgers and beer cant fix.
I usually get drunk and post in the main forum as much as I can....errrrr, wait. I just did. Here's to sloppy seconds.
I'm all up in yur vodkas, steeelin your pruuufs.
I love pissing off the deck. Am I alone? am I being seenz? Is Tina Turner spotting I through the periscope? Is I falling into a couldron of poop?
bumb for the tuesday afternoon drunk on
I've been drinking this stuff lately...
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Hic.
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2 nites in a riz-ow.
bump da bump 4 the gin n orange jizzuse
Single can be fun sometimes, but tonight it sucks.
Bottoms up. Thumbs down.
Wife is out of town, there's nothing on tv and I live about 8 miles from anything. Guess I'll keep drinking.
wy did tha dux luze????
wy
mmmmm...... Jameson
well shoot, bottle of jameson down, now onto some leinies honeywiess
BRONCOPSSSS!!! Hells yeah!
whooohoooo.... fuckit all. chekcing in!
so anyway, kinda related,,, my neightbor just knocked on my door. he ladi his 847 lb harley davidason over in our allye. neededc my help to gett it back up. oh yeasd. reacruit another drunk! anwyasy it is back on itss feet, after quite a biat of workw it si on the slab in fornt of shi house! yay!! no worse for hte wear, it htink he is about hready to daie though!
Corner neghbhood party this nties, gt plowd, more or lesws...wads ther bar4tasnmdre, mad esoem driks,m goood drinksa, mojotio land...storng, tastye for wall. Damnd fun if ya slk me, amng. Looking to shave this chicjh in the bathroom tright now--mpore later, amybe if I can tyoep.
Fuckign, mojitos. Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm
405am, schmammered, ullrefedst tomorrore, pce bsitches
MMM llong ilstand Ice tees. west caost rocks. CHEKING IN / OUTTTT.
drunk in budapest nwith hot huingarian girls. and no idea how to deal with an odd sirutaion. yep... inetersting to say the least.
that is all. off to trz to do something about this
Blue Moon - 0, D - 13 and working on killing the whiole fiuckn 2-fer. Gotta clean all this dirt outa my throat somehows. No worky tomorrow than ks to allt hese fires, got evacuated today, schools called off tomorrow in the whole county, looky like a monday drunken dialen night, sorry to all those poor souls in my fire line who get a call from me tonight, but if they donto read thes at least they know I am not a toasted marshmellow on at least one level, eh?paz,
D.