Zillow/Redfin Gems

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Originally Posted by rideit

I freakin’ bet I could get rid of them. Some well placed sulfur, and 24/7 Rebekah Black ‘Friday’ at about 100db ought to do it. And have their car towed for trespassing/abandonment if they have one. And an internet jammer of some kind.

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https://www.insider.com/virginia-hom...edium=news_tab

Apparently a bunch of people think so, one even offering over asking to give it a go.


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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...34581548_zpid/

"Head down the spiral staircase to the master suite, equipped with its own bathroom and vanity room."


sweet no windows

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No, babe, I swear the master suite is down here.

Hey, does this smell like chloroform?

Bring out the gimp

Gimp's sleeping

Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?

I dunno, I give this one a pass, it sold for 48,000 dollars.

From castles to log cabins....28acres and a mansion....looks like the whole house practically sits in one giant room:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...8253833_zpid/?

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Originally Posted by sirbumpsalot

From castles to log cabins....28acres and a mansion....looks like the whole house practically sits in one giant room:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...8253833_zpid/?

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It has it's own helipad, something that has been greatly overlooked in home design these days. Glad to see some folks haven't forgotten how to live.

All that timber framing & zero sense of logical structure (beams disappear into walls with no visual support hierarchy)…nice site tho

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Originally Posted by Not DJSapp

It has it's own helipad, something that has been greatly overlooked in home design these days. Glad to see some folks haven't forgotten how to live.

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Seems like it could be a cheap option for the state to create an overlook and visitor center/rest area for travelers on the 101. I mean if they themselves had to procure the land and build the structure it would probably cost $100M due to bloat and endless bureaucratic nitpicking.

And if they just did something with it efficiently without public input, the state would be up in arms over the elitist royals in Salem who don’t represent the public

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Originally Posted by Not DJSapp

It has it's own helipad, something that has been greatly overlooked in home design these days. Glad to see some folks haven't forgotten how to live.

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If you are a pilot and wanna go between the airport where your jet is based, nice feature to have.

That's a Bass Pro Shops kit home.

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Originally Posted by ::: :::

All that timber framing & zero sense of logical structure (beams disappear into walls with no visual support hierarchy)…nice site tho

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All the industrial looking duct work seems a bit out of place, too.

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Originally Posted by The AD

Looks like the lobby at the Knight's Inn. Remember those? :)

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as does the log McMansion (with a pseudo-religious twist)
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Originally Posted by sirbumpsalot

From castles to log cabins....28acres and a mansion....looks like the whole house practically sits in one giant room:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...8253833_zpid/?

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All that and only 4 bed/5 bath?

It may be haunted (or more likely full of lead paint)... at least the realtor is realistic that "starting over" may be the best route for this piece of property.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5...9441494_zpid/?

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Originally Posted by dunfree

If you are a pilot and wanna go between the airport where your jet is based, nice feature to have.

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Fly it yourself rather than have your personal pilot on standby? You must be one of the poors.

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Originally Posted by adrenalated

Fly it yourself rather than have your personal pilot on standby? You must be one of the poors.

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Heh. That was a google educated guess what the prior owner did based on the helicopter reg. - because that’s a “poors” chopper. You can get a used one for less than the apparent Aspen grocery getter SUV of choice. The house has the glacier np log megastructure problem - if you aren’t having huge dinners filling the place on the regular they are empty

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Originally Posted by sirbumpsalot

From castles to log cabins....28acres and a mansion....looks like the whole house practically sits in one giant room:

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3...8253833_zpid/?

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Ok, now I'm really confused. If you do the 3-D tour, there are no less than 4 full size motorcycles on the second floor. In the master bedroom.

I guess pro motorcycle racers need to spend their money on something?

I’ve been ignoring this thread and ain’t sure if I’m doing this right. The interior labeling is fun.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/W...zillowgonewild

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Originally Posted by bodywhomper

I’ve been ignoring this thread and ain’t sure if I’m doing this right. The interior labeling is fun.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/W...zillowgonewild

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"Honey, you know what would be great above the bed? A sign that says 'Welcome to POUNDTOWN.' You know, just in case someone isn't sure what happens in this room."

I think "Keep Exploring" should be above the bed

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Originally Posted by Not DJSapp

Ok, now I'm really confused. If you do the 3-D tour, there are no less than 4 full size motorcycles on the second floor. In the master bedroom.

I guess pro motorcycle racers need to spend their money on something?

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You didn't happen to notice the Indian sitting in the chair in the Movie Room with a jug....nor wonder why the bathroom in the Movie Room has or even needs a shower?

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Originally Posted by sirbumpsalot

You didn't happen to notice the Indian sitting in the chair in the Movie Room with a jug....nor wonder why the bathroom in the Movie Room has or even needs a shower?

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Hey, a movie theater/orgy room with an adjacent shower makes perfect sense when you have porn on the big screen. But I just can't come up with a use case for motorcycles on the second floor.

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Hey, a movie theater/orgy room with an adjacent shower makes perfect sense when you have porn on the big screen. But I just can't come up with a use case for motorcycles on the second floor.

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If you check out the master closet, the guy sensibly kept all his shoe boxes in case he needed to return one of the 23 pairs of identical shoes he bought.