Very well played by the cougar!Quote:
Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd
Pics?
Very well played by the cougar!Quote:
Originally Posted by MOHSHSIHd
Pics?
Hey, dude, who cares what the little girls think. The cougar is putting them to shame. If they want to show you something, then, well, let them whip it out. Otherwise, leave them to their cells and Cosmos and gossip. You're with a woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
No, she's the friend of Raps' roomate.Quote:
Originally Posted by philippeR
You've never been to PuebloQuote:
Originally Posted by edg
http://tetongravity.com/forums/attac...1&d=1201553288Quote:
Originally Posted by Raps
Good advice here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benny Profane
exactly my thoughts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lonnie
Raps, play this like a professional stud.
Be matter of fact, firm and to the point.
1) you are a fuck machine
2) the cougar is only a fuck buddy. cut her off politely, but firmly. she is not expecting to marry you (this is not like the same age crushes you have previously dealt with - she knows what time it is - or rather, how old she is).
3) you fuck who you want, when you want, how you want. Be strong and independent and the rest of the chicks in that house will want your action.
Be weak and sensitive, and the cougar will cling to you and crush all hope of kittens and cougar orgies.
When the kitten said you were "dating" the cougar, that was your signal you screwed up. You are not dating her. You are not an item. FWB at best, but really she's just a hole to fill.
'The [cougar] and me?"
"Oh, we just fuck every now and then. No big deal. I just got too much mojo to not let it flow"
Seriously, man. You have a few days at most to REGAIN CONTROL OF THE COUGAR DEN.
If you let this cougar get all emotional, you are doomed with all the other kittens and cougars. Make it clear that you both knew it was just about fucking. period. . . . Next customer please.
this thread is like a "how-to" when one moves into the cougar den
amazing
I'll never eat a ham and cheese on pita. damn thats gross! Sure glad there wasn't chunks of feta in it.
"Just thinking about you, Big hug"...... is a sweet thing all girls do, that isn't scary it's normal, you better hook up with a kitten soon or you're doomed to the ham and cheese pita and a whole lotta drama.
Cougars can be as delusional as kittens are naive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
You should add the technical flava we're used to from you. Like "what is the best angle of insertion?"Quote:
Originally Posted by pechelman
;)
Raps, only way out is to fuck her friends ... and videotape it ... and plan it when the cougar is expected to drop by for a visit.
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Originally Posted by Raps
The den is fucking sweet man. Kinda funny I didn't ski or see any x-games stuff, but it was fucking fun. The whole experience shooting the awards was fucking awesome! Thanks again E!
Tell your roommate that Chris will make a big meal (he is an awesome chef) next time we come down. Enough for all of us and whatever random ladies she rounds up. Hopefully it snows too.
if your over it, i think you need to post pics finally!
Solid work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Again, some great advice from the maggot collective.....
To the kittens i just told them....."What!! No way, i just fucked her a couple times and she just keeps wantin more.....cause you know i'm pretty good." I think it went over well - they were some cute s. Africas that i will try to work my mojo on this week......
The roommate is cool with whatever - she is all about rando hookups etc...but the problem is that on the off nights when i just want to come back home from work and chill, the cougar is over hanging with my roommate and she'll come over and kiss me and try to talk and stuff :rolleyes: That is what weirds me out......random drunken hookups are one thing but when she tries to kiss me goodbye every time she sees me......thats gotta stop.
I think i just need to go out before she comes over, or when shes over, head out with my younger friends - always be busy and stuff......
Oh and Rontele, good advice but i'm afraid i would mention it and she would be like hell yeah lets do it......;)
if you want her gone ask her if she minds fucking a couple of your internet buddies that have never tasted cougar tang before. unless she's a raging whore (bonus: phishow gets laid), she will be thoroughly insulted and beat feet.
If you really want to know how to end or minimize the situation, then you should talk to the roommate.
or you could just show her this thread???
20 Pages of pure Aspen.... I love it!
This whole thread is fuckin hilarious! And the ham and cheese pita has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Definitely hall of fame.
FNKA mang,
1) You basically want it to be over,
2) We want naked pics.
2 + 2 = Problem solved.
You know what you have to do....
So this is basically like a milf version of the OC, but in Aspen?
yep. as well as a manual for cougar den infiltration and penetration.
should I ever be in a similar situation (god please!) I will now have something to reference.
Just chiming in with the 500th response to this hall of famer to say...
gold Jerry, goldQuote:
Originally Posted by Nick Pappagiorgio