I couldn't muster the fortitude, BeanDip. That is like the pure THC to the green bud. I just didn't have it in me.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeanDip4All
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I couldn't muster the fortitude, BeanDip. That is like the pure THC to the green bud. I just didn't have it in me.Quote:
Originally Posted by BeanDip4All
I don't really understand this. You felt bad? After just one box?Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
You got that right. I think that the last 25 tip the scale to some sort of Junk Food critical mass. I really can't explain it. I wouldn't think that one box would bitch slap my GI tract, but it did. I knew it was coming when the sweats started. Try it out this weekend Suit. I want to see if I am as big a pussy as I fear I may be.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
You are; trust us.Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
Commonlaw, because of you I know that I will soon have a ravenous encounter with a box of cheezits, and I'll regret it!
Sprite
Orly? The gambit has been laid down for GoldMember as well. You can meet the Suit in the work bathrooms = slay3d thread on Monday;)Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldMember
edit: maybe Sprite too, although I am still pretty sure that women, especially Sprite, don't ever duece.
Cheez-its? Child's play. Now a full bag of chili-cheese Fritos.....gawd that sounds good!
What's the time frame - a box in an hour? Two hours? One day?Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
I do need to figure out what to do for lunch.
Yeah, it's hard to stop. I just recently ate 3/4 of a box of White Cheddar Cheese Cheez-its. I didn't feel too good after it though.
Just keep a consistent pace until the box is gone. No long breathers. I think it took me about 45 minutes to dust the box.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
heh....looks like game-on to me. I had to change my avatar to get jacked up for this. What size box?
edit: Oh, and page-top only to demonstrate my total domination.
^^^^Hahahah! Love it!
Sprite
Witnessed this spectacle last night while stuck in traffic. Guy in the passengers seat of the car infront of me finishes off the cheez-it box, extracts the plastic liner, tilts it up and ... they're gone!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BeanDip4All
Did the greedy prick share any with the rest of us hungry bastards waiting to get home for dinner?
No he did not. :the_finge
Whatever that normal-sized box is. Feel free to pick your favorite variety. I went with the orginal cheddar, because well, I am a cheez-it purist.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldMember
I guess it's a box of Cheese-Its for lunch today. Heading to the store in a few minutes.
Looks like it will be sometime this weekend before I can take the challenge. I already ate lunch so it'll be tomorrow or Sunday night. TR to follow.
I'm on it. Lunch has begun.
Next question - is it possible to simultaneously eat Cheese-Its and write off bad debt?
Keep us updated. Did you go with White Cheddar? I give you a good hour after completion to start feeling the full effects.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
It's possible to eat anything while writing off bad debt. Whether you can keep them down after writing off the debt is another topic.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
I'm all talk. There's no way I'm going to get through the whole box. I may I have Cheese-It stamina, but this is a Cheese-It sprint. I got nothin'.
Quiting just like that?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
No wonder you guys went out of business.
Just take it one cheez-it at a time.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Suit
OK. I just ate 10 more.
It's my wife's birthday. She's gonna be pissed (and rightly so) if I puke from a Cheese-It overdose.
I think this bad debt I'm writing off might be more relevant.Quote:
Originally Posted by berko
Nine more. Washed down with Red Bull.
DO IT!
what would Jesus do with a box of Cheez-It's
He'd eat the damn things, now get hoppin.
(and by Jesus I mean, Jesus the mechanic from encinito.)
30 more. Just wrote off $100 from Michael Jackson. A pedophile AND a deadbeat.
I'm a bit dizzy. Maybe it's time for another Red Bull.
pound the redbull and do some stretching. it will loosen up an empty spot for impaction.
i'm pounding a whole sleeve of graham crackers right now. and drinking whiskey.
holy shit pow3rs is good stuff.
just
GET
YOUR
OWN
BOX
cuz I'm not sharing.
Found a box in the pantry at my office. Heathen cracker is daring me. I swore I was done 4 years ago.
smear some shit under the boxtop flap?
All the money you save by not feeding the addiction will allow you to buy more time shares!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw
Ok GoldMember, when are you doing this thing?
Fond memories right there.
Between Cheez-its and Goldfish my life has been one long addict's tale of empty calories, glorious salt, and orange fingertips.
Must resist...
My daughter turned me on to to Cheez-its this weekend. They are addictive. Not Thin Mints addictive but close.
Well, I prefer Cheese Nips over Cheese-Its. :fm:
I'm pretty sure I have almost made myself sick eating a freshly opened box of them. Had to stop eating when I could no longer feel my lips or tongue.
Go straight to hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by From_the_NEK
I ate an entire box of the Jalapeno Cheez-Its while watching the first half of a soccer match at home once (50 minutes). Those delicious snacks plus 2 beers was too much for my girly stomach. Blew chunks shortly after. If you think they are hot going down, coming up is WAY worse.
Jesus, I forgot all about this whole thing...FROM FIVE YEARS AGO! I can't even believe I stumbled onto this thread. I haven't had a Cheez-its in forever but, I have devoured countless bags of Chili-Cheese Fritos in that time. I'll have to give this some serious thought and planning.Quote:
Originally Posted by commonlaw