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07-23-2007, 08:32 AM
Tectonically_Neglected

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Originally Posted by telepariah

I was beginning to worry that I had been 86ed for getting into a little flame fest on the avalanche forum. :p

No way could willy have hacked teletips. He's a lawyer fer chrissakes! They have no skills. :FIREdevil

Too funny. I thought something similar:
"Crap, the boss is on to me... Damn, I hope they didn't shut TGR down. I mean, ttips I can live with; TGR I would really hate to lose."
07-23-2007, 08:33 AM
DBdude

yeah, I thought that I was blocked at my end also
07-23-2007, 08:36 AM
TeleMang

I was worried that IT was on to me too... but when it didn't load from my home computer i knew. It is really strange living in a world without TTips. It is actually making my blood hurt a little...
07-23-2007, 08:37 AM
LongLegsInAlaska

Quote:

Originally Posted by telepariah

I was beginning to worry that I had been 86ed for getting into a little flame fest on the avalanche forum. :p

Foam in the avalanche forum and I missed it? Damn.
07-23-2007, 08:37 AM
FacieDoPrima

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBdude

yeah, I thought that I was blocked at my end also

Now why would you think that?
07-23-2007, 08:38 AM
LongLegsInAlaska

Quote:

Originally Posted by FacieDoPrima

Ttips will be a new place in a few days, I'm guessing. It's also likely that the rules will be enforced, over there. Anarchy kills forums, eventually.

You sound like one of the whiners from Ttips.
07-23-2007, 08:40 AM
FacieDoPrima

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongLegsInAlaska

You sound like one of the whiners from Ttips.

Watch and see if it's not true, then determine who I am.
07-23-2007, 08:41 AM
hemas

Quote:

Originally Posted by FacieDoPrima

Watch and see if it's not true, then determine who I am.

That still doesn't change the fact that you're a whine 'lil biatch:the_finge.
07-23-2007, 08:49 AM
FacieDoPrima

Quote:

Originally Posted by hemas

That still doesn't change the fact that you're a whine 'lil biatch:the_finge.

I don't flame, Henkka. I'm aware that you hate everything about Ttips but maybe that will change, too.

Peace out, babies.

http://i.xanga.com/miles_of_icons/nd%20peace%20out.bmp
07-23-2007, 08:54 AM
LongLegsInAlaska

Quote:

Originally Posted by hemas

That still doesn't change the fact that you're a whine 'lil biatch:the_finge.

Well that's certainly the pot calling the kettle black. Hemas, before Mitch deleted "the rules" part of the OT forum you were always babbling on about them. Especially when you were getting your butt kicked in there.
07-23-2007, 09:07 AM
hemas

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Originally Posted by LongLegsInAlaska

Well that's certainly the pot calling the kettle black. Hemas, before Mitch deleted "the rules" part of the OT forum you were always babbling on about them. Especially when you were getting your butt kicked in there.

Hey... I never whined... I just pointed out that perhaps peeps have some issues with reading comprehesion... They did and still do:biggrin:.

Oh, and I never posted that notation when the attack was directed at me. It was just fun and games... Or rather weak sauce psy-ops.
07-23-2007, 09:08 AM
xkyzero

Because I don't have access to ttips I feel the need to point out that Vino if a fcking stud. How many stitches does that guy have now. He killed it today. Too bad he totally sucked yesterday. And I'd love to see Contador kick the Chicken's ass but man is he hanging in there.

That is all.
07-23-2007, 09:18 AM
irul&ublo

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Originally Posted by Rontele

Your cliched and tired jokes will make this server go down.

Get back to studying bitch.
07-23-2007, 09:37 AM
Danno

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Originally Posted by corn dog

I hope they backed up the ONNASAFT thread.

cause lord knows, we need to hear about the barista!
07-23-2007, 09:48 AM
telepariah

Quote:

Originally Posted by xkyzero

Because I don't have access to ttips I feel the need to point out that Vino if a fcking stud. How many stitches does that guy have now. He killed it today. Too bad he totally sucked yesterday. And I'd love to see Contador kick the Chicken's ass but man is he hanging in there.

That is all.

Vino lost 29 minutes yesterday and ran away with today's stage. Think anyone is interested in his testosterone levels? ;)
07-23-2007, 10:05 AM
xkyzero

Quote:

Originally Posted by telepariah

Vino lost 29 minutes yesterday and ran away with today's stage. Think anyone is interested in his testosterone levels? ;)

Maybe the Chicken has been sharing his cow blood?
07-23-2007, 10:53 AM
Jer

Quote:

Originally Posted by LongLegsInAlaska

Foam in the avalanche forum and I missed it? Damn.

2x damn. Avy forum foam is the best.

Quote:

Originally Posted by telepariah

No way could willy have hacked teletips. He's a lawyer fer chrissakes! They have no skills.

Don't need skilz nowadays. A discreet payment suffices.
07-23-2007, 11:24 AM
FacieDoPrima

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Originally Posted by LongLegsInAlaska

You sound like one of the whiners from Ttips.

To be a whiner is one thing, to then become a whiner whining about the whiners, well that's an entirely different matter.

http://www.glamorous-smg.com/gallery...r-girl-003.jpg

"Fire hoses and attack dogs aside, the peace loving hippies will always be protected." ~~~ telechica manual for cruising the zen

***she was a sour girl the day that she met me***

Peace, love and fuzzy bunnies!
07-23-2007, 11:43 AM
TeleHoar

^^Is this JennyH?
sounds similiar...but I can understand it...
Hmmmm
07-23-2007, 11:44 AM
LongLegsInAlaska

Hey FacieDoPrima: If it takes a woman to whine about the men who snivel about the rules on Ttips to get them to stop their sniveling, I'll whine all day long about it.
07-23-2007, 11:46 AM
DBdude

funny, also trying to figure out who FDP is.
07-23-2007, 11:47 AM
Bricklin69

Where are we?
07-23-2007, 11:48 AM
DBdude

Quote:

Originally Posted by FacieDoPrima

To be a whiner is one thing, to then become a whiner whining about the whiners, well that's an entirely different matter.

it's sport
07-23-2007, 12:11 PM
Danno

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeleHoar

^^Is this JennyH?
sounds similiar...but I can understand it...
Hmmmm

I suspect it may be someone trying to sound like jennyh.
07-23-2007, 12:11 PM
frorider

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Originally Posted by Danno

cause lord knows, we need to hear about the barista!

from the Onion:

Quote:

Sources: Barista Not Actually Flirting With You

SAN FRANCISCO—Though she greets you every morning with a smile, sometimes chats with you, and makes sure the chocolate syrup is evenly distributed throughout your mocha, Starbucks barista Molly Sopel is in truth not flirting with you, and is instead simply a pleasant person and conscientious employee, coffeeshop sources reported Monday.

"The best part about Molly is that she laughs and talks with everyone," said manager Mike Dezort, who confirmed that Sopel asks if you want room for milk as a courtesy, and not because of the physical attraction you think exists between the two of you. "I always overhear her calling customers sweetie, which people seem to like."

A Starbucks regular who frequently watches you order from Sopel is reportedly "shocked" that you still haven't realized that she only calls you by your first name when you pay with your debit card
07-23-2007, 12:19 PM
iceclimb

Wait, has no one posted this in the Ask TGR forum?... jongs!

Or maybe tech talk.
07-23-2007, 12:34 PM
FacieDoPrima

Relax. I'm sure everything will be fine, soon.

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...gotchi-big.png

"Go smoke a bowl hippie, you'll get over it" Angry French Poodle
07-23-2007, 12:56 PM
elk-tamer

Not much info, but:
http://69.56.187.182/~telemark/index.html

It looks like Mitch is running DNS for his own domain from the domain itself: guaranteed to fail eventually.
I wonder if the person who suggested that in the first place will know to edit the Domain servers at the registrar after they get the hardware back up.
07-23-2007, 01:03 PM
TeleMang

A couple of days? Damn! Hopelessly addicted.... need ttips...
07-23-2007, 01:06 PM
hemas

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Originally Posted by TeleMang

A couple of days? Damn! Hopelessly addicted.... need ttips...

Damn, you really need help:p.

Nah, just think how much more you can do stuff and actually work, since you're not browsing TTips...

Heck, my productivity at work has almost risen 25%... from 0 to 25%, that is:biggrin:.
07-23-2007, 01:34 PM
powdork

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Originally Posted by hemas

Heck, my productivity at work has almost risen 25%... from 0 to 25%, that is:biggrin:.

So what other 3 forums have to go down to get you to actually do something? I can guess 1.
07-23-2007, 01:37 PM
hemas

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Originally Posted by powdork

So what other 3 forums have to go down to get you to actually do something? I can guess 1.

Hey, I don't just surf BBs... I also search for stuff I need or might need to buy. Both info and bargains, as well as drink coffee:rolleyes::biggrin:.
07-23-2007, 01:46 PM
TeleMang

Damn, how much work did people actually get done prior to 'Big Al' inventing the internet?
07-23-2007, 02:27 PM
FacieDoPrima

I'm miss Ttips, too

Gender is mutable, babies!

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz678outcome6.jpg

So who the hell is JennyH?

Is that like Preparation H?
07-23-2007, 03:15 PM
LongLegsInAlaska

Quote:

Originally Posted by FacieDoPrima

I'm miss Ttips, too

Gender is mutable, babies!

http://www.youthink.com/quiz_images/quiz678outcome6.jpg

So who the hell is JennyH?

Is that like Preparation H?

No, Jennyh is more like syrup of ipecac. She get's your gag reflexes going.
07-23-2007, 03:21 PM
FacieDoPrima

I wonder where porkchop is.

http://www.killsometime.com/mugshots...196/steveo.jpg

I want to ask if this is "daddy".

http://www.rockymusic.org/img/cds/Be...rontCoverS.jpg

Like syrup of ipecac. I need some of that.
07-23-2007, 03:30 PM
Rontele

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Originally Posted by LongLegsInAlaska

No, Jennyh is more like syrup of ipecac. She get's your gag reflexes going.

You know, Laura, it is usually common courtesy over here at TGR to provide naked pictures of yourself before we accept you into the community.

Us maggots, here, are feeling used.
07-23-2007, 03:33 PM
LongLegsInAlaska

But, Rontele, I could never forgive myself if seeing naked photos of me so distracted you from studying your Barbri that you flunked the bar. Nope, don't want to even chance it!
07-23-2007, 03:35 PM
Rontele

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Originally Posted by LongLegsInAlaska

But, Rontele, I could never forgive myself if seeing naked photos of me so distracted you from studying your Barbri that you flunked the bar. Nope, don't want to even chance it!

You won't have to chance it. The exam is tomorrow and i am finishing up my studying. We all can benefit from realizing the benefits of Long Legs in AK
07-23-2007, 03:46 PM
smitchell333

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rontele

You won't have to chance it. The exam is tomorrow and i am finishing up my studying. We all can benefit from realizing the benefits of Long Legs in AK

Answer these simple-sample bar questions:

Question 1 is based on the following fact situation.

John Calvoni, a candidate for a city counsel position in the City of North Park, was present in town square on September 21. The City of North Park had a tradition of allowing candidates for the office of city council the privilege to present a short speech on this date for the purpose of informing interested members of the public on the points of view which each candidate holds. Several candidates delivered their speeches. John Calvoni then presented his five minute speech. After John Calvoni had delivered his speech he went back to resume his seat which was on the stage about ten feet behind the podium. Jack Bland, an opposing candidate who was sitting in the seat next to John Calvoni's assigned seat, decided that it would be entertaining to pull Calvoni's chair out from under him. As Calvoni began to sit down, Bland pulled the chair out causing Calvoni to fall to the stage floor. Calvoni suffered no injuries but he was deeply humiliated over the incident.

1. If Calvoni brings a tort action against Bland, Calvoni will probably recover on which of the following theories?

(A) Intentional infliction of emotional distress
(B) Assault
(C) Battery
(D) No recovery

Question 2 is based on the following fact situation.

The eleventh grade class of Santa Clarita High School went to Jefferson Avionics on a class field trip. During lunch the school administrator provided the students some time to eat at the cafeteria located on the premises. Margarita, the class clown, decided to pull another prank. As Helen was attempting to sit down with a tray of food, Margarita pulled Helen's chair from beneath her. Helen fell to the floor.

2. Which tort is most applicable under these facts?

(A) Assault
(B) Battery
(C) Negligent infliction of emotional distress
(D) Intentional infliction of emotional distress

Questions 3 - 5 are based on the following fact situation.

Exec and Associate were both white collar workers who were employed by firms located in downtown Centerville. Both Exec and Associate were late for work on Tuesday morning. As such, they each were traveling at an excessive rate of speed toward their respective places of business. Exec was traveling down Second Street, only seven blocks from his office, at a speed of forty-five miles per hour. The posted speed was thirty miles per hour. As Exec approached the intersection of Second Street and Gilbert Avenue, Associate also approached the same intersection. Associate was traveling north on Gilbert Avenue to get to work that morning. Associate was also speeding and witnesses estimated his speed to be somewhere between forty and fifty miles per hour. The posted speed on Gilbert Avenue was thirty miles per hour.
The two cars collided at the intersection of Second and Gilbert. Associate's Buick Skylark hit Exec's Ford Escort causing Exec to swerve out of control into Jose's produce cart parked at the side of the road. Both Jose and his merchandise suffered extensive injuries. The jury found that the accident was caused due to the inattentiveness of both drivers with Exec 40% negligent and Associate 60% negligent.

3. If the jurisdiction follows the doctrine of "pure" comparative negligence, and Associate suffered $10,000 in damages, what will Associate recover in a suit against Exec?

(A) $10,000
(B) $6,000
(C) $4,000
(D) Nothing

4. If this jurisdiction follows the doctrine of "modified" comparative negligence, and Associate suffered $10,000 in damages, what will Associate recover in a suit against Exec?

(A) $10,000
(B) $6,000
(C) $4,000
(D) Nothing

5. Assume for the purposes of this question that Jose has a claim for damages against both Exec and Associate and that he obtains a judgment for the full amount of his damages from Associate. Which theory will now allow Associate to pursue Exec in order to have Exec pay for part of the damages?

(A) Subrogation
(B) Collateral sources rule
(C) Contribution
(D) Indemnity

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