It's hotter than... ________ out there.

Ha.
Excellent bump. I was just thinking about this thread.
Re reading it I see what a thruntage we had last summer...

I will come up with this year's rendition.


tomorrow...

P-town = 101 in the shade.

I brought my dog to the office and she won't even move.

Not funneh anymore...

come down to south FL and then tell me it feels hot in the mountain west. humid like a motherfucker down here.

i miss the summers in CO as much as the winters i'd say. humidity sucks. i've learned the true meaning of swamp ass in the last year.

Cry me a fucking river. Step onto the train platforms @ Grand Central Terminal, then get back to me when you learn the real meaning of hot. I sweated off about 14lbs walking 200 yards. Fucking GROSS

You guys are missing the point. This IS a test. Hint: It's a "fill in the blank" sort of thing.

it's oddly nice and cool here. low 80's. late afternoon rains everyday.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by telepariah

It's so hot that ceiling cat is not watching you masturbate.

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It's so hot that ceiling cat is watching you masturbate from the basement, because it's cooler down there.

I'm sweating like FrankZappa at the Gillette factory

I'm sweating like Jer at an abortion clinic picketline

I am sweating like Lemon Boy when the DEA figured out his "corn" is White Widow

I am sweating like Nathan Explosion at the Six Flags stockholder's meeting

I am sweating like Bagtagley while he opens his next electric bill

I'm sweating like Nick PapaG on a 6 mile uphill only to find out he's got 4 more to go.

I'm sweating like TeleHoar after he practices his Dice Clay routine and realizes he was on air.

;)

12,000 ft point forecast for tonight


Tonight: Rain showers likely, mixing with snow after midnight. Some thunder is also possible. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 42. Calm wind. Chance of precipitation is 70%. Little or no snow accumulation expected

PSA:
Denver Is warning it's residents to expect Rolling Black Outs.
Not because of increased air-conditioner use but because Ted Kennedy is coming to town.


Temperatures are going up due to the "temperature speculators."


Denver Democrats looking forward to Hillary's visit just for the cold shoulders and icey stares.


Apple stores selling a downloadable air-conditioner app for your iPhones.


Its so hot that people are talking about a Bush third-term.
Just because it gives them the shivers!

So hot in Denver that I came to Charlotte NC to cool off:D and next week going to the lake in Bama.

I'm weird, I like the humid heat cause at least I can sweat and cool off instead of it evaporating right away. Fucked up logic but it works for me.

Nice ones telehoar:D

Zap, where do you live? I live above 7,000 feet and we have been hitting mid to high 80's a few times this week.

Hell. Where else? ;)


Nah, it hasn't been that bad (here) this week. Hotter last couple weeks (mid-hi 90's). Humidity around all the irrigated fields is high these days tho, 'specially out workin in 'em when the grass is gettin chest high and not much of a breeze. Know what I mean?

Machinery at work cranks it up a ways, too. Not coolin down enough at night to cool the building either.

But we iz gettin on to the dog days...

7k by day, 7800 at nite.


It's hotter than the ass crack on the fat lady at the circus out there.

It's hotter than 66°F out there.
It is currently 67°F outside and rising !

It's hotter than a threeway with Kiera Knightly and Mellissa Theireu (sp)