Karl's going for 4000 here, kids!
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Karl's going for 4000 here, kids!
What is a party if it doesn't really rock?
What is a poet? All balls, no cock
What is a war if it doesn't have a general?
What's channel nine if it doesn't have Arsenio?
What is life if you don't have fun?
What is a what if you ain't got a gun?
What's Ali without Shaheed Muhammad?
Nothing.
Capelco makes you vomit
What is a Quest if the players ain't willing?
What is a pence if you don't have a shilling?
Excuse me if I'm chillin, hey what, say what
What's a fat man without food in his gut?
What's a child birth, without the umbilical?
What's United Parcel, without the deliveral?
What's momma-san, without poppa-san?
What's martial arts without Daniel-San?
What's Rasheed without Tonya, Tamika?
What's orange juice and Doug E. Doug without Shaniqua?
Not a not a not a, not a damn thing
What's Duke Ellington without that swing?
What's Alex Haley if it doesn't have roots?
What's a weekend if you ain't knockin boots?
What's a black nation, without black unity?
What is a child who doesn't know puberty?
What is my label when I exit boom status?
What's menage-a-trois, or, that is
What is sex when you have three people?
What are laws if they ain't fair and equal?
What's Clark Kent without a telephone booth?
What is a liquor if it ain't 80 proof?
What are the youth if they ain't rebellin?
What's Ralph Cramden, if he ain't yellin
at Ed Norton, what is coke snortin?
What is position if there is no contortin'?
What is hip-hop if it doesn't have violence?
Chill for a minute, Doug E. Fresh said silence
*pause*
What is a glock if you don't have a clip?
What's a lollipop without the Good Ship?
What's S&M if you don't have chains?
What's a con artist if he doesn't have brains?
What's America without greed and glamour?
What's an MC if he doesn't have stamina?
What's music fractured without Mr. Walt?
What's Trugoy without a phrase called torte?
What's Kris Lighty if he wasn't such a baby?
What is a woman if she didn't say maybe?
Baby laid down, I removed the frown
What would be my penile color if it wasn't brown?
What is a paper without a president?
What is a compound without a element?
What is a jam if you don't spike the punch?
Was it Bruce Lee if you don't like brunch?
Oooh ooh, it's like that you keep goin
Freak freak y'all cause you know that we showin
What to go what to go what to go what to go what
to go what to go what to go what to go WHAT!-- A Tribe Called Quest, "What"
Saint Patrick was a gentleman,
Who through strategy and stealth,
Drove all the snakes from Ireland,
Here’s a toasting to his health.
But not too many toastings
Lest you lose yourself and then
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see all those snakes again.
'Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!'
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Fun Fact: An ex of mine was in the Scenario video.
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t...APA_4_1280.jpg
they killed Captain America last week.
I once hugged one of the performers at this year's Oscars. One of the Dreamgirls, to be precise. To be more specific, she hugged me.
The rest of you can line up to touch me now.
Apparently they have a MASSIVE website!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
big mountain tool
Raise your hand if you like GRAVY!
a tear-jerker
Anyone ever tried to violate a feather pillow? Those feathers are sharp man...
Revenge!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.phpQuote:
Originally Posted by Squatch
Llama llama duck.
I've been trying to think of something clever to add, but all I can think about is beer and Jameson, or may just Jameson, or beer and Jenna Jameson. Oh well. Think I'll have a nice cold Red Lodge Ale that I brought back two weeks ago, and wish the ski season, for me, wasn't over.
Jay
Hyland all melted out? bummer.
I changed the drawbar in the spindle of my FADAL VMC today after several mysteriously unsuccessful attempts were tried at refurbing the old one.
Who knew that a mere .025-.030" stretch in the old one over the years could make the difference between 500 lbs of pull to 2,000 lbs? - even when I tried adding a couple extra spring washers.... mystery!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
That rug really tied the room together.
Drawbar's are pretty dang touchy on those, shoulda stuck with the KAFO.Quote:
Originally Posted by FrankZappa
Makin any cool shit?
drip.....drip.....drip
Coach Bob Knight called my cousin a son of a bitch...
I like thread.
I just had a roast beef sandwich with horseradish and pasta salad. I am going to take a big dump. Cue SLAY3D thread.
Speaking of jamison, only 1.5 hours until st pattys day boozin begins.
Lindsey Wagner needed a bionic boob job.
I don't know, but I hear they spit reasonably well
I got my head shaved today to raise funds for children with cancer.
what kinda chain should i buy for my bike? i ride a lot in the mud and am getting a new cassette and chainrings all sram components. is it worth it to spend $44 on a chain or should i just buy the one for $19?
oh yeah i hate ohio the weather here sux, but riding is starting soon as soon as my big toe heals up from being broken.
----meant to quote Stormrider---damn jong mistake...
you did that here? I read about it in Vegas here http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/2007/03/15/linepass.html
good on ya mate!!!!!!!
Yeah, part of the same drive. http://www.stbaldricks.org A friend organized a local team. There is a little write up in today's Daily. Raised over $2700.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tye 1on
Thats awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by StormRider