How can you tell which way is up when you get to the summit?
How can you tell which way is up when you get to the summit?
I haven't seen this much action in a thread in the summits forum in a while...
Hating on mountaineers=So hot right now...
Does it have something to do with Full-Blown AIDS??Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
If you wanna blow aides, run for Congress.
What's sac?Quote:
Originally Posted by GnarkleDragger
It's that sweaty thing on your chin.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
Stuckatbrokebackmtn's TGR bro-points are going thru tha roof!
Bump... love the mangness! This forum is by far best therapy there is.... cept maybe a few Cabo Wabo margaritas...
Oooooh, I get it, this forum is for discussing maggot gatherings. I thought it was for the many aliases of Summit county to debate things.
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Originally Posted by TWINS
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Originally Posted by Ski Moegain
Feel the love
OK, i was fooled. I was told I could find mountaineers that would want to go climb on this forum, i just came along to see that we are literally bickering for bickerings sake. SO lets complain about false summits. they are like premature ej*cul*tions and piss my girlfriend off. Luckily I don't even notice because my brain is swiss cheese from all the high altitude and low oxygen.
How is that for some stupid comment.
What am I supposed to do on Sat nights if I don't have my own boobs??Quote:
Originally Posted by Split-It
I think you nailed it... spot on as it were...thank Ullr the days are getting shorter~Quote:
Originally Posted by jcolingham
Hi,
My name is Seth and I guess I'm a retarded mountaineer....
From Chicago none the less.
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Originally Posted by sheltonsmith
No shit, JONG??? And a great welcome to you. Rontele is always interested in investing in real estate - you should PM him.
Iceman too, he has more money than god.Quote:
Originally Posted by axebiker
Iceman is god!
Bump....................
even jongs need love, but not much
speaking of if this is for getting together what is Hook ups for?
and how much weight will i save if i use the ex lax method?
so if I eat ex-lax and put a watch on my chin then I become a mountainer?............wait, no..I make a chin out of my watch and put ex-lax under my sac. Never mind I'll just hike...
But what do you call it when I get to the top? oh....... Summit.
bumpity bump
bump......
I saw a mountain once but it was tall and I could not see the summit. It must have been very high and so was I.
I'm a ski mountaineer...I climb shit...literally piles. Then I ski back down. It's like the dune skiing in Colorado. So therefore I am RAD as I leave a wafting in the air.
Nice bump. I heart this thread.
If I shave my ballsack that will save like, wow, 0.5 ounces.
Cut the handles off of your sporks and toothbrushes, you fucking JONGS!
I pulled the thread on my sweater. It saved a lot of weight, but I have no sweater now. Hey, check out this cool ball of yarn!
Why don't you rockclimbing homo's take over this homo forum?
If you don't summit, it doesn't count.
Plus, you can debate freeclimbing vs. freeballing
I jsut got a new ti spork. Shaved .343987 oz off my pack weight. I shove it up my ass so it's closer to my center of gravity.
Dear shithawk, take your crappy spam, pirated fake designer shit and broken english andQuote:
Originally Posted by seagull
FUCK OFF!
Splat....
You need a YELLOW watch to summit.
And I summited 20 times down at the rock gym yesterday.
bump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have half heartedly decided that this Summit's thread should actually BE the Mountaineering thread! I realized that they don't have one and that is kind of FlatLander-ist. Maybe Call that one Mountain Earing.
And summits of people can sometimes lead to summiting mountains. It happens...
2010 bump!!
This is some funny ish right here.
FTW! Sums up it perfectly. I say -save weight? Skip a meal!Quote:
Originally Posted by shredgnar
This needs a bump.