Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!

1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)

From what I hear, Buster

2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)

Pinner, and blurred, pinner is good at it, blurred is perstaint and gay.

3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All

Blurred

4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)

Telepath I would think, yet, I know nothing.

5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)

blurred, DINMS. (me, :()

6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Reverend

7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)

What's a Castro? Got a cigar?

8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)

I normally get a luagh from BB trying to argue that he's not a alkie.

9. Powder Cup (best in show)

The Baker crew? I don't know so I'll agre with blurred.

10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
Me, Blurred.

11. Person dinms hates the most.
Blurred, Dinms.

According to http://www.slangsite.com/slang/J.html
a "jive turkey is "One who sees herself as much cooler
than she actually is."

Often used as an insult. Or just calling someone crazy.

Example: Did you see what he was wearing. He's a jive turkey.
Hey, jive turkey, nice move. "

i.e. a relatively nice way to call someone a pretentious wanker.

FUCK YOU GUYS! I WILL KICK YOU INNA NUTS!!!

Quote:

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Originally posted by Pinner
jive turkey

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You jive turkey See you've got to sas it. Quit jivin' me turkey
. You've got to sas it.
A turkey is a bad person

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Quote:

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Originally posted by slippy
No Alex P. Keaton nominations?!?! For shame.

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We all like Mr. Keaton, even if he IS a little...shaky [/horrendous distasteful Parkinson's joke, very sorry], but he's smart and funny, nothing wrong with that. I liked his old name better, but that's just me.

Check out the Woodsy DP two up from here, that may be a first, rock on, woodmeister!

funny thread bump