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Herbie wants to be a _________________
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Oh yeah, I'm a tooth fairy.
I wanna be a mother fuckin' hustla
you better axe somebody
Uhhh....Quote:
Originally posted by Tap
take out the "the" and you have your official welcome ;)
right now, shifting with anticipation and stoke to get 2 hours south for the MINI!!!
Otherwise I sell stuff and things. Expensive stuff and things.
I'm also a dentist. Remember that Brady Bunch episode where Marcia falls in love with her dentist? That was all the incentive I needed...
I'll give you one guess what I do.
A little hint: it begins with a 'd' and ends with an 'entist'
you're a dpimpentist???? me too!
I really like the abbreviated version Pinner posted a couple weeks ago !Quote:
Originally posted by acostiga
is there a 'welcome wagon' thread for this board?
Herbie the ElfQuote:
Originally posted by Vinman
Fill in the blank
Herbie wants to be a _________________
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)
PATIENT: Abominable Snowman
REASON FOR VISIT: Sharp incisors threaten protagonists.
TREATMENT: Yank all after patient pushed over cliff.
OUTCOME? Herbie opens North Pole practice; Abominable joins forces of good.
BEST LINE: Herbie with Rudolph. "You don't mind my red nose?" "Not if you don't mind me being a dentist." "It's a deal!"
Pretty sure nobody here wants to jerk you off, dood.Quote:
Originally posted by mushmouth
thinking JONG may be:
Jerk Off the New Guy
Just what I was thinking.Quote:
Originally posted by Honc
Pretty sure nobody here wants to jerk you off, dood.
Hey 1080,Quote:
Originally posted by 1080Rider
...poped over the log...
Is poping over a log anything like genuflecting in a mountain-top pew?
Mushmouth,
I put people in debt; thus sentencing them to a life not unlike indentured servitude.
Can I git an "AMEN" bruthas-n-sistas!
We're test marketing it in Scotland right now. It isn't selling too well, though. But dental care products never sell too well in the British Isles. However I'm working on a cheetah print paste right now, and rumor is Chad Fleischer is going to endorse it.Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
you really gotta put your talents to work on the stripe design in the actual paste dude....can you make it come out in plaid?
And I play a dentist in the aforementioned videos.Quote:
Originally posted by divegirl
And I'm a dentist office-themed porn video producer.
Amen, Gidget... i realize I "ain't you brotha", but you follow rule 1 well: aquire assets.
and this thread has gone to poop.
Amen, Gidget... i realize I "ain't you brotha", but you follow rule 1 well: aquire assets.
How could one possibly make a double post 8 minutes after the first one????? :rolleyes: :confused: :D
i don't know. as you may have noticed i'm new, and new people do wierd things.
Wierd seems a bit complementary to me.
You wear your JONG title well.
I'm an oral X-Ray technician.
I'm too much of a JONG to be a Dentist... :(
very territorial here, but i still like the reading, pic's etc... all get's me in the mood. so will be sticking around.
if all this makes me a JONG, then wtf...JONG it is.
heh! you maggots make me laugh.
haven't seen a JONG post this much in a while...
Oh, I'm an oral surgeon, catering only to the select few.
And can she ever operate! ;)Quote:
Originally posted by altachic
Oh, I'm an oral surgeon, catering only to the select few.
student........of dentistry.
I'm not a dentist, but I play one on TV.
You may remeber me from such films as "Natural Born JONGers"
"Indiana JONGs and the temple of JONG" and "Cool Hand JONG"
my dayu njob ios getting druck!!!
I should clarify...i only cater to "theman"
dantheman?:DQuote:
Originally posted by altachic
I should clarify...i only cater to "theman"
I play a dentist in porn movies. Just finished wrapping up Fillings of Passion. Check it out at your local XXX video store.
You dentists are all alike. I'm a doctor, and you know what they call a doctor who couldn't make it through medical school? A dentist!
I grow pot.................
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but seriously I am an Orthodontist
I'm a natural materials dental floss producer.
Maybe someone will even get what I'm getting at.
gyncologist. but im a dentist as my night job ;)
jk. im a student... of dentistry.
No, YOU can't handle the tooth.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Tooth?!? You can't handle the tooth!!
That's why you're not an orthodontist.
When I grow up I want to be a maxillofacial prosthodontist.
Tooth decay makes my day. :D
This is the correct attitude. You are right, we ARE a bit territorial, we like the place and want to keep it how we like it. Don't let a bit of hazing get your undies in a knot.Quote:
Originally posted by mushmouth
very territorial here, but i still like the reading, pic's etc... all get's me in the mood. so will be sticking around.
if all this makes me a JONG, then wtf...JONG it is.
Or else do, and continue to be hazed (I'm not implying it will stop immediately - the only way to make that happen is to post naked pics of yer girlfriend, wife, sister...basically anyone who's handy*).
It's up to you.
*Someday this will work, I'm sure of it.
Ya just gotta BELIEVE!Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
*Someday this will work, I'm sure of it.
cheers to that.
hopefully will have some nice photos from this weekend at tahoe...it's a bach party so if not skiing...others.