Lamest personalized license plates

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09-14-2006, 04:26 PM
shmerham

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Originally Posted by upallnight

was the (fake) plate like 3 feet long??

or was the font size 6?

how'd that work?

scrolling
09-14-2006, 04:33 PM
schindlerpiste

MSTRB8R

Not really. I think personalized plates are gay.

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09-14-2006, 04:41 PM
The AD

Quote:

Originally Posted by schindlerpiste

Not really. I think personalized plates are gay.

GAYPL8?
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09-14-2006, 04:42 PM
PlayHarder

On a 'vette w/ a ski rack: MREXTRM
09-14-2006, 04:46 PM
Lexi-Bell

Subie in the Bridger lot: SKIUL8R
09-14-2006, 05:03 PM
sar13

Several years before I moved from NH they started using three letters and three numbers. They appeared to be assigned in order and my truck was BAY362 or something. I always wondered if sometime after I registered my truck someone got BEG469.

Also, I dated a girl whose family all had their initials and brith year as their plate. I thought ELK69 (my intials and year) would have gotten some interesting looks.
09-14-2006, 05:08 PM
rideit

There was a chick in Victor with 'Crystal' as her plate...
She was busted for meth.
And she was a hot little slut, too.
09-14-2006, 05:35 PM
f2f

some years ago i spent a couple of minutes thinking what i'd like to have on my vanity plate if i ever bought one. here it is:

CKYKA

it summarizes a lot of things, just not in english :)
09-14-2006, 06:30 PM
flatNshallow

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Originally Posted by berko

In the town I grew up in there used to be an old cougar that tooled around in a 450SL with 'ALIMONY' plates. :)

not a plate but... there is a pretty famous yacht that used to run the Port Huron to Macinac Sailboat race called FOJIMO. Story: She said "Buy another boat and I am leaving you"...

His reply: FucK Off Jane I'm Moving On.
09-14-2006, 06:39 PM
cj001f

Quote:

Originally Posted by flatNshallow

not a plate but... there is a pretty famous yacht that used to run the Port Huron to Macinac Sailboat race called FOJIMO. Story: She said "Buy another boat and I am leaving you"...

His reply: FucK Off Jane I'm Moving On.

The brother of the Sultan of Brunei had a yacht named "Tits" with tenders "Nipple 1" and "Nipple 2". He also had/has perhaps the most absurd car collection ever amassed.
09-14-2006, 07:00 PM
powbmps

A few years ago I saw 'WXTHTAZ' in Portland, ME. I actually thought is was pretty funny.

I'm having a hard time convincing my wife to put 'MYMILF' on the minivan.
09-14-2006, 07:19 PM
warthog

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

The brother of the Sultan of Brunei had a yacht named "Tits" with tenders "Nipple 1" and "Nipple 2". He also had/has perhaps the most absurd car collection ever amassed.

It's good to be the brother of the Sultan.
09-14-2006, 07:28 PM
cj001f

Quote:

Originally Posted by warthog

It's good to be the brother of the Sultan.

Indeed - $747k a day good
09-14-2006, 08:10 PM
13

Quote:

Originally Posted by The AD

Someone needs to fly past him with the plate "PWN3D"

My brother and I actually saw that plate on a Saturn VUE in Grand Haven over Labor Day.

And yes, it there was a fat nerd behind the wheel.
09-14-2006, 10:08 PM
WWCD

Saw these two on my block walking home tonight...

Silver BMW - TREMOR S

Black Mazda - RK STR 1

I never knew I had such tools on my street.
09-14-2006, 11:49 PM
SkiCop

This tag is on the car of the Parks and Rec Director in my town. It speaks for itself.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c2...cture001-2.jpg
09-15-2006, 12:11 AM
runethechamp

Best one I ever saw (in Oakland): BUKAKE
09-15-2006, 12:20 AM
ill-advised strategy

I always wanted to get 0O0O0O0...you know, just to confuse anyone trying to call it in.

I guess that's pretty ghey.
09-15-2006, 02:35 AM
Rasputin

I saw a Nissan Murano with personalized plates that said "Murano". That must have taken some thought. :rolleyes2
09-15-2006, 02:42 AM
ill-advised strategy

I just did a search...utah plate "UTARDED" is still up for grabs.
09-15-2006, 04:20 AM
majortom

Quote:

Originally Posted by cj001f

The brother of the Sultan of Brunei had a yacht named "Tits" with tenders "Nipple 1" and "Nipple 2". He also had/has perhaps the most absurd car collection ever amassed.

Heh, I used to sail past that yacht on dive trips out there. Most amusing.

I also dived with his mechanic on occasion - there's a dream job. Pretty much every super car ever produced, and he had to drive them every so often just to make sure they still ran. :rolleyes2

I was passed by a yellow 'vette (unusual in the UK) with the number plate BL03JOB once. Ghey, but I laughed.
09-15-2006, 07:33 AM
Bandogge

SNO BLIND on a black '88 Mustand 5.0 GT that a guy down the street owned.

Shokingly enough, the same guy went down for possesion of blow with intent a couple of months ago.
09-15-2006, 09:14 AM
Pow4Brains

Damn it, I can't find it, but somewhere, I have a pic of a tag that says "monoski". It was taken in the Vail ramp.

Edit 4: I did find this one:
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...iguysplate.jpg
09-15-2006, 01:50 PM
InspectorGadget

I spent my first year out of high school as a Porsche mechanic. There was a stunning blond from Wyoming who used to bring her car in for service on a regular basis. She was from Green River county, where, I believe, the county code is the number 4.

Her plate read 4 PLAY.

I always wanted to play with her.

I came up behind a Datsun Z on my motorcycle years ago. The license plate frame said "I want to phuque". Never got a look a the woman driving the car.
09-15-2006, 01:58 PM
schindlerpiste

I, once, knew a blonde, who drove a powder blue 911 Targa with the plates BLUBYU. (I could see it if If she had dark hair [Linda Ronstadt reference]).

Designer plates are so fagalicious.

.....But, I do like the idea of a UTARDED plate
09-15-2006, 02:10 PM
72Twenty

How about STFU or FUQ

I should just have mine say FUCK.
09-15-2006, 04:58 PM
sea2ski

My aunt has a plate that says GIVN2ME and people are always offering her money to sell them that plate.
09-15-2006, 05:02 PM
Buster Highmen

Oregon circa 1977: EFUSIK.

Best ever.
09-15-2006, 06:06 PM
The Dad

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Oregon circa 1977: EFUSIK.

Best ever.

Category is worst ever.

But I don't get it.
09-15-2006, 06:11 PM
iceman

Saw "Mein 11" on a Porsche today, thought that was kinda cutesy but pretty lame.

Saw "WAS HIS" on a TV show years ago, some bimbo was driving...
09-15-2006, 06:35 PM
Ridgehippy

Saw a blue Ferrari the other day with NBA MVP. Call me a basketball jong but I didn't recognize the guy driving.

Guess it only counts as really lame if he's not the mvp
09-15-2006, 06:43 PM
The Jackamo

seen on hummer H2:

11MPG

thanks for announcing it, asshole.
09-15-2006, 06:53 PM
P_McPoser

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Jackamo

seen on hummer H2:

11MPG

thanks for announcing it, asshole.

I'm pretty sure that guy's my hero! I hope he pours oil down his drain on days he doesn't drive, that would be sweet!
09-15-2006, 08:49 PM
cj001f

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ridgehippy

Saw a blue Ferrari the other day with NBA MVP. Call me a basketball jong but I didn't recognize the guy driving.

Convertible? I've seen the same on the 101.... and don't have a clue either (but the dude driving definitely looked like he could be a pro-baller).
09-15-2006, 10:50 PM
StormRider

Last week saw a plate on one of these that said BUCK.
http://www.rockcrawler.com/features/...onal_cxt_3.jpg

I wished PUSSY WAGON was painted across the tailgate.
09-15-2006, 11:38 PM
The AD

Quote:

Originally Posted by StormRider

I wished PUSSY WAGON was painted across the tailgate.

NOPENIS would also be apropos.
09-17-2006, 01:42 AM
Flexon Phil

Quote:

Originally Posted by YetiMan

I always wanted to get 0O0O0O0...you know, just to confuse anyone trying to call it in.

I guess that's pretty ghey.

There is a Volvo in my area with a variation of that, I am surprised that it got through.
09-17-2006, 02:35 AM
bad_roo

Quote:

Originally Posted by YetiMan

I always wanted to get 0O0O0O0...you know, just to confuse anyone trying to call it in.

I guess that's pretty ghey.

Brownmonkey's plate actually was.

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall.../RIMG20017.JPG
09-17-2006, 10:39 AM
iceman

What does "Bootla" mean?
09-17-2006, 11:31 AM
powbmps

Growing up I used to always see 'FUKAWE' (as in "where the fuck are we") on a little Fiat convertable. It seemed pretty funny in high school.

The developer that built my last house had 'URMONY' ("your money" haha) on his nice new 911 convertible. Of course I didn't see that until after he cried about how much of a deal he was giving me.

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