How lazy are you?

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09-01-2006, 09:54 PM
summit

i generally just shit and piss all over myself. it is faster than goin to the the restroom... except when i have company over.

when i have company over, i do wipe my ass with their shirt/skirt
09-01-2006, 09:57 PM
iceman

I don't have a skirt/shirt.

I can see how it would be convenient in your hood though, rock on.
09-01-2006, 10:48 PM
phUnk

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman

Dude, don't give away all the secrets. Or do, I don't care, it was purely for comedic effect anyway.

definitely too lazy to laugh.
09-01-2006, 11:58 PM
truth

Quote:

Originally Posted by altagirl

We have a jetted tub in the master bathroom. I loved that thing - so relaxing. But one day the overflow thing leaked, so I quit using it. Last week we fixed it. It cost $4. It only took about 4 years to do that.

Sweet, if your toilet seat starts pinching your ass you now have a viable option.
09-02-2006, 12:13 AM
PaSucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman

Sitting down to take a leak is just wrong. Stop doing that.

When you wake up as hungover as an Irishman the day after St. Patty's and the world is spinning, sitting as you piss is the only viable option.
09-02-2006, 01:10 AM
house

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaSucks

When you wake up as hungover as an Irishman the day after St. Patty's and the world is spinning, sitting as you piss is the only viable option.

agreed. after a few nights of shittiness, it's definitely not out of the question to wake up after "going to take a morning piss" on the toilet... sitting down. just lazy-er i guess.
09-02-2006, 05:24 PM
Spicoli

I haven't moved from this chair in over a year. The smell doesn't really bother me anymore.
09-02-2006, 07:12 PM
P_McPoser

I didn't click on this thread yesterday.
09-02-2006, 08:48 PM
Flexon Phil

I am not too lazy to ask the wife to change the TV station.
09-03-2006, 12:04 AM
focus

When I'm wearing sweat pants or athletic shorts, I'm often too lazy to untie the drawstring when I pee. I just kind of scooch the waistband down and try to snake up over the top of my pants.

This rarely allows satisfactory flow. It works fine to get the most urgent piss off the top, but the dregs get pinched off -- until I retract the snake back into my pants and pull the waistband back up. Then the dregs end up in my boxers.

I'm generally too lazy to change my boxers when this happens, even when I'm at home. I just let her dry out nachrally.

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