Sorry to hear about the job Ghee...
Hick...hick, hic, hick...
Wat the fuck, are we don to 51? So be it amen, mang.
51 Bottls of beer on da walll, 51 bottle of beer, drink on down apss it arund, 50 bottes of beer on da wall...
Hik.
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Sorry to hear about the job Ghee...
Hick...hick, hic, hick...
Wat the fuck, are we don to 51? So be it amen, mang.
51 Bottls of beer on da walll, 51 bottle of beer, drink on down apss it arund, 50 bottes of beer on da wall...
Hik.
Fuck,....idfjkns
money making money money maone making btuches!
50 bott;es of beer on the wall, 50 bottles oof beer, take one down, pass it around, its Bodhi's B-day, passs it around again, 49 bottlea of beer on othe wall.
Fuck. Shit. Piss. Christ. Hell. Damn.
Only had one bottle of beer on the b-day...was too tied yesterday after a loooooong day. Work and last minute escrow bullshit just got in the way.
Ahhhh, but tonight is TGIF. :D
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Hick. Hick. Hick. Lookout ladies, this foo is going out. Hick. Hick.
No bottles of beer, just some blended blues....yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Thanks. It only took me 20 minutes to get a new job once I decided to look for a new one 5 days after I lost my old one. 5 minutes to look thryuogh the papre. 2 minutes to call 4 numbers. 3 minutes for my new boss to return my call. 10 minutes talkin g to him and Whalaaaa. New job. They work hatd, play hard and party hatrd. My kinda peeps. I am mucyh happier now and look forward to ogging to work again even if it is 2000 degrees outside. Feels good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodhi
Since you took onr bottle earlier I see 48 bottles of beer on the wall, 48 bottlea of beer one the wall. I take one Sweetgrass down and pass it around...fuck that I don't pass it to nobody, I just drink it down. 47 bottles of beer on the wall.
i think there are 12 strips of vacon in the fridge too since I just ate four stfiops of bacon just now.
way to score a new job. I took at least two don. Do 22.ox count as oneor two? It could bve four then. and thanks to whomever suggested arrogant bastard ale. I took it down and passed it to around to myseld cause my girlfriend is already passed out. Happy belated birthday Bhodi. :yourock:
youz guys should play poker.
Joey Joe JHoe Joe Joe hoe hoe joe Joe Shabooooooobooooo (or whatever the fuck your wayy to o long name is) Welcome to the Arogant Bastardd world. Shit I wish I coule get that shit here in Idaho. I miss that st uff. I miss surfing tooo. but an AB would erally hit the spot right now. Shit how can I coplain considringf wher I live and the snow I get to dki in the winter?
Brink on the poker game biatche!!!
Since joey joe joe joe joe hoe ShaboooadaBoooooo took a AB down and had a passeed out gf to pass it to I think its time for me drink # 46?
playin' @ Joella pokeherstaz.netQuote:
Originally Posted by GheePup
I'm drunk and off to play a midnight round of golf. :FIREdevil My landlord cut out 7 holes on the land just outside my front door and we're gonna blast some tunz and whack some litlle white balls. woohoo golf rocks
I must be drunk - I just posted topless pix of my wife.
Some drunk idiot left a pathetic drunk dial voice mail on my cell phone last night. Glad I turned the phone off. I wonder who it could have been?
It was much appreciated.:biggrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI
Hmmm...who coulda that been? If the creator of this thread has your number then I think you might have caught the culprit. He drunk dialed me last night. FKNA was a common theme during the first message. The second consisted of lotsa cusssing because my voice mail cut him off, followed by a fucked up nursery rhyme.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sinecure
Btw, I hope the table was worth the traffic through LA otnight Bodhi.
I seen the pix. Whatr a pleasant suprise. Thought I downloaked but can't find the pic. Someday, somewhare I will find it in an obscure place on my puteer. I wiill lmao and forget again where it was only to bv amused again at some later date.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI
I have a feeling he went on a spree last night! I was hit as well, although I think it was Andrew Dice Clay who called me, and not D. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by GheePup
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI
Haa Haaaaa! I'm going to laugh about this for a very long time.
At the same time, anybody who doesn't delete every post referencing said incident, really has no class.
This in no way implies that I did not save said picture and am not beating off to it as I type this.
drunk again over heah
You should post topless pix of your wife again ;) I missed it the first time...
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeatPuppet
paging Tippster.........
Need a watch?Quote:
Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI
omigod! didja find it?
I have no idea what you are talking about.........
51 bottlee of beer on the wall 51 bottels of beer...take on down, pass it around 51 bottles of beer o nt he wall
Weeeeeeeeeee!
catholic diocese spancered golf tournments are the shit...they gave usQuervo shooters in our gift bags!?!?!? way to start off a scramble
I just concluded a 47 our work week and didn;t work on Tueasday. its time for a beer or 8. Well, I am finishinf up #8 so I think it might be a 12+ nigth. I might need to mainline Asprine disolved in Everclead in the mowning?Quote:
Originally Posted by Stone-Free
Take one down, pass it arounf. 49 bottle of beer on the wall.
My turnt o ost here!!!! Whooo 770 GMAT SCORE!!! :") Mucho celebrating tonight! :) Whoooo
By the way, NYC mags, sizes and eights is not a fun baer in nyc abnymore, the gentirificaqtion of the lower east side really sux. big time that was my favorite bar two years ago and now it totally suxlks.,
PS- for muy drunken post, IO would like to contripbute this:
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Arthur: Who are you?
Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say..... "Ni"!
Arthur: (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
Knight of Ni: The same.
Other Knight of Ni: Who are we?
Knight of Ni: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Other Knight of Ni: Nee-womm!
Arthur: (to Bedevere) Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
Knight of Ni: The knights who say "Ni" demand..... a sacrifice!
Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who
lives beyond these woods.
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Bedevere: No! Noooo! Aaaugh! No!
Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....
(pregnant pause)
A SHRUBBERY!!!!
(minor music)
Arthur: A WHAT?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never
pass through this wood... alive.
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a
shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ni: And not too expensive.
Arthur; Yes!
Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!
(music)
Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem....
Arthur: What is that?
Knight of Ni: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Shh!
Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of Ni: Ni!
Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of.....
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find....
ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
(minor music)
Arthur: Oh not another shrubbery!!
Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path
running down the middle.
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the
mightiest tree in the forest...
Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!
I luv U!Quote:
Originally Posted by TacomaLuv
Haaa! I just stumbled accross that pic I saved. Good job mang, nice rack! Can you email me the high res shot? Hahaaaa!Quote:
Originally Posted by Pope Benedict XVI
49 bottles of beer on the wall...even though I think we were down to 47 or so at one point. Someone musta restocked the wall/
I meant to say 48...now its 47 bottles of beer again.
I could send you the topless pic but I would need the Pope's blessing first. Can I send it to her Pope?Quote:
Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
Damn I post in the drunk thread alot. I don't have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, fall down, no problem.
46 Bottle of beer on the wall, 46 bottle of beer...
This is gonna be a drunkfest of a weekend if the Bucks win vs. Texas tomorrow evening....
GO BUCKEYES!!!!!!!
peace,
D.
I'm starting w/ the wine...
Now!
Sprite
I wish i could have some wine right now.
Stuck In Atlanta right now.
Glass #5 and still typing fine. I had some pasta though, so I can drink another five. Groovy!
:D
Sprite
Sprite, you are a danger to mankind.
I think.
G&T numero tres
Wine at Villa Toscano for the pasta lunch with a client / friend.
Wine tasting party with wife and friends all evening.
I've had enough wine to pea purple.