Yeah, the corporate look can be hott.
But only because you're imagining them taking off the suit and crawling under your desk.
http://www.nykola.com/images/theorysuit.jpg
http://web.bentley.edu/students/z/za...f/fashion1.jpg
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Yeah, the corporate look can be hott.
But only because you're imagining them taking off the suit and crawling under your desk.
http://www.nykola.com/images/theorysuit.jpg
http://web.bentley.edu/students/z/za...f/fashion1.jpg
Someone has to ask:
Who on god's green earth did you piss off to get a date with someone who wears a pantsuit?
Take it from tong kids, intarweb dating don't work.
Never trust short, weasley looking Australian bastard's concept of 'hot'. These are the same guys who call it XXXX because they can't remember how to spell beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
I suppose that under the pantsuit she was hirsute. Or was the pantsuit simply hirsute?
How astute!Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
that's a good word.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
It may be true,but that doesn't make it funny or un-offensive.The constitution states that freedom of fashion rights are god given & can't be taken away without due process from the Central Scrutinizer Commission.
Not only was there widespread condemnation & scorn, but We just received a favorable ruling against a man that stated that spandex & bare midriff is a privilege,not a right.
"I like your style Dude,I heard you made it to the semis."
I like your style too,...you got a whole cowboy thing going on.
"One thing though,..do you always have to swear so much?"
What the fuck r you talkin about?
"Have it your way Dude."
Destitute, in ill repute, sex mute, refute the root, she's a snoot to boot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Monique
tonghands, you have some talent there lad.
Very funny shit.
Keep it up.
Damn, why didn't you continue the story and go inside? Nothing ventured nothing gained. I want more. I can't imagine where this thing would have went and the bizarre sexual tendencies of the pantsuit wearer. You probably would've made love with Real Estate ads and Motivational tapes in the background.
Made love. Bwaaaaaahahahahahahahaha.Quote:
Originally Posted by meatdrink9
I always learn new words from buster's posts. I think I had to look up three of them yesterday.
Eat, Root, Shoot & leave my man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster Highmen
So maybe I like pantsuits. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by slim
Is pantsuit a local?
She will be mine, oh yes. :D
"This harpy's idea of foreplay is a filibuster."
Love your stuff bro!!
Curious - just who was "slumming" in this situation?
your gay
Note to self...Quote:
Originally Posted by meatdrink9
Oh HELL yes.
'Twas worth the wait, bruddah. Thank You for making my cheeks hurt like hell.... again.
bravo, sir. bravo.
Great writing and a great read.
Are you sure there weren't any cameras from the Blind Date TV show following you (http://www.blinddatetv.com)? If not, you should sell this story to them.
bumpalicious
And risk seeing the Pantsuit again?Quote:
Originally Posted by powder11
Methinks long-term strategies must sometimes come into play.
Any chance we can set this chick up with Splat con helmet cam?
That was friggin hilarious! I'm sittlin here in some quiet, subdued, cafe gettin dirty looks from das Deutchers for laughing my ass off! I also say you should have sacked up and gone inside. But I have never been subjected to the 'power of the pant suit'. Great writtng man!
Bwa! How did I miss this!?
You are the man, Tong. And bump for anyone else who needs to laugh today!
Sprite
Laugh. Laugh. Laugh! Cubicles suck for threads like these!
absofuckinglutely ribald!
Absolutely fucking hilarious!!!!
Great tale, tonghands, you definitely had me LMAO! :D
As a fellow aussie - I appreciate his sence of humor. Especially as she still wasn't hot enought for you after all that JD.Quote:
Originally Posted by tonghands
I had to bump this.
DTM said "penis grease" after I said Pinot Grigio.
I said, "what?" You know, the Pantsuit Effect...ummm, yeah, this TR is so effing funny.:biggrin:
Heres a nice pants suit!
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...wn58/gaper.jpg
Ooops........
ba-bump. :biggrin:
bump for hilarity.
my friend went on a date with a pantsuit last night and this instantly came to mind.
Bump
Went on a date yesterday... she wore pantsuits. It went downhill from there and I am now where near as eloquent as Tong.
even more hilarious this time around. every time I see one I think of this!
edit: and will never be caught alive in one...
snicker,snicker. interviewing people this week. how to maintain professional face when pantsuits are parading around like parrots at a park!
"Please describe for me you qualifications, specifically speaking to your pantsuit, err, past experiences..."
Bump for funny thing I just saw on CNN