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I'm kinda in this camp for the most part because if someone is stupid enough to do any fucking internet "challenge" then they're going to find any number of ways to exit this planet sooner or later.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
That said, its usually someone's kid that ends up hurt because of this shit, so for that reason alone, I'm ok with the reminders to kids to not to be fucking idiots just to prove you can join in the next viral goat rodeo.
Whenever you walk up to double doors open the side that has the lock (i.e. the keyhole) on it. Half the time the other side won't open but the key side always will if the door's unlocked.
Good way to clean out a Camelbak bladder and hose, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Attachment 426993Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
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where are we on eating Tide pods ?
asking for a friend
This is one of the greatest things ever. "Midvale School for the Gifted" is permanently burned into my brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
It’s hilarious. My daughter is in the gifted school program (dad brag) and she does this exact thing when we go to stores or restaurants. This Far Side image pops in my brain and cracks me up every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
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Tide pods are best when combined with a ghost pepperQuote:
Originally Posted by XXX-er
I heard a tablespoon of cinnamon is the best accompaniment.Quote:
Originally Posted by Not DJSapp
Fair - while I like to think I would have known better, looking back at some of the shit I did As a kid, I would have to say the line on me being involved in some stupid TikTok meme accident would have been at least even money.Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
Depends on what you are doing in the water. My ideal temperature for open water swimming is around 72, but I admit that's too cold unless you are cranking.Quote:
Originally Posted by californiagrown
A wise friend more than once told me.....
If it was up your ass you'd know where it was.
Hot tip for the next time your wife asks you where something is. Trust me it'll get you relations. [emoji817]
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Lol. I’ll take those odds ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
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Originally Posted by skinipenem
I was shuttling a senior partner of a Seattle law firm, I don't see his fishing floaty so i ask where is it ?Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
he sez he got here early and has already dropped it off at the put in
I point out we are going up which is why I'm here right ? he grins sheepishly
so just to fuck with the millionaire/ tourist i offer this kinda thing often happens when the people being shuttled have too much education
i don't think i got a tip on that shuttle but it was funny
I don’t understand your story
The attorney dropped his float at the take out, thinking it was the put in.
I’m glad you maggots are so confident in the decision making abilities of your youth. It’s a wonder we have any stories to tell at all around these parts.
What does “dropped his float” mean?
Im guessing It has to do with anal sex and niquil.Quote:
Originally Posted by ::: :::
He dropped his float, which he floats in and fishes out of, at the take out. So he is up the creek without a boat.Quote:
Originally Posted by ::: :::
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Ah, ok. I know what a float tube is (and the shuttle part)
don't ask random strangers on the internet how to move to a ski town where to work where to live
don't bitch about short term rentals how much it costs and how there is no where to live
don't show up in october expecting to find everything easy with everyone greeting you with open arms and ready to clue you into all the deals the best friends and a ski in ski out right next to downtown pad
put your big boy and girl pants on and suck it up
go with the flow
be ready to find the lowest point in your life be ready to find the greatest highs
nothing will be easy but don't contantly bitch about it
take the little bits your given don't get greedy
show up and give and you will get back
if it's what you really want don't beg for it work for it it'll take a long time to find your place
you sound over educatedQuote:
Originally Posted by neufox47
If what you are doing is peeing, then yes, 72 is comfortable.Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
The local lakes are getting down into the mid 60s here now. This is about the time I bow out and return to the pool full-time.Quote:
Originally Posted by californiagrown
From my wildfire days: Listen to the crew boss, but do what the squad leaders tell you to do.
That works in most similar employment situations. Listen to (the big boss), but do what (your immediate leader) tells you to do.
If you’re an asshole, the Golden Rule doesn’t apply.
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Originally Posted by fastfred
Ha! it was just sitting there, begging to be sent screaming out of the park.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Gold star buddy you got me.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
buddy was sposed to meet me at the takeout ready to head up river to the put-in which he does but 1st he goes to the put-in and drops his floaty, then comes back for the meet so obviously we could have done it all in 1 trip instead of 2Quote:
Originally Posted by ::: :::
no biggy but I thot that was funny and perhaps the product of an over thinking mind ?
I'm sure his junior partners would laugh and nod the nod
Pop always said if you wouldn't put your tongue in it you probably shouldn't stick your dick in it.
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An electric outlet?Quote:
Originally Posted by SirVicSmasher
Feel old by skiing with younger people.
Also gives you an excuse for why you were last back to the chair.
can't remember who told me this but in a ski town, she is never your girlfriend. it is just your turn.
I think Warren Miller said that before he got married.
But the herpes are everyone’s to share foreverQuote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
you keep that shit like luggage
nah, they got shit for herpes now. gets rid of it and what not.Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyCarter
OTOH not much feels better than passing someone half your age on one of Alpine Meadows' ascending traverses. Alas, eventually that stops happening.Quote:
Originally Posted by hutash