Originally Posted by
Benny Profane
I have talked about this before. If I was rich, I'd start up an alternative Hall of Fame somewhere in upstate NY. I'd have to be rich, because I would need a legal staff to fend off the lawsuits. I was inspired after my first visit to Cooperstown, another snooze fest, although worth visiting for every fan. Mine would be a bar, of course. I would have a Hollywood model maker make a realistic Ted William's head encased in a clear container with fake dry ice smoke coming out of it, and make that the centerpiece of the bar. Maybe it would talk a little for ten bucks in a slot. Since my HOF would be near Saratoga, because I like Saratoga, a place that is 50-50 Yankee/Red Sox country, we'd have cage matches once a month between the more loyal fans of either. Of course there will be a cocaine wing, and a steroid wing. It would be fun, for sure.