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Originally Posted by Pinner
Hmmm, is it just another alias? or a disgruntled AlpineZone counter-attack?
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Originally Posted by Pinner
Hmmm, is it just another alias? or a disgruntled AlpineZone counter-attack?
Tell her that the dynamic of capitalism is postponement of enjoyment to the constantly postponed future ... then shit on her hood.
Take a big steaming dump on her doorstep
Leave a sign in it that says Love SuPu Kisses
Extra points for pictures.
Anything you do that is illegal... or uncivil ... is just going to get you in trouble if any of her calls to the cops turns into anything.
So get the cops working with you/for you, call up the community policing officer, get an appointment, go into their office, explain what's going on, and ask then what the hell they can do. Better yet, go to the cops with some neighbors, and you'll then have bested her at her own game.
Start selling crack out of your house. When she sees crack whores constantly knocking of the door she will probably move.
...to the front of the line.
You need this CD:
http://secure.gadgets.co.uk/revenge-...-earplugs.html
Quoted form the site:
Neighbours driving you nuts?
Do the girls next door play their music too loud, does the guy upstairs have noisy floorboards, or has the new family in the street lowered the tone of your neighbourhood by installing horrendous cladding?
Give them a taste of their own medicine with any one of these 20 ear-splitting sound effect tracks:
1) Drill
2) Party (At Least 200 People)
3) Orgasm (Outstanding)
4) Train
5) Drum (Played by a Child)
6) Inhuman Screams
7) Walking (High Heels)
8) Domestic Squabble
9) Doors Banging
10) Bowling
11) Unhappy Dog
12) Practicing Scales (Violin)
13) Traffic Jam
14) Garbage Truck
15) Newborn
16) Phone Ringing
17) Ball Game
18) Pigeons
19) Spring Cleaning
20) Cock-a-Doodle-Do!
Choose your favourite track from this hilarious CD, turn up the volume, and sit back (or go out for half an hour) and reap sweet revenge.
Earplugs supplied for your sanity and protection.
siihb...
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dia...33003&inside=1
Sorry Pu to deface you post, nothing personal. This is better than ask snoop:
http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
Hehe, try moron - instant AKPM post material.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconzoo
edg
I've decided I am only going to read TGR in cockney from now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baconzoo
However, I'm afraid the cockney version needs updating. The Cockney rhyming slang for the word 'shit' is actually 'Brad' (as in Bradd Pitt).
e.g. I'm goin' to ve Ianappa (toilet=crapper=Ianappa=a greek holiday island) for a Brad.
Post her cell # in one of those lesbo chat rooms from time to time @ various hours I.E. 3am upon your return home! Then perhaps an alias posting on say Craigs list! Or perhaps the # could end up in the hands of the Maggot community! :FIREdevil
http://www.alfredrichter.de/Reiseber...-wanderung.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Mrs Roo
Pay attention at the back, Ramdharry.
Oooh. The bold geographical spelling spousal call out.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
Sick and ashamed and happy (and gonna sit back and watch this one for a bit),
d.