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Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
My man is waiting outside! Bitch! 1:53pm
4049 18th st. is the MobyDick bar. That must be your hang out!
If you ever drop these names again my man is gonna fuck your punk ass up! Wait to late. Your done!
He will find you!
Fucken punk!
:FIREdevil
wait a second.. you're gay? Holy shit! Who knew!Quote:
Originally Posted by Riversurf
Still waiting for your real name! Bitch!Quote:
Originally Posted by lemon boy
I'm sure I got somebody in your town!
I already use my real name moron.
Lemon Boy. Any ski town in the country, folks 'll know me.
so...tell us, when did you first find out you were gay? Did your parents take it well? Why do you really want to meet SuPu at a gay bar? Enquiring minds want to know.
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Originally Posted by Riversurf
EH KOOK!!! WHAT YOUR BOYFRIEND DOES IN HIS SPARE TIME IS HIS BUSINESS! YOU SMEGMA-SUCKING FORESKIN-LICKER!
PUNKED! :fmicon:
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!Quote:
4049 18th st. is the MobyDick bar
HE IS GONNA FIND YOU!Quote:
Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
:biggrin:
But untill then I'm done with you bitchs. When i get bored I'll be back to fuck with you some more.
http://surfrivers.com/site05/skook/images/EBC-005.jpg
...and to think all along I thought it was the other way around! You really had us going there, hairdresser!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Riversurf
Feel free to come back and play when you learn some social skills or grow a dick.
Are your hands soft?Quote:
Originally Posted by Riversurf
I don't like grimy river hands.
Make sure to pumice stone them first otherwise I'm gonna knock all your fucking teeth out for irritating my skin.
I'm harder than all of you....
FIGHT ME NOW FUCKERS!!!!
......on the other hand I might get someone else to fight for me
I'll fight for you.
Then make a snappy lampshade out of dude brahs bro and his purty fucking tats.
Fucking queer barber.
I think TGR needs to start another forum called Flag Pole for setting up fights and fight times.
On the other hand, if i am ever in OR, now I know where to get a haircut... and where to find SP if passing through SF for some surf.
But back to the original thread, Surfers Journal is great for well written articles and great photos - both historical and modern shots. Pricey but worth the dough.
Robert,Quote:
Originally Posted by Riversurf
At first is was puzzled as to where all this anger was coming from. The I went to you site RIVERBIATCH.COM and found this picture of you and it became quite clear.........
http://www.starterupsteve.com/funny/domesticEthug.jpg
"Huh! good god y'all...what is it good for?"Quote:
Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
So what happened?
BTW, the link is dead.
Quote Riversurfprez...."Well It has been a great time running The W.R.S.A. but I need to pay more attention to my family and Barbershop.
So I have put up this forum so all of you can get together and build the future of river surfing.
This forum is truly open and you can talk about what ever you want as long as it is somehow related to river surfing."
The entertainment from this could have seen us easily through summer.
hack me please
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
http://www.mosfaded.com/worde.htm
Looks like hairdresser boy is ready for the WCT!!! Look out Andy, Kelly and Taj! Mack gonna stomp yo ass!!!Quote:
"E-Mack is the only man on Planet Earth who has the talent to be Bernie Mack's personal barber and stomp the crap out of most the top ASP pro surfers at Pipeline or maverick's. Now step back and think of the magnitude of that statement. This statement is just the tip of the iceberg. Mack is everything our company stands for."
http://www.mosfaded.com/workingclasshero.jpg
Eugene Oregon? I'm gonna send my braddah Gerry Lopez to drop by and pound you, KOOK!!!
Alright, who's trolling?
This guy can't be for real!
A barber, who does Bernie Macs hair, could kick ass on the ASP Top 40, lives in Eugene, OR.(where tweakers go to college), internet stalker, teaching people to boogie board rivers, Typhon & Got Lucky naming, Tattooed hard ass............
Actually,I guess no one could make that shit up. I gotta laugh!
Most entertaining Surf forum thread ever....
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Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
I river surfed with Gerry last year. Real cool man. I think he left Hawaii becuase of ass-wipes like you.
Gerry is a cool guy and I'm sure he wouldn't like his name brought up in this forum.
You just keep making worse. Real tough guy on the internet.
Still no one can say who they really are. It looks like you get to travel alot and must have some bullshit job that pays you to much. Buy a backbone.
:fmicon:
Dude from sitting and reading your posts its obvious you have no life Riversuck!! Split Kook go beat your wife or dog! You sure your not sponge surfing to close to chemical plants? Pretty obvious you have some serious issue's! Get a Life Loser :fuckyou:
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Riversurf
YOU'RE A FUCKIN PEDOPHILE!!!!!
YOU SICK FUCK! YOU'RE REALLY MICHAEL JACKSON IN DISGUISE AREN'T YOU?????
http://surfrivers.com/site05/skook/images/EBC-005.jpg[/QUOTE]
What the fack is that fag boy?
Stupa-Quote:
Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
Being that there is no hair on your balls and I am going to fuck you then I will be a pedophile when I find you.
Just stop being a scared little pussy and say who you are and where you at.
How you gonna have a WAR if you won't even show up to the battle?
And to Jamie bag O Shit- You live in San ClitmentA
That says it all you little cum drinker. Go suck off the surfing mag editorial staff!
:tdo13:
You can't even say who you are Diklik!Quote:
Originally Posted by likwid
:p
Ohhhhh, nice tough words Riverfag :fuckyou:Quote:
Originally Posted by Riversurf
HEY GAY HAIRDRESSER! LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE!!! YOU ASS PIRATE!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Riversurf
http://www.mosfaded.com/images/cfk1.jpg
http://www.mosfaded.com/images/cfk9.jpg
http://www.mosfaded.com/images/cfk26.jpg
ARE YOU CUMMING TO SAN FRANCISCO? IF YOU ARE YOU CAN MAKE AN EASY $35 RIGHT HERE!!!
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Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
Putting the kids on here is the last straw. You travel around and ski and surf. While these kids try to just get by in a pretty hard life. I donate some time to help and that is all you can single out. Fucking spineless coward.
Like you ski picture. What are 5' nothing. No wonder you talk shit online.
Throwing Da Hui name around and you don't even have any balls.
My man is not gonna fuck you up because he is gonna make sure I get the pleasure.
And I'm sure when the judge sees what a fucking asshole you are by putting these kids pictures on this forum in this manner I might do a day in county.
Take the kids pitures off and I will only bitch slap you. Don't take them off and.......
FUCKING COWARD.
ps- One of the kids the pictures you posted is battling cancer!
Way to far you fucking punk!
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Originally Posted by Riversurf
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Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
Bad Choice.
So tell us RiverBiatch are these threats are promises you are making? You surely have some big plans! Should we be scared?Quote:
Originally Posted by Riversurf
Why don't you make the right choice for once get a Life :nonono2:
The only thing listening to your idle threats KOOK:
I vote for a surf-off to settle this little score :FIREdevil
Punani vs. Riversurf
Minimum head high surf.
30 minute heat, 5 best waves scored.
Location?
that's not fair, it won't be on a river.
Only one problem RiverBiatch doesn't have the coin to afford to travel anywhere with decent waves! :fm:Quote:
Originally Posted by peterslovo
Beautiful dogs though.
Note to self: If I post all sorts of personal shit on the interent trying to promote something I am doing, I should not act like a total disrespectful asshole when do so because the people that I offend will then be able to find out about me and use that to really piss me off.
Maybe you could beat SuPu's ass, maybe you can't. The really funny thing is that regardless of the fight outcome, you'll still be a fucking HAIRDRESSER.
For fuck sake, get a man's job.