I think any money made off that photo should be donated to NWAC.Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
He seems to not be acknowledging the large aspect of pure luck involved.
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I think any money made off that photo should be donated to NWAC.Quote:
Originally Posted by flowing alpy
He seems to not be acknowledging the large aspect of pure luck involved.
"I'm blasting my quads."
True thatQuote:
Originally Posted by ACH
this post amuses me greatlyQuote:
Originally Posted by glademaster
Ha, I just realized i heard this on a commercial yesterday, at least i think i did.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
All Old Spice ads.
my dumb cat....
getting some flooring done on the house, my dumb ass cat decided to walk out onto plastic and fall through. got a good chuckle out of this.
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Uhhh this is amusing assuming the pattern is random but then I suppose if it's not it's still kinda funny. WTF?
Title 9 Holy Grail bikini bottom:
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Progressive. Probably some of the most annoying ads. Ever. However, that scene makes me giggle every time.Quote:
Originally Posted by JongDoe
Well she was working it hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
Daughter called earlier tonight. We'd hadn't spoken for about ten days. And following the usual initial pleasantries, she starts telling me about her first-time experience with a nose hair trimmer, how her nasal passages have irritated since, and she'll never use it again. But now she's in a pissy mood because of the experience. I don't think I made it past twenty or thirty seconds of this before bursting out in uncontrolled laughter. Then she's like "Oh my God, I hate you!" Which only made me laugh harder.
I was telling the lady friend a story about my morally casual ski bums days (or a weekend in Lot 4), and she had to interrupt me about 5 minutes into the tale to ask what "toke/toking" meant. I found that level naivete to be quite amusing coming from someone in their 30s who grew up in the Bay Area and Western Washington.
Anticipating the inevitable request for pics of said daughter is amusing. You know it's coming, be pro-active, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
I believe decorum dictates that requests for pics of wives, gfs and sisters are all copacetic, but daughters are crossing a line.Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
Those who cry and angst that trump is the worst president ever
Those who cry and angst that obama was the worst president ever
I laugh in all your faces
Vous m’amusez
Well, I did post a couple of pics a few years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by evdog
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Lidocaine gel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
It helps control laughter?
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If you roll Teapot Dome and Watergate up into one, you get what we have right now. I think there is a strong case to be made for the former. But what do you expect from someone who openly campaigned as reality TV Mussolini?Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot
Of course the case for the latter is absurd.
The common thread for the past dozen years is our historically-bad Congress. They are interested in posturing and groveling for dark money for their campaigns, not in meaningful non-partisan oversight of the Executive or passing effective legislation.
That's funny. She landed on her feet though?Quote:
Originally Posted by hawkgt
PS when you repaint don't use semigloss on the ceiling. Flat only.
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Originally Posted by Timberridge
That made me laugh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
The NY Mets.
Not if you are a Mets fan.
My condolences then.
How do you forget the batting order?
For a NL team (the way baseball is supposed to be played) I root for the Mets. As a Yankees fan, this is definitely amusing.
Fuck!Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
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Originally Posted by FLS
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Originally Posted by Timberridge
The fuck? You're a Yankees fan that roots for the Mets? We don't want your support. Like almost all Mets fans, my second favorite baseball team is whoever is playing the fucking Yankees.Quote:
Originally Posted by FLS
Subway Series. Bring it. Assuming you can get your order straight. :eek:
I rarely watch NL games but I ended up watching Cubs-St. L last week on ESPN and that is the right way to play, fuck the DH as much as it has done for the Sox. It was also cool because Jon Lester was pitching and that fucker can hit. Put one to the wall and also smoked a liner for a base hit.
we need to get a lot more straight than just the batting order for that to happen. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by FLS
I usually consider myself a traditionalist on this sort of thing, but you could talk me into all-MLB DH these days.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Though watching Colon hit is endlessly amusing.
We have the same second favorite team.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
My Trumptard coworkers each buy two 20 oz. sodas a day. There are like five of them. Beyond the fact that they do this everyday and could save money by bringing them from home the dollar reader is finicky to the point of exasperation for them. The soda machine is in my work are but I'm hidden from their view so their frustration getting a soda provides needed amusement.
I've always had something in common with Sox fans, even if they don't like me because 1986.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
Ya, that's kinda hard to get over. The real question though is how is it you are a Celtics fan???Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
Uggh, gotta laugh or you'll cry. I knew they weren't what they looked like after the first couple of weeks, but geez do they suck now. No fun to watch. I watch Jeopardy at 7 instead of hurrying to see the beginning of the games. Then again, us Mets fans are used to crappy play. It would be so much more enjoyable to just switch to the team across town, but i just can't do it:(Quote:
Originally Posted by FLS
When I meet a Sox fan i tell them I hate the Stanks more than they do. They will win a ton of games this year (~ 105-110)
Batting out of order?? WTF, is this Little League? How in the fuck does that happen?
And I agree with Danno on all points.
From this morning....
Lane splitting on your, ummm......what the fuck are these things called, anyways???
https://i958.photobucket.com/albums/...ps60zfishf.jpg
I had recently been thinking how stupid these things are. Well, I always think that. But you would lose one of the best advantages of riding a real moto since these things are too wide to lane split. How wrong I was! But... Each time she'd try to overtake someone she'd have to hang back and wait til the drivers in each lane realized she was there and moved over 3-4 feet. But it worked!
So maybe I should try lane splitting in my Tacoma. Or would I need to buy a beemer to be that much of an asshole?