Originally Posted by
telepariah
I had the same experience with a double inguinal hernia two years ago. I went in with an obvious hernia on the right and the surgeon said she would check the left while she was in there and repair it if she found one. She found one and fixed it. The pain after initial recovery was mind-bending on the left and nothing too bad on the right. It reached the point where I had to call a taxi to take me back to her office, which I crawled into. She said what does it feel like? I said it felt like she ripped me in two and she said basically that's what it was like. I was born with double inguinal hernias and had them repaired as an infant in 1956. She said there was a mess of scar tissue that she had to rip her way through to implant the mesh. She said that everything was fine and I should just be patient. And she was right. It did get better.
I have a hard time remembering how long it took because I experienced a much greater trauma about 3 weeks after the surgery when I collapsed while walking around my neighborhood 45 minutes after dinner and flatlined in the ambulance. I spent several days in the cardiac ward with all these docs telling me I'd had a heart attack until the cardiologist came in and said he didn't think so. Angiogram proved he was right--no damage and no blockages. I had collapsed with anaphylactic shock from an allergic reaction to something I ate. A year of testing at National Jewish led to the most likely culprit, saffron. I made paella that night like I had been doing every Friday for years. In retrospect, I do recall some weird chest sensations and syncope events after those meals but never connected it to a possible allergy. I've had none of those feelings since. It remains a mystery why it resolved without epi being administered but my thinking is that the quantity of saffron was really small and was likely buffered by the rest of the dish and the ice cream I ate for dessert. It caused a vaso-vagal response that collapsed one of my coronary arteries as I went into anaphylaxis. I remember one thing. I was trying to breathe and it was like I was in the vacuum of space. No air whatsoever would pass my throat. It was instantaneous, 45 minutes after dinner.
My heart is fine and I climbed and skied the Emperor Face on Torreys (14er...I lived in Colorado then) about 6 weeks after that incident. By then the hernia was fine as well. I still feel the mesh on both sides and sometimes get some flashes of pain but really it's ok now. That's just how it went for me. It was a rough spring that year.