Drinking Keystone Ice Across America

With debit card worries I arrived in Nevada without much reserve fuel. The station in Mina showed up as forever closed. Other morning I drove 60 miles on old crumbling route 6 east to Tonopah where a glorious Chevron/Subway/Burger King station resides. $4.30 got me 2 sausage/ egg croissants! On the way back there was a small pullout (no trucks) rest area with fat pigeons eating cheddar Goldfish crackers, fully occupying a very good parking spot. The bathroom had push button hot faucet (old style. you push you get, you release you get nuthin'). Got some actually hot water in my stainless bowl and washed my hair for the first time in 9 days. Back at the ranch I'm camped near the highest peak in NV but not too close. It isn't cold maybe windy. I'm also right by the road but no coppa activity whatsoever. The commute to Tonopah will likely happen again, too bad they're constructing the largest solar array on earth on the way there so construction delays are guaranteed.

You gotta get yourself some MSG. Scale it .05% by weight to the entire bowl of slop. Only way to kick that up even higher. Oh and a splash of white wine.. don't cheap out here... Yellowtail sauv blanc or something else classy.

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Had a nice campstove meal that reminded me of when you reheat leftover turkey, stuffing, potatoes, and gravy in a small pan with the lid on. Ingredients were: Progresso creamy alfredo with chicken and penne pasta with one baked chicken breast that you had left. One half box of mushroom couscous one half of spice packet. Crushed red pepper just to use it up. Little cayenne for the hell of it don't be scared. Coarse ground garlic powder plenty and same garlic salt and black pepper. Get the chicken and soup roiling with cover on, then add couscous and chill out because it's probably already threatening to boil over. Without parmesan, butter, or olive oil this is a great rich meal you will be full as fuck.

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Good idea but another misc. bottle cluttering up the car trying to avoid. Might have to get some red for beef stew or those silly lambs that I see for 50% off. Maybe less than half box couscous is preferred.

Weak, wonky, toad breath honky that;s too good for you farmland

Dodgin' hail, sun cancer -n- washouts at the Nevada/Idaho border. Taking my 80 Keystones for a ride.. and it's windy Windu.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sedxHbz5L10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_As_KOVdVY4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GKL_ZoJQjc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCNlrOu2Zu8

Champy thar lemon song ski fish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efYZ4-fGDR8

ck Door Man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9n3v4Wr-JI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57W05-oopNA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umYJjZuUY9Q

Made much use of that MCP?

Starting to break down is acceptable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMl6HnhFFIA

Black Steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM5_6js19eM

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Everything OK?

I used to enjoy this thread. But you have started to get lazy and just post up shitty youtube content instead of your informative post of food, camping and beer. You were a poor mans Anthony Bourdaine but now your like one of those people that post up a link to their blog instead of a formal trip report.
Come on man, get back on track. The masses need to know whats hot at the Bishop market and how your keepin the man at bay

He showered and that changed everything.

Hopefully he's been too busy sliding at Sun Valley to update this blog. But I fear worse. Seems like he was building up to something.

update required. this thread was pure gold...hopefully not a tell of how the end of season is going.

Just noticed the bottle in the last pic is Root Beer. Big detour from the goodness of 'bottled beer taste in a can'. Doesn't seem like a good sign.