Skiing Related Boat Names

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Originally Posted by grrrr

Frankly from a lifetime of living on the water, I've found that most puker yachtie-fucks driving sailboats are no less drunken yahoos than the puker yachtie-fucks driving powerboats, they just like to dress in more expensive clothes.

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What's wrong with being a drunken yahoo?

I don't care too much for burning so much fossil fuel, but man I like powerboats. [/redneck] You can't beat the "oh shit" moments you get when you're going full throttle and a couple big swells creep up into your path. It's like cranking a huge gs turn when all of a sudden a huge roller or dropoff or gaper sneaks up on you.

Also, the sound of sails flapping is cool, but I kinda like the sound of a big-block engine or even a v6 outboard engine. [/redneck]

Jib Monkey

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Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

Dude, be careful. It'll go though the top of her head at that speed, and then you'll get blood all over your ascot.

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"Ooh Maai Gooodness... Another hooker down. I Sweeaaaah, I go through these things like toilet paper.

Boy, swab the remains off the deck and release another whore from the hold..."

For the boat: how about

Warren Miller or
The Yellowstone Club

HUCK IT!!

S/V White Powder
Perfect for the Caribbean!

First Tracks
Drop In
Face Shot
Daffy
Spead Eagle
Iron Cross
Inverted

It's easy to grin.
When your ship comes in.
And you've got the stock market beat.
But the man worthwhile, Is the man who can smile,
when his shorts aren't too tight in the seat.