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02-08-2005, 07:00 PM
seldon

Quote:

Originally Posted by AfroMullet

So your saying the alpinezone brigade members are the ultimate gapers? Damn those are some large boots to fill.

Not even newschoolers could compete with these east coast super JONGs.
02-08-2005, 07:01 PM
AfroMullet

Quote:

Originally Posted by seldon

Not even newschoolers could compete with these east coast super JONGs.

Like I said, tough boots to fill, but on a brighter side, the boots are bursting at the seams.
02-08-2005, 07:06 PM
Pinner

I hit a guy on Saturday.

http://skiingismylife.com/media/serious.gif

Just minding my own business - riding the skiers left side of a trail... Saw this guy making some big turns in the middle... Not a problem.. Thought he was making too big of a turn for the trail width but nothing too crazy...

I just rode the side of the trail and passed him... And suddenly - out of the blue - he traverses(bailed) out of the fallline and shoots DIRECTLY in front of me... I had the choice of either going into the trees of hit him... It happened so fast and took me by total suprise... decades of skiing/riding and I've NEVER hit anyone at speed before...

I hit him.... Cleaned his clock... He lost his skis, poles and goggles... I laid there for a minute - kinda stunned and thinking about if I broke anything..

I was REALLY mad... But I went to my "happy place" and told him no harm done... Myabe we should just go a litle slower on that part of the trail... Thinking I could use this to help show that snowbaorders are understading mountaineers...

He agreed then told me I should watch the downhill skier.... I felt the urge to kick his a$$ again but I closed my eyes and went back to my "happy place" and said - Maybe we should just BOTH slow down and be careful...

The reality of it was - he wasnt the downhill skier until he was right in front of me and I nailed him... I mean - does he look before he switches lanes in his car??? he came in from behind me a a really fast clip - and pinched me against the trees - he was totally in the back seat too...

So I have brusies just above my knees and a sore upper back because this guy couldnt slow down enough to stay in the falline...

Otherwise - a great weekend!!!
02-08-2005, 07:13 PM
AfroMullet

Dumb fucks.

He should have added to the car analogy with, "I know I drive without brakes, but it was HIS fault because he changed lanes."

Tell that one to the cops.
02-08-2005, 07:18 PM
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineGirlyMan

How ignorant. You never heard of the Presidentials? On second thought, why don't you guys stay here in your "Delta House". I make a friendly invite and get treated like this? Unbelievable.. :frown:

VELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU:

YOU ARE MINE NOW!
YOU BELONG TO ME!
02-08-2005, 07:18 PM
mushmouth

ummm...you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
02-08-2005, 07:22 PM
seldon

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaveTV

Seldon, with posts like THIS ONE at EPIC, you shouldn't bark too loud.. :rolleyes2 - Besides, didn't u live in Boston?
EDIT: Check DCHAN'S Red&Green lines on SELDONS pic:D

I posted a pic, hoping to be entertained by the results. It turns out I got some useful information, so I said as much. Anything terribly wrong? I live in San Francisco - I spent a summer in Boston.
02-08-2005, 07:40 PM
Superstar Punani

Antagonism, Debates and Hostility

awww...a direct insult to him

BWAAA-HAHAHAHAHA!!!
02-08-2005, 07:51 PM
CantDog

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

...WINTER STORM WATCH FOR LATE WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND THURSDAY...

.TONIGHT...CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF RAIN

......

WEDNESDAY NIGHT...A CHANCE OF SNOW UNTIL MIDNIGHT. SNOW AFTER
MIDNIGHT. SNOW ACCUMULATION 1 TO 3 INCHES.

Wahoo, powder day.
02-08-2005, 07:51 PM
funkendrenchman

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

If you guys were true skiers, you would appreciate our site. A bunch of rude flamers. And DUDER, yes we have mountains and unlike yours in Seattle, ours actually have plenty of SNOW on them - and more coming in the next three days!

True, I would rather be in VT than here.

Taken today in the mountains North of Seattle.
http://biglines.com/photos/blpic33759.jpg
02-08-2005, 07:52 PM
AfroMullet

Quote:

Ya those people in the Warren Miller film were nuts

Directly from Alpinezone. And they are referring to the films from the early or middle 90's. Headbands all the way!
02-08-2005, 07:56 PM
splat

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinner

I was REALLY mad... But I went to my "happy place", APINEZONE.COM, and told him no harm done... Myabe we should just go a litle slower on that part of the trail... Thinking I could use this to help show that ALPINEZONE.COM understands mountaineers like me...

That's solid thinkin, Pin. I'll give it a try next time I get the urge.
02-08-2005, 07:58 PM
laseranimal

alpinezone just cut your losses and go back to your little forum
02-08-2005, 08:03 PM
Trackhead

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

I make a friendly invite and get treated like this? Unbelievable.. :frown:

Hmmmmmmmmm.............lighten up. All in good humor. Or should I say, SACK UP.
02-08-2005, 08:07 PM
Greg @ AlpineZone

I'm Greg, the admin from AlpineZone.com. FWIW, I didn't start this thread. I'm not that stupid... ;)
02-08-2005, 08:08 PM
jayfrizzo

Um, fuckos, this forum is moderated.
02-08-2005, 08:11 PM
FNG

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/screen.jpg

http://alpinezone.com/forums/viewtop...?p=21712#21712

Edit: heh, thread deleted and account banned. what a bunch of assholes.
02-08-2005, 08:15 PM
DJSapp

Quote:

Originally Posted by FNG

http://alpinezone.com/forums/viewtop...?p=21712#21712

Edit: heh, thread deleted and account banned. what a bunch of assholes.

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Fuckers can't even take a tiny bit of their own kind of spam.
02-08-2005, 08:15 PM
splat

I didn't think it was you, Greg, cause I know you've been here or there before. Only takes one visit to find out dangling a toe here can leave a JONG without a leg to stand on.

edit: But don't take yourself too seriously if the guys invite you out to play.
02-08-2005, 08:18 PM
The Suit

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

I'm Greg, the admin from AlpineZone.com. FWIW, I didn't start this thread. I'm not that stupid... ;)

I like this thread. Kudos to the aficionado for starting it.
02-08-2005, 08:20 PM
PaSucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

Well this thread is an exemplary example of why moderation is a good thing. I dare say this forum could use some! Is this any way to treat a friendly newbie like me? :rolleyes:

hahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhah ahahahahah, [catching breath, hold on] hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Funniest shit I have read in a while. :fuckyou:
02-08-2005, 08:21 PM
AlpineZone

Quote:

Originally Posted by FNG

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/screen.jpg

http://alpinezone.com/forums/viewtop...?p=21712#21712

Edit: heh, thread deleted and account banned. what a bunch of assholes.

Listen FNG - we run a clean ship - we have many sponsers we sell advertising to, and cannot risk offending them or scaring them off. Greg will unlock you if you agree to abide by the rules. :wink:
02-08-2005, 08:25 PM
FNG

AlpineZone, the only rule I broke was the same one you broke yourself. I'm not swearing, I'm not flaming, and I don't intend to post anything else in the thread unless someone has some questions about the forums over here. You can't help but see the double standard right?
02-08-2005, 08:26 PM
splat

The 'R' card has been played.
02-08-2005, 08:27 PM
Superstar Punani

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

Listen FNG - we run a clean ship - we have many sponsers we sell advertising to, and cannot risk offending them or scaring them off. I will unlock you if you agree to abide by the rules. :wink:

I beg to differ. Does Greg kiss his momma with that mouth?

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...AlpineZone.jpg
02-08-2005, 08:35 PM
Pinner

"a civil place where everyone can be comfortable fisting." <--classic
02-08-2005, 08:38 PM
FNG

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

Listen FNG - we run a clean ship - we have many sponsers we sell advertising to, and cannot risk offending them or scaring them off. Greg will unlock you if you agree to abide by the rules. :wink:

Give me a break. Please show me where I could have possibly offended or scared any of your sponsors? I'm only politely returning your favor, and apparently that pisses you off enough to cry foul. Restore my post and the hipocracy will be over.

edit: SuPu has been absolutely killing it on the forum lately. :yourock:
02-08-2005, 08:38 PM
MT

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

we have many sponsers

Is that different than a spancer?
02-08-2005, 08:39 PM
DaveTV

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

I beg to differ. Does Greg kiss his momma with that mouth?

http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall...AlpineZone.jpg

BWAHHHAA!! >rightclick>save image as>PUNANI_CLASSIC.JPG
Fucking hilarious@!! :FIREdevil
02-08-2005, 08:40 PM
The Suit

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

Well this thread is an exemplary example of why moderation is a good thing. I dare say this forum could use some! Is this any way to treat a friendly newbie like me? :rolleyes:

Hey Mr. High-and-Mighty - we can't fuckin' afford a fuckin' moderator, OK?
02-08-2005, 08:41 PM
release

Way to go SP. Hillarious.
02-08-2005, 08:45 PM
PaSucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Suit

Hey Mr. High-and-Mighty - we can't fuckin' afford a fuckin' moderator, OK?

Nice call Suit. I bet frozenwater the ex-porn-dealer-and-underage-booze-pusher would gladly take the job.
02-08-2005, 08:47 PM
Pinner

Quote:

Originally Posted by PaSucks

frozenwater the ex-porn-dealer-and-underage-booze-pusher

I don't know what version of history you've been reading, but from my recollection, FRZ's past life was a Mormon flower seller.
02-08-2005, 08:52 PM
Blurred

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

Hi gang - please feel free to come visit our forums at http://forums.alpinezone.com/ - it is a Northeast-based website for aficionados of the Eastern mountains. Come register and join the fun! :)

Okay you stupid douchebag. I've been banned from this forum, I bet I could get banned from yours in one post. You banned FNG in one post, if I wanted that, I'd join your little gay forum. Take your gay little nazi forum and stuff it up your sisters ass sideways fuckwad. We don't like your little circlejerk political arena around these parts, you're gayer then a bag of dicks. :FIREdevil :FIREdevil :FIREdevil -the resident asshole.
02-08-2005, 08:55 PM
PaSucks

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pinner

I don't know what version of history you've been reading, but from my recollection, FRZ's past life was a Mormon flower seller.

It's all in here. Unsmart things done.
02-08-2005, 08:58 PM
Helicrackjnky

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlpineZone

How ignorant. You never heard of the Presidentials? On second thought, why don't you guys stay here in your "Delta House". I make a friendly invite and get treated like this? Unbelievable.. :frown:

I happen to like the "Delta House" So F_ck You You F_cking F_ck!! :cussing: :the_finge
02-08-2005, 09:29 PM
Greg @ AlpineZone

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

I'm Greg, the admin from AlpineZone.com. FWIW, I didn't start this thread. I'm not that stupid... ;)

Bumping cuz I guess you guys didn't see this the first time. This whole thing was obviously started by a former disgruntled member...
02-08-2005, 09:33 PM
ScottG

AlpineZone Forum Index -> Skiing & Riding Discussion
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Rob sebenza
Posted: 8 Feb 2005, 4:11 PM Post subject: 34 and feeling to old to ski anymore

Does anyone over 34 ski anymore? I go skiing at mountain creek in new jersey and dont see to many over 34 anymore, its mostly kids. Im thinking of hanging it all up. Ive skied for 21 years so far, but being the only elder on the mountain kinda brings me down. Guess ill just gain some weight and buy a harley, and hang with more people my own age , but please tell me im wrong if you think so, im just having a hard time getting old.

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These people are lame. I mean, c'mon, what a pathetic group.
You ski NEWJERSEY, and wonder why it SUCKS????

Love how FNG politely asked them to look at TGR (a fine cross-post, just like what they tried here) and they deleted his ass.
What crap.
We should all join their group with new names and from different isp's and make their "moderators" pull their hair out banning us.
02-08-2005, 09:34 PM
FNG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

Bumping cuz I guess you guys didn't see this the first time. This whole thing was obviously started by a former disgruntled member...

Stop trying to ruin our fun! That guy is real!
02-08-2005, 09:34 PM
Superstar Punani

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg @ AlpineZone

Bumping cuz I guess you guys didn't see this the first time. This whole thing was obviously started by a former disgruntled member...

HEIL!!!

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