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If he's that rich then maybe you should be trying to befriend him and become his "TGR mentor" and he will be so grateful he'll invite you on the trip he has planned and is training for which may be cruising around BC on a boat with a heli on deck, full of high priced hookers and blow.Quote:
Originally Posted by philth
You're obviously jealous of his wealth and secretly want to butt fuck him......admit it , you douche!
C'mon buddy, he's even got 'biners hanging off his pack. You really can't deny the humor here. Good thing we've never giggled at anyone's steeze.:fmicon:
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Originally Posted by Scotsman50
Ya all quit makin fun of my bro Iceman
or I'm gonna open a can of e spare checkin physc ops
on ya
cereal
Bwahhhh .... Um ... Nope, I secretly do not want to have anal sex with you Scotsman.... I mean Gaper Spirit.
I know...we've done the same....in fact everyday.....no problem with the ridicule..... I'm drawing a personal line at the suggested stalking! Too far...even for TGR .Quote:
Originally Posted by oftpiste
Hey, I get the stalking thing too. The ridicule is another thing entirely.
this thread sucks, you guys are ass holes.
fair 'nuff!Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotsman50
I saw a good one yesterday. It was 'older-woman-in vintage-lime-green-fartbag-with-cameltoe'. Now she's the one I want to stalk!
dude is justly holding up his pants with that harness...kudos!.....Ive seen enough punk -scumbagdwarfcumburbing low pant fags in my life
Haaaa truth^^^^^ to that troll.
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Originally Posted by dos bolsas
Maybe one of those avenues of having fun skiing is looking for elusive Gaper Spirit Animals?
[QUOTE=dos bolsas;3558973]Yet again DB you fail at attempted comedyQuote:
Originally Posted by philth
Sent from my ADR6350 using TGR Forums
Scotsman,
Nobody should "stalk" the GSA.
As a regional GSA tracking coordinator, I strive only to meet this mythical beast in his natural habitat when my path and his converge, and hopefully catch 5-7 seconds of fuzzy video or an inconclusive photo to upload to the interwebz. Rich or not, if you're all GSA'd out in public in this day and age, you're subject to online proliferation of your image and ridicule. Totally fair. Totally harmless. Totally fun. Get into it brooo.
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Originally Posted by SgtSkidmark
This...Quoted for truth.
Never said to stalk and hunt him down. Just to keep your eyes open in your local area to track his roaming habits. It's science.
http://eamazings.com/001/2009/03/Sho...barrel-001.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Edgnar
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Originally Posted by carlcarlson
Another country heard from.
Where is Mime when you need him to speak up?
At least Dos Bolsas is getting in the spirit!
2 bags, 1 cup?Quote:
Originally Posted by dos bolsas
worms eat the cool kids, same as the rest of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotsman50
Meme: GSA Roar!
uhh......this was a parady of soups818181 butthurtness here: http://http://www.tetongravity.com/f...TST-with-DukesQuote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
wherein he pegged the whiny-bitch meter as follows:
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Originally Posted by soups818
Owned. Agreed. Now, cross indexing the NASDAQ with POWDERFORCAST, add in a little Gratzo, some internet CHASERS, who's got the next addition?Quote:
Originally Posted by dos bolsas
This thread is so full of win, I feel like pm'ing Iceman, Rontele, Blurred, Summit, Commonlaw, PNWBritt, Old Larry for practical commuting fashion advice, Pegleg for cocktails, Danno to time the crockpot, Tippster to take film of it, Buster is the DJ. Parvo is the stand up and metaphysical contact advisor, Cramp provides the hula girls, Mir and Nads can give fashion advice to the trucker, Advres edits it all, Pat provides the blow, 666 does the TR, Hop is the fashion model who can squat to pee on command, and well, that would be a facking good start to having a bukkake sessh in my trailer. Sorry, exclusive on the after party to Gunder.
Or, we can all embrace the GSA and ROAR. I'd prefer the former, but, well, shit gets in the way. So I'm back to stalking, and channeling my inner gaper.
With the amount of go pros the man can afford, I'd say a trip to AK isn't going to drain his bank account.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scotsman50
Lighten up Francis.Quote:
Originally Posted by dos bolsas
ROAR!
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Originally Posted by grubbers
...4 for 4..
That dude is stoked.
Newbie jong etc. that lurks a lot and had a great day skiing at crustal on sunday only to be totally depressed hearing on the radio about the shit that went down up near stevens pass. Threads like this bring a huge smile to my face, you guys are awesome!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
1. WTF is a moran
2. If I see this guy, I will definitely be asking him if he's gotten a screwdriver/adjusted his bindings yet/if he had the shop do it so his warranty would still be valid.
lmao
Just SPRAY this dude allready and post it on my' who sprays who' TR
I think we should make some "I Love Gapers" stickers, with this guy as the mascot.
Someone get on Zazzle. It would be great to show our support for the people who singlehandedly keep our shops, patrol and resorts in business.
I saw a guy with carabiners on his pack like that once.
He ended up attached to the chairlift and could not unload. :)
How about a sticker with a white background, black silhouette of a helmeted head with 2 gopros, and the word "RAWRRR!"
I'm all in.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
When and where?
How about Montana's store?
http://bigislandoceanfront.com/wp-co..._hulagirls.jpg
wow, the things they can do with coconuts shells these days. amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crampedon
wh000t. moar Zappa, GONG, King Crimson, Funkadelic, Miles Davis, Eric Dolphy, Coltrane.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
I'm no PS pro, but here's a start.Quote:
Originally Posted by SgtSkidmark
http://i.imgur.com/N3HrJ.jpg
Hi dos bolsas! The childish, rude and churlish posts in this thread simply have no place in an internet forum, they do nothing but drag the maturity level of the discourse into the abyss. The guy is a skier, that in and of itself should be respected. I would like to take this opportunity to formally invite you (as well as all TGR Maggots , TTip-ers, NewSchoolers, Epicureans, jongs and lurkers alike) to "start fresh" at our friendly forums. I can assure you that "newbies"'(jongs) as well as "gapers" are welcomed with open arms by our entire community(unlike here at TGR), there is no "hazing period" or rudeness tolerated. If you are weary of all the foolishness and yearn for some intellectually stimulating mountain sport discourse, then come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados who know the benefits of what good moderation brings to an on-line community. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. If you are tired of the juvenile goings-on at TGR, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"! :)
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Originally Posted by AlpineZone
Golly Gee! Really?
No Thanks
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That's twice today that greg from gaperzone trolled threads.
Hi Bobcat Sig! That is the only post I have made today, to what are you alluding? Thanks!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobcat Sig
Bwahhhhh
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“Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened.”