just wanna say whats up

I decided that after extensive dentistry training, I was better off being a freelance gynecologist.

It ain't teeth, but hey - it's a livin'.

I always wanted to be dentist. Now I just hang out on the island of misfit skiers making toys...

I am not a dentist.. but I do play one on TV. That is why you can trust me when I tell you that the new Jong-proof Ass-hat (available in stores now for a low low $29.95+ $103.45 for shipping and handling) is the perfect holiday gift. Order now and I'll even throw in a free chinstrap.

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Originally Posted by frerad

I am not a dentist.. but I do play one on TV. That is why you can trust me when I tell you that the new Jong-proof Ass-hat (available in stores now for a low low $29.95+ $103.45 for shipping and handling) is the perfect holiday gift. Order now and I'll even throw in a free chinstrap.

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Knock that shipping down to $99.95 and I'm in.

Dentist-es, how should I quit chewing tobacco?

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Originally Posted by monkeybones

actually can i upgrade to a viking cause my mom is norwegian??

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Post pictures of your mom and we'll see.

theres my mom

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Originally Posted by monkeybones

no im at a small private university, Andrews in southwest michigan. I am doing research in neurobio with crickets and looking at how various toxins affect their phonotaxis. good times there. actually can i upgrade to a viking cause my mom is norwegian??

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I dated a girl two years ago who went to Andrews.

(and no, it wasn't that girl.)