do not polute. if you are polute, you are drown.
Deep in cavern Whelk can feel polution, i will rise, as a malestrom of hate, and destroy from above with warm spew of death. and then you are drown.
shinjuku, MOTHERFUCKER!
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do not polute. if you are polute, you are drown.
Deep in cavern Whelk can feel polution, i will rise, as a malestrom of hate, and destroy from above with warm spew of death. and then you are drown.
shinjuku, MOTHERFUCKER!
you just did it. Way to make yourself an example for others to learn from.Quote:
Originally Posted by Out_to_lunch
We have been through this already.Quote:
Originally Posted by glademaster
Bad Roo suggested you just remove the g, d, e, a, s and the t.
I said, do away with it the name altogether and just call yourself PAD or PAD900posts.
On a related note- lurk around a bit and try to come up with an original name. We've got Mtn. Man and Mountainman, altachic and altagirl, Beaver and Ski Beaver, etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by SherpaStyle
And only losers choose a screenname that's a hybrid of the skier who's influenced them the most and a 17th century playwright. :biggrin:
Change for a nickle = universal maggot call
Crack before post = saying something stupid...duh
do not think about Thelonious in a sexual way. bottom line.
Nice work! Good to see the Welcome Wagon rolled out again.
Words of wisdom:
Posting porn or links to porn is always welcomed - especially so on Fridays, but toss a NSFW (Not Safe For Work) notice either in the subject line of posts containing photos, or in the post body for posts with links.
Basically, use common sense and let us cube monkeys know if there's something in the post we shouldn't view during office hours.
A few items I've gleaned:
-Maggot-specific terminology: BINDERS, SPANCERED, MANG, SOLLY, EXPLODERS... (others?)
-For some reason Markers suck. The collective believes they pre-release worse than Tyrolias, which I've found to be patently untrue, but I'll be a sheep and BAAA when prompted.
-Pocket Rockets are to be treated in the same manner as Markers, yet are the guilty pleasure of more Magnions than you think.
-A few spelling hints:
NAIVE
DEFINITELY (Thanks, Icemang)
Also, knowing when and how to use THEIR, THERE, and THEY'RE is recommended. Not 'cause I'm some kind of Spelling Nazi (not MY alias,) but it lowers the bar of your perceived brilliance.
-It helps if you're a gay democrat treehugger dopesmoker from West of the Mississippi. Otherwise you better be a gay democrat treehugger dopesmoker from East of the Mississippi, or be named Brett and be a douchebag that you'd love to ski with.
-VICARIOUS POWHOUND is NOT a good name to choose. Neither Is HRDCORESNORIDER.
Edit for "I before E except after C."
Make sure you ask VTskibum about his pants next time you see him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
edit - Really. I'm not joking.
This thread needs a picture of Thelonius.
i'm on it ice.
http://www.angrywhelk.com/shinjuku/NOT%20PORN.jpg
TR (trip report's) kick ass, but follow a few simple do's and don'ts when posting them:
Do use details; how much vertical, how much snow (cm or inches, but feet is better), pictures help a ton, how was the skiing and the snow (its fine to say how much it kicked ass), be stoked if it was good, if you can write express it in your best version, otherwise keep it sweet and to the point. Scenics are nice, but try to get as much skiing in your pics as possible, we love that shit. Good examples of TR's can be found by: Trackhead, iskibc, altapowderdaze, shera and many others.
Don't: tell us how much you kick ass, we don't care because we know how to kick ass too, don't take copious amounts of self portraits and post them, unless they are action shots or if you are hot chick, bragging and boasting won't float either. If it was a mediocere day for you, might want to think about not posting a TR (we all have mediocre days), you don't have to post TR's all the time, unless they are good all the time.
If your TR is NSR, it better be good and something of interest. Example: Backstage at a Pearl Jam show, epic climbing or hiking trip, your day at the Pornstar awards.
Learn how to post pics. If you can host them somewhere else besides here, you would save Owens some server space. Red 'x' is not hot right now. Learn how to do attatchments as well, can be tricky.
All this, thrown in with some creativity, provides much appriciated stoke.
Just the thread I was looking for. So I guess I better get to it with the naked pictures. Do they have to be naked or will sexy lingerie suffice?
Lingerie will work for your first step, grasshoppah.
...FKNA...
I could post my latest anonymous ebay sales picture, in which I sold my "too large" snow jacket quickly and easily ...but then I may lose the respect of my fellow cool chick riders.....
Dare I, Yogachik? Obviously, I'm not afraid of the camera :wink:
Appparently you are of the feminine persuasion. And you say that you are not afraid of the camera. That's all well and good. I applaud it, in fact.Quote:
Originally Posted by FreshPow
But post some pics or Thelonius will have you for lunch.
At least you will not be drown.
Ass everyone knows, I am the holder of the pics.
this crew. is lively. not just lively. they are full of the elan vitale. the fucking life force the rest of america. only dreams about while watching tv. it's like a snow mafia. an underworld network of family with bonds that. if broken. will spell hell for the bastard. who fucks with them. bravo.
I heart Christopher. Nice work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Walken
BWAAHAAAHAHAHHHAHHA!
saw your early post but couldn't reply. No, I don't think I'm the Abby you have pics of. At least I don't think so...was I wearing this jacket?Quote:
Originally Posted by splat
http://image22.webshots.com/23/9/40/...9KrMxTG_ph.jpg
you wouldn't have, say, a series of photos? would you? i'd like to see more, do it for art.
my name isn't art, if you were wondering
That deserves a full frontal FM
http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost...stache-med.jpg
So bold...yet so right!Quote:
Originally Posted by FNG
Well, I cannot deny the one who has "spongebob" as his avatar. As a newbie, I must respect the spongebob creedo....Quote:
Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
work hard
eat crabby patties
date whales
1 newb-gaper seconding. Awesome friggin' avatar
Beware of skis that come without chinstraps.
"How you doin'?"Quote:
Originally Posted by FreshPow
Newbie status pains me almost as bad as a frostbitten ballsack...
Those that know me from other forums...STFU. :the_finge Those that could not give a shit about me--99.9% of the free world and 100% of the rest--Be kind...
Nah...
Fuck-it. Be mean. I am into Cybermasochism.
peace,
BS.
...and the Universal Answer is: "So HOT right now!"Quote:
Originally Posted by FNG
I've used it a few times recently and it worked like a charm.
Heh, come to think of it, I never did go through the JONG initiation. Hell, I still don't know what it actually means. I attribute my good fortune to the all-important first post - make it wisely. :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by PlayHarder
Damn, one slipped through the cracks!!!!
JONG!!!!!
stands for Jerk Off Newbie Gaper, btw
That was a great first post, too.
Good to see the welcome wagon again... must be snowin somewhere nearby...
A Toast to all that love the Snow - Have a Fantastic Season!!!!!!!
Ahh, I knew that was coming. I finally feel like a real member nowQuote:
Originally Posted by iceman
:the_finge
Happy to oblige.
The rest of you know-nothing newbie punks can learn something from Gramps, who posted more stoke in his first post than I have in my "career".
But I'm more sarcastic than him, so it works out.
Up kinda late on a school nite aren't we?
Not even midnight here, I got time yet.
I got time, 90 minutes till Wednesday finished.
Chat anyone?
shoutout to all the maggots from this jong. quick question, how does one use this chinstrap you speak of? :fmicon:
With the lesbostrap 9000 - I'll leave it up to you to figure out the rest.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkiersLeft