Can you find a place named the "Battered Beaver Saloon" where the chicks are all smiling instead of ranting about the name being degrading to women.
Can you find a major business mogul who used to be your source for pot a decade or two before.
Will you find out the chick you went out with once works in a position enabling her to 'lose' some paperwork pertinent to your pending court appearance.
Will you get a few years for posession of pot on one city block - and openly smoke it on the next. The same goes for getting or not getting free medical care for your ripped ACL.