quick, i need some names for a new dance club in Detroit

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11-17-2004, 04:14 PM
Keoni

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tap

all of your peurile fecal-focused suggestions have been flushed

jesus, you're all a sorry lot :rolleyes2 :tongue:

Puerile Fecal Focus
11-17-2004, 04:16 PM
Big E

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuffy109

transmission or any other car related word

Throwout Bearing
Timing Belt
Gear Carrier

You're right, those are killer!
11-17-2004, 04:20 PM
FNG

Club Ram-rod
11-17-2004, 04:22 PM
skier666

Out of all those,

Flux
Friction

..are pretty tight.

How about "Decibel"
11-17-2004, 04:23 PM
Keoni

If he wants some free publicity, just go with:

The House of Blues
The Whiskey A Go-Go
The Viper Room
The Hardrock

Just change the name after the court order
11-17-2004, 04:24 PM
Stu Gotz

Betty Crocker's Dutch Pantry of Love
Harry Potters' Pie Hole
Dingleberry Joe's
The Pedongle
Toe Cheese
Mother, Jugg's & Speed
RIP ODP
Screaming Hemorrhoids of Death
Deviated Septum
11-17-2004, 04:35 PM
13

Without having any idea where it is:

The Roit
Crankcase
The Blvd.
Motown V
Redline 9
11-17-2004, 04:40 PM
JMO

Quote:

Originally Posted by FNG

Club Ram-rod

Sorry, Boston's already got a Ramrod. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
11-17-2004, 04:40 PM
hoarhey

Not original, but named after a good club in Vienna...

Flex
11-17-2004, 04:42 PM
freshies

detroit rock city
the big smoke
piston or pistons (sued by the b ball club?)
11-17-2004, 04:43 PM
hoarhey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stu Gotz

Betty Crocker's Dutch Pantry of Love
Harry Potters' Pie Hole
Dingleberry Joe's
The Pedongle
Toe Cheese
Mother, Jugg's & Speed
RIP ODP
Screaming Hemorrhoids of Death
Deviated Septum

Hemorrhoit???
11-17-2004, 04:45 PM
optics

Motor titties

double-d-town
11-17-2004, 04:53 PM
Steven S. Dallas

Juan Encarnacion's Casa de Poontang.
11-17-2004, 05:00 PM
shmerham

Quote:

Originally Posted by tuffy109

transmission or any other car related word

catalytic converter
mass air flow sensor
emergency brake
thermostat
side curtain air bag
lugnut

non-car related:

bonobos
angelina and billy bob's basement
England has "cream" so why not "jizz"
sealacant
11-17-2004, 05:02 PM
Stu Gotz

On a more serious note

Music Factory
Steam Factory
Dance Factory
Rhythm Factory

Club Gunga Din
Club Umlaut is a winner
11-17-2004, 05:11 PM
cmsummit

car related:
The Crankshaft
The Camshaft
Valves
The Distributor
Axles

THIS IS A GOOD ONE: High Octane or Club Octane

Spun Monkey's
Floaters
Hazey Daze
The Pink Nipple
The Lair
The Bounty
11-17-2004, 05:25 PM
tonghands

Another Dead Body

I Hate Detroit

Anywhere but Here

Hell on Earth

Worse than Cleveland

(I may have unresolved issues from growing up in Detroit)
11-17-2004, 05:31 PM
truth

Whitey's

Trigger

Merge

Tryst

Moar
11-17-2004, 05:38 PM
PacRimRider1

doood...give it a trg film name...

the continuum
harvest
uprising
the realm
further
mind the addiction
the prophecy
high life
soul purpose

they all work.
also...
we dont card girls
drunk sluts inside
11-17-2004, 05:41 PM
schuss

burning rhythm
pyrocity (pronounced pie-ross-it-ee)
Dek
Zorse
Shellshock
Electromofunkomaboogie
Disaster
Gnar
Schusstasm ;)
Piroxism
Paradyne
Shine
Flow
Jesusland

that's all I got for now.
11-17-2004, 05:45 PM
iceman

Quote:

Originally Posted by truth

Whitey's

Trigger

Merge

Tryst

Moar

Why won't you tell us what kind of music it will have?
11-17-2004, 05:49 PM
iceman

Quote:

Originally Posted by truth

Whitey's

WHITEY'S DANCE CLUB!!!!!

Ummmmm....somehow, I think not.
11-17-2004, 05:57 PM
Rippinsick

Eight Mile :fm:
11-17-2004, 06:18 PM
cmsummit

The Rhythm Room
The Rise
Motorheads
Bent Shafts
The Rotor Room
Fastbacks
The Joint
Classics
The Asylum

I give up. There's at least 40 potential names listed on these pages.
11-17-2004, 08:38 PM
Big Tim

The Garage
11-17-2004, 08:47 PM
Sublime

Muggers Mayhem

Don't park out of sight otherwise your shit will be gone.
11-17-2004, 09:00 PM
slim

The Curb and Gutter.
11-17-2004, 09:09 PM
Helicrackjnky

ELIXER
Biskit House
11-17-2004, 09:17 PM
Aldo

rust belt
TJ's Circle Brk
silvergnome
11-17-2004, 09:28 PM
DJSapp

Just looking for cool sounding things around the office and came up with these:

Terrazo
RCP
Pullbox
Bypass
Ellipse
The Hub
Access
CAT 980 (or whatever piece of heavy equipment best represents the club)
Memo

And some other idears

Club Nambla
STD
Beer Goggles
Morning regrets
Let's face it, she's just using you for drinks
Mom's Basement
11-17-2004, 11:50 PM
rip

how about picking a car name

mustang club
eldorado
'cuda
corvair
the edsel

...etc
11-18-2004, 12:34 AM
Crinkle

this thread rocks :fm:

I like Pacrim's ideas, TGR film names. kick ass

or how about :

BFD
stinky's
Bad Luck
Stablility
Crystal
Tip of my tounge
11-18-2004, 06:58 AM
gincognito

Amnesia

SaAaH (got a nice kinda get plastered, hook-up, and forget about it in the morning ring to it),
d.
11-18-2004, 07:13 AM
basom

Club Steaming Hot Carl

meth lab,or just Lab, or L.A.B. and never tell anyone what it stands for, that way you will generate "buzz", and he lives in Logan.

honestly, i would name my club Thelonious, and it would be known on the street as 'pigeon killers', or 'the pigeon death zone', the club would be lined with live raptors and there would be bound, dead pigeons in huge chickenwire cages on the dance floor. the whole place smells of rotting bird and sex. Sounds of regurgitating birds are pumped into the bathrooms. Its a very cool, very hip zone, that pigeon death zone.
11-18-2004, 07:27 AM
13

I love this thread!
11-18-2004, 07:38 AM
bad_roo

Quote:

Originally Posted by basom

pigeon death zone.

Nice. When I was a student I used to live in a top floor flat above a row of shops. My room had a roof light onto a flat roof, so I used to climb out of it, sit on the roof with my air gun and snipe the hell out of anything I fancied.

Across the way was a discount store and in summer they put a whole range of inflatables out the front - boats, lilos, inflatable turtles, rubber rings and so on. I shot 'em all. It was cool to watch them slowly deflating. Then I shot every single 99p football in their hopper. After that I tuned my attention to the takeaway three doors down. After clubbing, people would arrive at 'Hamburgerology' for a salmonella burger. I would draw a bead on the plastic ketchup bottle on the counter and as soon as somebody reached for it, I'd explode it all over them.

I shot all of the street lights out, one of them setting fire to the whole light pole as burning hot filament dripped down into the plastic lens, sending molten plastic onto a cop car below. The best thing to shoot, however, were the pigeons that roosted in the adjacent abandoned cinema. Before going into the cinema, they would often pause on a pitched roof along the row. This was my cue to instigate my own 'pigeon death zone.'

I'd wait until I saw a likely victim walking along the street and take one of the pigeons out with a clean head shot. The dead bird would then roll down the roof and plummet four storeys down to the pavement below. Hitting your target with the dead bird was the Holy Grail, but landing it at their feet was a close second. We had a local fox who did very well out of pigeon death zone.

I don't think the idea would work so well in a nightclub scenario though.
11-18-2004, 07:59 AM
A-wreck

o.k. I just read through four pages and we still don't know what kind or bar he is opening.

Names:

Blocks

Honestly though......a bar would be cool, by default, if it's name was

Wayne County

And I hope he plans on having assault/godfather at least once a week. Or else he might not be open very long.
11-18-2004, 07:59 AM
basom

http://www.angrywhelk.com/shinjuku/p...ath%20zone.jpg
11-18-2004, 08:09 AM
gonzo

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_roo

Nice. When I was a student I used to live in a top floor flat above a row of shops. My room had a roof light onto a flat roof, so I used to climb out of it, sit on the roof with my air gun and snipe the hell out of anything I fancied.

Across the way was a discount store and in summer they put a whole range of inflatables out the front - boats, lilos, inflatable turtles, rubber rings and so on. I shot 'em all. It was cool to watch them slowly deflating. Then I shot every single 99p football in their hopper. After that I tuned my attention to the takeaway three doors down. After clubbing, people would arrive at 'Hamburgerology' for a salmonella burger. I would draw a bead on the plastic ketchup bottle on the counter and as soon as somebody reached for it, I'd explode it all over them.

I shot all of the street lights out, one of them setting fire to the whole light pole as burning hot filament dripped down into the plastic lens, sending molten plastic onto a cop car below. The best thing to shoot, however, were the pigeons that roosted in the adjacent abandoned cinema. Before going into the cinema, they would often pause on a pitched roof along the row. This was my cue to instigate my own 'pigeon death zone.'

I'd wait until I saw a likely victim walking along the street and take one of the pigeons out with a clean head shot. The dead bird would then roll down the roof and plummet four storeys down to the pavement below. Hitting your target with the dead bird was the Holy Grail, but landing it at their feet was a close second. We had a local fox who did very well out of pigeon death zone.

I don't think the idea would work so well in a nightclub scenario though.

that is awesome.

How about "Spanish Pantalones"?
11-18-2004, 08:49 AM
13

Hey Roo, you'd be more than welcome to create a "hobo dance zone" at this new club.

Just shoot at their feet a la Charlie Sheen in Platoon and watch 'em go!

There's plenty of bums who'd be willing to do it for a quarter.

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