Larry, that office is unbefitting a gentleman with $650 shoes and a $20 a morning handjob on the train habit.
I suggest instead of spending all day writing down every detail of your life on TGR, you start looking for surroundings that are more in line with your impeccable breeding and sense of style, elegance and place in society.
(FYI my office is a total shithole with no windows, so I'm in no position to say anything)