Where is skiing headed??

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Originally Posted by you dumb fucks

In case you face fucked cretins don't get it the x-games were created by the corporate powers that be just to seperate you from any money you have left over from living your miserable wanna be lives. And you thought it was an outgrowth of your uniquness and rebellion against said powers. What a sad bunch of cunt-assed losers

ydf

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Yea you dumb fucks.

Powder

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Track????

Isn't that what a cop yells when he's frisking a junkie and sees needle marks?

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Originally Posted by Bob Barnes

I,m soory, I forgot the age bracket that is represented here at The Teton Gravity Research forums.



X-Games

The "X" ostensibly stands for "(e)xtreme" in this-recent-made-for-television competition that involves several other "adrenaline" sports including skiing, snowboarding, skydiving and many others. With poorly defined standards and emphasis on thrills rather than skills , perhaps a better name would be the "G(goofy)-Games." Of course, someone else may have a different opinion.

Perhapswith time, these events will mature to a level where top competitiors will be tempted to compete.

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Not sure if troll or not, However, just in case...

FUCK OFF BOB!

What makes the world great is that you can live and ski your way, and I can live and ski my way. You can have your friends and I can have mine. Go where your wanted :the_finge

Gapic Ski

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good point bob, but the real skier also is well enough prepared for regular safety meetings during the day...

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Nuthin says "Safety Meeting" like ZIPPO'' :D
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So that Summit1776 from above only has two posts....that's not the regular Summit here, no?

I'm joining the fuck off crowd but I don't think this is Bob Barnes....maybe some other disgruntled epicgaper however.

Not so sure about the generation gap. I know losers that are my own age too. I don't think it is exclusively an age related thing. However, when I am an old fart, I still hope to "drink to excess" and I promise to not attempt slopes that are above my ability.

I will rip the shit out of lines that are above my ability. Isn't that what makes us better?

Bob must be one of those tools that is all proud of himself cause he "didn't fall once today". He is the same dick that asks why I am all covered with snow in the lift line. There is more to life than groomers, gaper.

But hey, on the plus side. Without these gapers, our sport would die a quick death. Our broke asses wouldn't support it. So, ski on Bob. I'll be sure to squeeze out a juicy one as I pass you in the TRACK.

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Originally Posted by train07

So that Summit1776 from above only has two posts....that's not the regular Summit here, no?

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I guess I have fans.

This thread is pretty funny though.

Quotes from the gaper bible, sweet!

Gapers caught wind of this too....lol.

http://forums.epicski.com/showthread.php?t=20154

One idiot over there was convinced that this isn't the real Bob Barnes because these Direct Quotes weren't "Bobs writing style"......unbelievable levels of gaperness being exhibited there.

In a startling turn of events the real bob barnes called us out by saying,

Dec 17 -

Just caught this thread and the one at TGR. For the record, there are indeed two Bob Barnes's who teach skiing in Colorado, but I can assure you that neither of us is the lifeless troll who has plagiarized my posts under my name at TGR. I'm not amused. Get a life, troll--you haven't even fooled the TGR crowd.

Bob Barnes
Dec 19-
Come on, Mike--give him a break. He had to count all the way to 3 to comprehend your post! Try to use simpler mathematics if you want the TGR crew to follow along. You violated Rule #1 for Internet communication: never make a list longer than the average age--or the average IQ--of the audience. And, for TGR, make sure you use the word "Jong" in every post. Did you forget to do that? You're not exactly dealing with critical thinking skills or high reading comprehension levels over there.... But then, I guess I'm just stating the obvious too.

Ahh the attitude of a dickwad ski instructor, his radness can not be quantified.

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Originally Posted by powderhound

BOB BARNES YOU BITCH!!
http://forums.epicski.com/member.php...poster&t=19567

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Did you see his sig:

"discover the expert in you"

Oh my!! Think ol' bob has ever discovered that an expert was "in him"...?

That may be the best time to yell "track", btw, you know....if there's an expert in you.

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Originally Posted by YetiMan

Did you see his sig:

"discover the expert in you"

Oh my!! Think ol' bob has ever discovered that an expert was "in him"...?

That may be the best time to yell "track", btw, you know....if there's an expert in you.

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This just in! Insider information sez Bob's best ski partner, Neal, is, indeed, an expert.