Comin' to Save....the Motherfuckin' Day YEAH!
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant,stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies dont like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
An observation from a JONG
For a fella who whines and bitches a lot about the (and I quote) "liberal media," he sure does rely on a lot of information that comes from the media.
Aaaaand, what he says is nothing most of us haven't heard before from the mouths of fearful Americans in places terrorists likely won't even think about striking. Since, ya know, historically, most attacks have been on areas of high human density (planes, buildings, buses, etc.).
I just have one thing to say to people voting for a candidate based on fear of another terrorist attack: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself."