bump for tee shirt.
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*sniffle* it's bootiful.
any chance for a black tee?
edit: wow, look at that texture on the puddle.
i don't think cafepress offers black tees. i can do white.
kinda lame.
I hate to admit this, but google is no help. I have never done so many searches with "no result found". What is the origin of the angry whelk who spews bukkake death from above Shinjuku-style? I know the meaning of all the words, and I know he is large and angry and flies and spews bukkake death Shinjuku-style because of pollution and radiation, and I'm diggin' the whole thing, but where the fuck did it come from?
Tees are cool, base, can you do a non-"motherfucker" version so I can wear it around the house?
iceman. please. your talking shit about doing homework.... all you have to do is read this thread. this is the genisis.
and i will make a sfih (safe for icemang's house) version, for sure. anyone want a mousepad?
"daddy, what's a 'bukkake?'"Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Anything to do with "Demon City Shinjuku?" Some hot anime chiquitas in that one...
http://www.geocities.com/ikrichter/demon.htm
EDIT: Look, she's even eagerly, and somewhat shamefully, awaiting the bukkake death from above...
http://www.nichibeianime.com/cel-img...imgs/ds011.jpg
polution, electronics district, its all on the first page people. very straight forward.Quote:
Originally Posted by basom
That's fucking sweet. Nice work.Quote:
Originally Posted by basom
It's so extravagantly weird and cool that I figured it must have come from some Japanese cartoon or comic book or something.
Why don't you just flat-out fucking say:
"Icemang - it was Roo's idea."
...and leave it at that? :D You two should go into business together. So Roo, do much Acid as a kid, or were you just dropped repeatedly into slightly glowing sewage by your Nanny who was taking out her own personal form of revenge on the bourgeoisie?
i come from the sea, a deep and poluted cavern. This bad-roo, this basom; mearly discover what already exists. Now i have awake, now i make human pay with bukakke death. I come from above with warm puddle of spew, you no see me, and then you are drown.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Shinjuku, MOTHERFUCKER!
Something (his stony silence) tells me Glademaster isn't too enthused by this idea and is eagerly awaiting another idea to bail his no-doin'-yer-own-homework ass out...
Quote:
Originally Posted by glademaster
Your club had the first shot at this, just remember that bumpmaster.
This whelk is going places.
Damn. I'm fawking laughing so hard I'm crying right now. :D :D :D
Jeez people think I'm strange here.
This is what I came up with for bukakke, original in itself...
Bukakke
done and done.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
"Death From Above" is winging its way to Tooting even as we speak.
making bumper sticker now. hehehe, this is fun.
edit:
http://zoom.cafepress.com/7/5472617_zoom.jpg
whelk steeze here
One SFIH Tee and a couple of "Shinjuku, Motherfucker!" stickers heading my way.
Now I have to figure out where to put the stickers for maximum visibility...if they were cheaper I'd buy a hundred and put them all around D.C.
Must...resist...temptation...to register angrywhelk.com...
lets start a corperation!
register, we make web site, we rule the world.
Sounds like a plan.
If we have any competitors we can bring death from above from a warm puddle of spew.
and then they are drown!
The bear is killing me. Nice work, Base.
the domain is mine
soon we will control the world
with our awesome snot.
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall.../11712/fm1.gif http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall.../11712/fm1.gif http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall.../11712/fm1.gif http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall.../11712/fm1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by 365wp
Run it over, run them out
Knock your block, or tearing your doubt
Move on corners, move around
Talk no talk, breaking you down
We are a corporation
We are a company
We cut high, but we're cuttin high anyway (?)
We are your mother's father
We are your fighter friend
It never started and it wont end
Broken faces, burnt and bent
Deal off (??)
Ride on nothin', ride your head
Got no fear, sayin' not said
We are a population
We are a factory
We don't do, but we never did anyway
We are your mother's father
We are your fighter friend
It never started and it wont end
yeah the bear is mint, eh ice?
Wicked mint.
commercialism
bring attention to whelk's plight
someday: Peace. NOW: SPEW!!!
i'm impressed that hte whelk can write with the 5-7-5.
well, he's japanese, so i guess it makes sense.
CRACKER! don't doubt whelkQuote:
Originally Posted by basom
powers is much besides spew
you don't want find out!
i think i created a monster.
you forgot to add Shinjuku, MOTHERFUCKER!
Bear?
What fucking bear? :confused:
BWAHAHAHAHAH!Quote:
Originally Posted by basom
I think I just bukkaked in my pants
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by basom
sweet. so what do we have to do yo put content up???
this is all i see.
When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "I come from above with warm puddle of spew!" I looked, and there before me was an angry whelk! It was named Shinjuku, and Hades was following close behind him. It was given power over a fourth of the earth to destroy by Bukakke, and drown the wild beasts of the earth in its pud.
Revelation
http://www.tetongravity.com/usergall.../11712/fm1.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Viva
Thus it was written.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viva
We gotta get some content up there. Who's able to host it?
I hereby nominate Samuel L. Jackson to be the voice of the Angry Whelk in any whelk TV or movie spinoffs.
"Shinjuku Motherfucker, do you speak it?"