Sink peeing

I have a friend who indoor drunk pees like the guy above. A group of us were staying in a cabin for a few nights in the Balsams (in New Hampshire). 3:00am rolls along and we all start to fall asleep. About 20 minutes later the kid gets up and bumbles over towards the wood stove. He starts peeing on the wall next to the stove about 4 feet from my head.

"Eric, are you pissing? Are you pissing bro?"
"No. Don't worry about it. Just go back to sleep".
*Everyone in the cabin chokes back hysterical tears of laughter*

We turned on the lights and for sure he'd pissed a river down the wall and made a huge puddle. It turned out he wasn't completely retarded, he was actually aiming for a small rubbermaid trash can and just had the wrong angle, therefore peeing directly into the wall.

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Originally Posted by lobstahmeatwad

whoa dood. Was that here?

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Yea, good old Langford (Wangford) dorm. I saw that the basement of the all guys dorm had rooms like twice the size of anywhere else, and there was only like 20 people living down there, so I figured it would be a sweet setup. I forgot to consider the kind of guys that would fill the all guys dorm.

One night I went into the bathroom to take a piss. I saw a friend of mine was at the sink washing his hands, so I said hi. Then the RA bursts through the door, screaming that he knows we're smoking pot in the bathroom, and writes us up. Yea, I'd really choose the safety of the bathroom over my room. :fuckyou:


We started fucking with him a little after that, but it really became game on after the RA got one of his friends from another dorm to come into my room and punch my roommate in the face while we were both sleeping. Guy was a pussy though, he had all the time in the world to line up a perfect suckerpunch, and when he finally nailed my roommate in the lip, he didn't even give him a fat lip. We caught up to him in the hall, and got some good punches in, but he finally got away from us and into a waiting car outside. Pretty sure I broke one of the fucker's ribs though.


One of the funnier pranks was when another RA broke into the dick RA's truck in the middle of the night, and filled the entire cab, up to the windows, with snow.


Good times.

The only time I ever pissed without knowing what I was doing was after eating a couple of disco biscuits in Vegas. The last thing I remember was walking into the Aladdin. Then I was pissing off the curb outside the baggage carousels at SFO without noticing the hundreds of people around me while my gf was inside picking up our bags. Luckily, my buds picking us up pulled up mid-whiz and threw me in the car before I got arrested.

There's something oddly satisfying about peeing in a sink. Plus it saves water.

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Originally Posted by splat

The only time I ever pissed without knowing what I was doing was after eating a couple of disco biscuits in Vegas. The last thing I remember was walking into the Aladdin. Then I was pissing off the curb outside the baggage carousels at SFO without noticing the hundreds of people around me while my gf was inside picking up our bags. Luckily, my buds picking us up pulled up mid-whiz and threw me in the car before I got arrested.

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LOL.

Good4nothing pissed into the fake trees INSIDE The Wynn. hahahahha

In college two of my friends from home came up to visit me. We had a raging party at my house, complete with bottle rocket races (whoever holds on the longest wins) in mid February on a 10 below night.

Anywho we all sacked out, my friends from home and some other people all slept in the living room. The next morning my friends from home and I get up at the butt crack of dawn to go skiing. We get home that evening and one of my roommates pulls me aside to let me know that the night before one of my friends was spotted taking a Niagara level piss into a garbage can in the middle of the night. I'm thinking no big deal. Turns out it was our wicker trash can in the middle of the living room, fuck.

So I just flat out asked my friend (who I've known since age 3 and is really honest). No recollection whatsoever, kid felt like shit.

Roommate and I used to routinely piss into our sink in college. Bathroom was a good 50 feet down the hall. Too far when you're drunk. It started as mostly a drunk thing, then migrated a bit to being a sober thing. It was mostly me doing it sober though. Turn on the tap and pee into the draining puddle. Choke it slightly if you have the presence of mind. Doesn't splatter that much.

One of my buddies living in the dorms after I moved out had his laptop pissed on. It was like 3am and their door wasn't locked. Random kid who lived next door or two doors down came into the room, super drunk. Buddy thought it was his roommate. Roommate thought it was my buddy. Kid pisses on the laptop. They interrupt him midstream. Laptop was toast. I think he got the data though, not sure. Kid paid for it, obviously.

Another friend was spending the night at his GF's place, piss drunk. In the middle of the night he's up and rooting through her walk-in closet.
GF: "What're you doing?"
Friend: "I'm looking for a good spot!"
GF: "What!?!?"
Friend: "Nevermind."

Housemate pissed in the drawer under his bed one time. After he somehow pulled the clothes out while completely incoherent.

One housemate used to be seen changing the sheets and scrubbing his mattress every other Saturday or Sunday morning junior year.





Then there's the guy who shit on the floor in my housemate's room at 2:45am, and then ran from the house, after leaving a shit handstreak on the floor and tracking human feces into the carpet down the hall and stairs, but that's another story.

I walked in a mens room and found a drunk bitch pissing in the sink. When I found out the one toilet was clogged, I waited for her to gather herself together and then I proceeded to pee in the sink. I don't think it was a good day for the janitor

Got so hammered on everclear jungle juice one night at a house party that me and my friends (who had been pissing in the middle of their yard all night) decided it would be a great idea to stand in a circle and play swords with our piss streams. I was so drunk that I forgot what we were doing half way through and just pissed a direct stream onto my friend's shoe as a whirlwind of piss showered my pants. After he noticed I was pissing on his now drenched cloth shoe he just stared at it and was too drunk to move it or do anything other than say "Dude, belgian, you're pissing right onto my fucking shoe!" in response I continued to piss on his shoe with little reaction. He then began pissing directly onto one of my shoes without moving his foot out of my stream. Neither of us did anything but yell at the other to stop pissing on our shoe until we were both drained.

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Originally Posted by SCUTSKI

Another friend was spending the night at his GF's place, piss drunk. In the middle of the night he's up and rooting through her walk-in closet.
GF: "What're you doing?"
Friend: "I'm looking for a good spot!"
GF: "What!?!?"
Friend: "Nevermind."

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This happened to me almost word for word a few months ago. Woke up just shithammered and had to piss like crazy, had no clue what was going on due to a combination of alcohol abuse and it being 4am and I was still mostly asleep. Managed to get out of bed and pull all of the posters off of one of the walls in an attempt to prepare the wall for the onslaught it was about to receive.

Girlfriend finally rolls over and asks "What the fuck are you doing to our posters at 4am?!"
Me: "Trying to make a space for... for..."
GF: "FOR WHAT?!"
Me, now semi-lucid: "Shit, nothing"

Had she not rolled over I would have drenched the bedroom wall 3 feet from the bed.


Drinking is awesome.

Partied all night with about 100 rodeo cowboys and cowgirls on the Fourth in a small bar in Taylorsville (pop. 54) up by Mt. Lassen. Everyone was hammered but especially one weird little guy who we had pegged for a gay Russian mime who looked strikingly like Mr. Bean. He was hanging on the cowboys and they were kinda freaked. I was drinking at the bar with my friend who worked there when I saw the guy pissing on the wall and people coats and women's purses that were piled there.

Everyone started hollering at him to use the bathroom ten steps away but he just kept pissing with one arm up on that wall to keep himself from falling down. Pretty soon everyone stopped dancing and there was a semi-circle of people just watching this fukker and it became like some kind bizzarro theatre when the dude turned around and looked at everyone looking at him and then he just kept pissing away. He was politely shown the door. I couldn't believe those cowboys didn't mop the floor with that dude. And I mean dude in the cowboy sense.

Not sure how this went from a pissing in sinks thread to a pissing thread but here goes...A few of us including unnamed luker mag were up camping and got shit faced playing cards. Later that night in the tent I woke up to a noise and lurker mag was pissing on the back wall. I yell what the f are you doing and he says what, I am peeing out the door! Thankfully we were car camping and I was on a cot. I just pulled all my stuff up off the floor....he slept in it.

Not as elaborate as many of these stories but one of the funniest things I saw at college was a drunk frat boy attempting to piss on the lawn outside the party. Dude was so trashed he had no balance to stand up fully, so he started peeing bent over, then went into a lineman's 3-point stance, finished pissing and fell forward into his piss and passed out. I've gotten pretty fucked up, and done some stupid things but I've never passed out and fallen into my own puddle of piss.

This thread is a riot. We had a bar in our house in college that was often completely jammed after hours, so the only option if you were standing behind it, was to pee in the sink. It was on the backside of the bar, so you'd be facing the entire party while going. First time I saw it, I started howling, as this friend is just standing there peeing into the sink, while carrying on a conversation with this hot chick. He just leaned forward and had his hands on the bar and let'er go and she was completely oblivious. It added a real sense of adventure to peeing, trolling while toiling...

The one I've tried, but never pulled off successfully... I have a friend in college who would often get up to pee in the middle of the night after drinking, especially when we were out camping while on climbing, caving, or skiing trips. I also used to be a "carbide caver".... so I'd have carbide along with me.

Now when you combine water and carbide it makes acetylene and lime. And as you may know, acetylene is flammable. Sometimes, if you have really fresh carbide, and you get it really wet, it bursts into flame automagically... spontaneously ignites they call it. We would occasionally throw the stuff into snow, and have flaming snow.

So at some of the bigger caving parties, I'd find the tree closest to this guys tent, and throw some carbide along it.. hoping he'd piss on it, and it would self ignite and freak him the fuck out.

Most we ever got was a steaming hissing pile of carbide releasing acetylene... no flame yet. The goal continues....


(for fun we'd drop a chunk of carbide into water in a beer bottle and light that... flaming beer bottles are cool.... until they go out and someone thinks it might be a partially drank empty... )

I had a friend in college that would errantly piss everytime he got drunk.

1) backpack
2) sock drawer
3) bed

First Beers in the shower now Pissing in the sink!! This place is Full of great ideas!

Nothing compares to the piss in sink after a night out
or my personal favourite
the forest shit also dubbed the epiphany shit.

Had a few solid sink pisses yesterday. I found out that the utility sink in my garage is the perfect height for ergonomical sink pissing. I am thinking of adding a ball rest.

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Originally Posted by commonlaw

Had a few solid sink pisses yesterday. I found out that the utility sink in my garage is the perfect height for ergonomical sink pissing. I am thinking of adding a ball rest.

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What's wrong with the top of your buddy's head?

thats a genius idea, but does beg the question which scalp would feel best on the bean purse bald, afro or straight hair or possibly the monk cut?

my buddy woke up in jail. he was 19, smelled like piss and wearing the orange jumpsuit. the night before, unbeknownst to him, he passed out in a nice family's front yard and got dragged to jail. upon checking out, they hand him a ziplock bag with all his stuff in it, which is, of course, covered in stinking warm urine. he puts on his own clothes, stumbles out into the light of day and reaches in his pockets to find both his bag of weed and his fake ID. the police report states, "the subject had drenched himself in his own urine, we did not search"

The cool porcelain feels so nice in the summer.

In my frat there was this deusch who owed me money for about two years at the time, amoungst other offences.

None the less some of the meatheads in my house kicked his door in. Me and my other buddy took it upon us to party in his room all night with our recent 30 pack of Busch light purchase. Needless to say we never left his room to take a piss. His tupperware dresser drawers got filled with small lakes, sofa drenched, clothes, etc.

Mind you this dirty fucker had pissed himself once while drunk and decided to throw his piss clothes in the drier and then wear them again. hehe

I am so proud of myself. I have been remodeling the future mother-in-law's kitchen. Last weekend, I got the brand spanking new sink installed and immediately christened it with 5 liver-filtered Zywiec. Being able to add a flagship micturition to my resume is deeply satisfying.

i once went into the men's room at a bar and saw some old dude washing his dentures in the sink

it made me wince

it still makes me wince

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Originally Posted by highangle

i once went into the men's room at a bar and saw some old dude washing his dentures in the sink

it made me wince

it still makes me wince

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Was he trying to get the yellow out of them?

No sink needed.

http://www.doingitwrong.com/wrong/2744_foto1.jpg

In college, I lived in a long, skinny apartment in an old building downtown. My room was at one end and the bathroom was at the other. Not only was it a long walk for a lazy drunk, but it was dark as fuck, so I got into a habit of pissing out a window onto the roof of the neighboring building a couple stories below. Unfortunately, the windows in my room were sealed shut, so I had to go out to the living room to do it. In the dead of night, that typically wasn't an issue.

One night I'm good and drunk and messing around with a girl I was sort of seeing. We're well on our way when I realize I gotta piss...bad. I jump up and run out to the living room to use the window. Right in the middle of my relief, my roommate and his prude girlfriend walk through the front door (which opened into the opposite end of the well-lit living room). There I was standing totally naked, sporting full wood and taking a piss. I was too focused on the task (and too drunk) to really react. All I could do was look back, laugh and say "yooooo".

pissing in a sink? fucking rookies. Shit in an oven, then you'll be pro.

It's certainly been done.


oven shitting really made me laugh, baked shit.

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Originally Posted by bagtagley

All I could do was look back, laugh and say "yooooo".

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I have no idea what that means, but I'm picturing it and it's making me laugh too.

roommate in college pissed into an empty listerine bottle on the sink. Then woke up the next morning just in time to tell our other roommate that it wasn't listerine.

Pissing stories are pretty classy.

In college I had a great night of drinking (read blacked-out). My bed at the time was elevated about 5 feet above the floor. I decided to pee in the middle of the night. Climbed down the loft, climbed up the dresser (about 4 feet tall) and proceed to pee on the wall. Apparently my GF woke up and asked what I was doing. This did not even cause me to think twice about what I was doing.

Next morning she asked me about my late night tank draining. My excuse, "Better than pissing the bed." She did not find the funny in this...

I new I had to save this special occasion for a special thread and this I think is it! I love sink peeing almost as much as I love peeing in bottles beside my bed when I'm smashed and.....100 jong filled posts bitches!!!

I was in college at this bar with my buddy and we both decide to go outside the bar to take a piss. So we both walk outside and I'm like "Yo I'm gonna go piss behind the trash can. My friend was like "fuck this place" and whup his cock out and starts pissing on the door of the bar. It just so happened that Johnny Law was on foot patrol and rounded the corner at the same time my boy is pissing on the door. I'm all posted up behind the trash and watch my boy get cuffed up.

So then I walk by and I'm like "I told you know to piss on that door" and then start laughing at my friend. Then the cop goes "let me see your id" to me. I am like "why I didn't do anything", cop says yeah but you sure don't look 21 to me. And i will be damned if i didn't have a Budweiser in my hand. Then my boy goes "yeah and I told you not to bring that beer outside!" End result = cops 2, us 0.

During my freshman year living in halls I regularly pissed in my sink. Its not like I'm lazy but the toilet was at the end of the hall. Needless to say I got through quite a few toothbrushes after remembering that I had pissed all over it the night before. Fun times.

Shame on the OP for not labeling this thread NSFW...

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Originally Posted by JayPowHound

Shame on the OP for not labeling this thread NSFW...

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What did you expect from a thread titled as it is? The OP isn´t responsible for pictures posted by other users, the only one responsible for clicking this thread is you. So however much you really didn´t expect girls pissing in sinks or drunks lying on their backs pissing wherever the wind takes it, the thread title should´ve warned you. Since you´re able to type, I´m going to assume you can read.

Would you click a thread at work titled "Big fucking tits wrapped in bacon", not labeled NSFW and expect it to be safe for work? If so, you´re a fucking retard JONG. :the_finge

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Originally Posted by leroy jenkins

Yea, good old Langford (Wangford) dorm. I saw that the basement of the all guys dorm had rooms like twice the size of anywhere else, and there was only like 20 people living down there, so I figured it would be a sweet setup. I forgot to consider the kind of guys that would fill the all guys dorm.

One night I went into the bathroom to take a piss. I saw a friend of mine was at the sink washing his hands, so I said hi. Then the RA bursts through the door, screaming that he knows we're smoking pot in the bathroom, and writes us up. Yea, I'd really choose the safety of the bathroom over my room. :fuckyou:

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All good dude, I got evicted from Roskie of all places. You have to smoke some mad bud for that to happen. Any good stories from that place were forgotten by morn' unfortunatly/fortunatly.

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Originally Posted by arild

What did you expect from a thread titled as it is? The OP isn´t responsible for pictures posted by other users, the only one responsible for clicking this thread is you. So however much you really didn´t expect girls pissing in sinks or drunks lying on their backs pissing wherever the wind takes it, the thread title should´ve warned you. Since you´re able to type, I´m going to assume you can read.

Would you click a thread at work titled "Big fucking tits wrapped in bacon", not labeled NSFW and expect it to be safe for work? If so, you´re a fucking retard JONG. :the_finge

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You've got me all wrong, my friend. Shame on him for not labeling it NSFW so that better pics could have been posted... (like, by me for example) I don't think there is any actual NSFW style nudity here, and there shouldn't be without that in the title. I think it should be labeled in the title so that there can be MORE pussy. :eek: