Random Thank You Topic

Tyrone - I made the mistake of taking a sip of water immediately before reading your post. It came out my nose, and I had to fake a coughing fit so my coworkers don't know I'm goofing off.

I swear... my coworkers always ask me if I'm feeling alright because I seem to have a fair amount of coughing fits in the office. They also think I have a drinking problem because I usually blame the coughing on drinking water and having the water go down the wrong pipe. This time, it went up the wrong pipe...

Man ... as a hopelessly single dude, this post gives me both hope and makes me more frusterated....

Any single maggettes wanna help out? I'm relatively free of the lice since I've removed most of my body hair, and my mom says I'm not fat, just big-boned. Warning: you should have a fairly numb nose with little or no sense of smell. Sure, I could fix things in my own way, but them Reno-area brothels get really expensive, and they won't let me back in since "The Incident." Are you as big of a Trekkie and a sci-fi fan as me? Send me an email: I_eat_beetles_for_snacks@introverted-creepy-geek.org. I'll be sitting at home in my tighty-whities, eating Cheetoes and checking my email every 60 to 90 seconds.

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Originally posted by LAN
Ahhhh marriage. :)

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight......

freak- That is a FUCKING AWESOME shot!

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Originally posted by lemon boy
freak- That is a FUCKING AWESOME shot!

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Thanks mang. That line is super fun. You can't see it, but you come in from lookers right up top and then funnel down towards Cukoos Nest rock. The fall line is all funky so she is lining up the straightline through there.

Shred-Betty for sure :D

I have to say that I'm envious of any skier that finds a woman that can hang on the slopes. To share powder turns with my girl is one of my life's greatest ambitions.

Of all the women I've dated,only 3 could ski worth a damn.I trained one for 4 years only to split up with her by the time she figured out how to ski powder.The next one was this 5' of dynamite French Canadian chick who was the best skier of the lot,but had a cocaine/drinking problem.When ski season was over so were we! And the last was smart,expert mtn biker,decent tele skier,that took anti-depressant medication because she was emotionally disturbed,but still smoked pot 10x a day & drank heavily,BAD COMBO!Same deal,as soon as the season was over,so were we.

This is one of the topics in my book.ALL I want is an attractive,athletic,sexual,semi-emotionally balanced woman that skis at the black level. I know what I want & refuse to settle.My friends say I have insane requirements & I better get used to the fact that I'm never getting married.I personally rate my chances at slightly better than winning the powerball lottery 3x a week!
But I refused to be jaded about the whole affair!Thanx for giving the rset of us hope!

I'm not going to say its easy to find a rippin' woman, but they're out there. My wife is a very good skier. Prolly better than me technically, but I've got those things hangin' between my legs so I'll charge a little harder than her. I don't have any real advice besides saying that there's one out there for you freshie, now, whether or not she can put up w/ you is a different story. :D

I heart snowjob. Seriously.

The fact that I taught her how to ski, and now she's almost able to hang with the kirkweeders (on a slow day) blows my mind. Now she's pissed that I bought the bromodel and she doesn't have new skis (yet). She's been my pillar of support through college and now with moving into a career. She rocks, and to all of those out there that want a ripping girl, just find one that likes outdoor things. Teach her. Make your friends jelous.

I've tried the teaching them route,too much of an investment of time,& trouble brews while I'm away skiing.In my book I write,

"Skiing is my Therapy,my drug of choice,& to women I've dated that don't ski,It's my Mistress!!!

I'd prefer one right out of the box ,no assembly required!

yep...girls who rip and who are just as stoked as you for winter to come rule:D

Cool to hear all the stories about the Mrs out there. Mrs Comish and I have been best friends for 12 years. Took her a while to realize it was a good idea to move from best friends to a couple. I'm stoked to have a woman who digs skiing, surfing, and exploring the world. Enabled me to live in Yurp, is currently my Sugar Mama, and told me this afternoon that I had to take advantage of the waves and go surf leaving her solo. Definitely stoked.

First time it dawned on me that I might realize every skiers dream of rippin Pow with their lady was a day many years ago at Alpine. It was a typical Tahoe 5 footer storm. In line at Summit 6 early. Get to the top and I yell, see you around noon. (she knew the no friends on pow day rule)

I cruise into the line after an amazing face shot run and get immediately on the chair without looking back. As my chair is attaching to the cable I notice Mrs. Comish just sliding into the maze. I was like wholy chit, she must have been right behing me. :D

OMG, this thread is too cool. I have been away too long. Maggots rock!

/end drunk post