tuffy's also very devious and good at alias creation. Peeple kan fayk badd spelun, ya noe?Quote:
Originally posted by yogachik
tuffy can spell.
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tuffy's also very devious and good at alias creation. Peeple kan fayk badd spelun, ya noe?Quote:
Originally posted by yogachik
tuffy can spell.
I like the use of the Ned Flanders type anger phrases; heck, darn, very in character.
Are you team leader, or just assistant (to the) regional manager?
Respect to JayFrizzo who called Mrs phUnk to ask her what I wore to work today so he could use that info to strengthen an otherwise obvious alias appearance in this thread.
Except Mrs phUnk told him nothing, then ratted him out when I had lunch with her today. :D
I rule. JayFrizzo drools.
Kisses,
phUnk
Booo. I just called her to congratulate, but she still played dumb.
Further strengthening the idea that she has no sense of humor (made quite solid by the fact that she didn't laugh at Winebago Man nor The Family Guy.)
AKPM wants to come to your workplace and fuck some idiots too.
And then called me and laughed her ass off about it. :DQuote:
Originally posted by jayfrizzo
Booo. I just called her to congratulate, but she still played dumb.
I dare say you got "served."
It was *my* idea. And I didn't do anything foolish other than assume she'd take the ball and do something funny.Quote:
Originally posted by phUnk
And then called me and laughed her ass off about it. :D
I dare say you got "served."
Verdict: Kinda funny, but still gat.
Quote:
Originally posted by phUnk
And then called me and laughed her ass off about it. :D
I dare say you got "served."
And you poke fun at the mormons...HA!
What does 'gat' mean, other than firearm?
its some kind of weird manatee slangQuote:
Originally posted by homerjay
What does 'gat' mean, other than firearm?
for "gay."Quote:
Originally posted by Crinkle
its some kind of weird manatee slang
Nobody likes a sore loser.Quote:
Originally posted by jayfrizzo
It was *my* idea. And I didn't do anything foolish other than assume she'd take the ball and do something funny.
Verdict: Kinda funny, but still gat.
Don't I get any points?
No. We are feeling very parsimonious in that regard today.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Don't I get any points?
Searched and verified, Buster +1.Quote:
Originally posted by Buster Highmen
parsimonious
5 syllables and I only get 1 point. You Republican reprobate.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Searched and verified, Buster +1.
Another one! Also searched and verified.Quote:
Originally posted by Buster Highmen
reprobate.
Watch out, fellas, he's makin' a move!
Parsimony strikes again.Quote:
Originally posted by Buster Highmen
5 syllables and I only get 1 point.
Your abject lack of pulchritude doesn't make up for my crankiness, so stick it.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
Another one! Also searched and verified.
Watch out, fellas, he's makin' a move!
And I thought I was purty.
All you got out of that was pulchritude, but still it's +1.
You chicken shit poltroon! C'mon, step up to the philological plate.
was Sesame Street brought to you by the letter "P" today?
holy crap! how have I missed this thread? no wonder I've been bored. Good stuff. Carry on.
word.Quote:
Originally posted by InspectorGadget
Call it whatever you will, but the management of others is adult daycare!!!
THAT'S IT!!! Faking brilliant The new line of Mag Wear. "Spancered" You know, Like Juicy with writing on your ass and shit.Quote:
Originally posted by phUnk
I always wear my "Spancered" warmup jacket at work.
Faker.
Sounds like you forgot to bring the I-pod cranked to 11, the speakerphone cranked to 11 and the children below 11 to run around the office to assure maximum productivity.Quote:
Originally posted by PNWbrit
Personal calls - check (cell and desk phones - check, check)
Personal issues brought to work place - check
Tearful outbursts - check
Slammed phones - check (and doors check)
Collective PMS - check (even some male employees - check)
$50 a day Starbucks habit - check
Atkins diet obsessives - check
Inability to operate anything more complicated than light switch - check
Yuppie gym/yoga/pilates addicts - check
Middle age crisis victims hitting on young female staff - check
10 minutes late in morning - 10 minutes early in afternoon - check, check
Roger, we are cleared for another day in the office
From my cubicle hell calender>
A Large Steel column next to my cubicle had a sharp spur sticking out from the side. The site supervisor came over with a worker, pointed to the pole and said, "That's really sharp and could hurt someone. I want it filed down." The worker reached out and touched it and said "Ouch!" just as the superivsor yelled "Don't touch it!" When the worker looked at the blood welling up, the supervisor said."Wow that is sharp." and reached out and touched it. "Ouch!" he said, stuck his finger in his mouth and walked away with the worker.
Five minutes later, the worker came back with an underling. "That's what needs to be filed down," he said "It's really sharp." The underling reached out and touched it."OW!" he yelped and yanked his finger away.
Fortunately, he filed it down before anyone else could verify how sharp it was.
Just for that I'm not gonna post on this thread!Quote:
Originally posted by bad_roo
AKPM wants to come to your workplace and fuck some idiots too.
anything of value anyway
You never had me worried you wouldn'tQuote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
anything of value anyway
NSR?