Thats my new baby girl, thank you !Quote:
Originally posted by The AD
Nice avatar there 2stix!
Her uncle already bought her skis and she is only a week old!
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Thats my new baby girl, thank you !Quote:
Originally posted by The AD
Nice avatar there 2stix!
Her uncle already bought her skis and she is only a week old!
2stix...that is awesome!! And congrats to you.
Sprite
It get's better...here's a part of the abstract that I didn't post earlier:Quote:
Originally posted by Buster Highmen
Oh GOD!
I think I'll write a grant proposal.
Think of it: A study of the psychological impact on rat pups of artificial nipples!
Finally, my own article in NATURE! A NOBEL!!! WooHoooooo!!!!
The rat pups refused to suck on the artificial nipple on postnatal day 14 or day 18 thus negative sucking pressure had to be calculated by regression analysis....
Tanx Sprite!
Its been the best week of my life so far!
Did they use a Kalman Filter to predict the proper nipple pressure? Is there a Fields Prize in the offing?Quote:
Originally posted by Viva
It get's better...here's a part of the abstract that I didn't post earlier:
The rat pups refused to suck on the artificial nipple on postnatal day 14 or day 18 thus negative sucking pressure had to be calculated by regression analysis....
Never, ever underestimate the power of Linear Algebra!
Men can lactate, but typically only under unusual circumstances such as a pituitary tumor (and one that affects the lactotroph cells of the pit.), hormonal therapy, etc. I don't know what men lactate, but I think it's pretty similar to, if not, sweat.Quote:
Originally posted by snowsprite
I have never heard of a dude lactating...but I suppose anything's possible.
I don't know the medical name for this condition.
But looks like roast beef.Quote:
Originally posted by The AD
And placenta tastes just like chicken.
Awww, c'mon, it looks like liver.Quote:
Originally posted by Beaver
But looks like roast beef.
this woman is not kidding
http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/milkmen.htm
See?
And you people think I'm so full of shit.
Well, you're right. I am full of shit. But it's the lack of milk tat really worries me. And my failure at breeding high speed yaks to develop skiing in Aframistan, Nipal and Pankakistan.
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cecil disagrees from the straight dope, the classics:
Dear Cecil:
Is there any mammalian species where the males breastfeed the young? The reason I ask is that the external mammary features of males of the homo sapiens might be a vestige from a time when men actively participated in childrearing. Needless to say, if men once had milk-producing capability this would have far-reaching socio-sexuo-political ramifications, to say nothing of the gossip value. --Genuinely Concerned, Washington, D.C.
Cecil replies:
Sorry to put the kibosh on this idea, Gene, which exhibits the sort of deranged inspiration Cecil loves, but as far as anybody can tell, there is not now and never has been a mammalian species in which the males suckle their young. You bring up an interesting subject, though, and one that confirms one of my pet epistemological theories, namely, that for any conceivable question, no matter how bizarre, there is some twisted genius somewhere who has devoted his life to researching the answer. Just so with male lactation. The genius in this case is one Martin Daly, a psychology professor at McMaster University in Canada. In 1977 he wrote a monograph entitled "Why Don't Male Mammals Lactate?" which I commend to all serious students of the subject.
Daly notes that there is nothing about male physiology that "appears to present an insurmountable barrier to the evolution of male lactation." In fact, there are a couple cases on record in which elderly men treated with estrogen for prostate cancer were induced to lactate. The reason lactation hasn't evolved naturally, Daly thinks, has to do mostly with the way male/female roles among mammals have developed. Males don't make much "parental investment" in their offspring--that is, they don't spend much time with them like mama mammals do. Instead, to put it bluntly, the males spend all their time trying to score. This evidently is the most efficient way to perpetuate the species, which should be comforting news for all you guys trying to romance bimbos in the local bistros.
Interestingly, there are some non-mammalian species in which the males do suckle their young, notably pigeons and doves, who feed their babies "crop milk," which is vaguely similar to human breast milk. And who knows, what with the Mr. Mom scenario becoming more common, we ultramacho he-men may yet find ourselves in the restaurant business. I personally am not looking forward to this--hell, I'm still trying to warm up to the the idea of changing diapers--but since it's probably 75 jillion years down the road at the earliest, I've got a while to get used to it.
--CECIL ADAMS
Mansier
(did I stump you all with this one? Come on now...think)
Isn't that what Cletus had to wear all last spring?
I have a friend that can do it, if you want, I'll put him in touch with you, I don't want to know about it any further than that though.
http://www.jennaworld.com/m03%20biker%20joe.jpgQuote:
Originally posted by Telephil
I have a friend that can do it, if you want, I'll put him in touch with you, I don't want to know about it any further than that though.
I hope these kids from Wisconsin take their project to the next level, so that the world may at last have the answer to that eternal question: "What does rat cheese taste like anyway?"
Hope he took something for that.Quote:
Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
I dunno, B, but I had a friend in high school who could squirt liquid out of his nipples on the people sitting in front of him.
Hope this helps,
R
Oh yes, it's possible. It can actually be an unfortunate side effect of a medication called Risperdal, or risperdone. In males, the increased prolactin levels caused by this medication can cause gynecomastia (enlarged and hardened breast tissue), loss of sex drive, hypogonadism (shrinking testes), leaking nipples, erectile dysfunction, and other undesirable effects.Quote:
Originally posted by snowsprite
I have never heard of a dude lactating...but I suppose anything's possible.
In females, the drug side effects with the breasts are much the same but with loss of normal periods, infertility, and osteoporosis.
Sure, the patients may feel more mentally stable but what an unnecessary price to pay. There are much better choices in this "atypical" class of drugs, including quetiapine and aripiprazole.
Oh yeah? :Quote:
Originally posted by TheDruggist
Oh yes, it's possible. It can actually be an unfortunate side effect of a medication called Risperdal, or risperdone. In males, the increased prolactin levels caused by this medication can cause gynecomastia (enlarged and hardened breast tissue), loss of sex drive, hypogonadism (shrinking testes), leaking nipples, erectile dysfunction, and other undesirable effects.
In females, the drug side effects with the breasts are much the same but with loss of normal periods, infertility, and osteoporosis.
Sure, the patients may feel more mentally stable but what an unnecessary price to pay. There are much better choices in this "atypical" class of drugs, including quetiapine and aripiprazole.
http://www.jennaworld.com/m03%20biker%20joe.jpg