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Well she's moving back to norway on the 27thQuote:
Originally posted by Telenater
Slow pitch in the title....
At risk of being too serious... Are you sure it's a booty call that you're interested in? Your previous post regarding this lady seem to indicate a deeper interest
But, what do I know?
Nevermind, just being bitter again...
Best of luck AKPM!
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Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Well she's moving back to norway on the 27th
All throw some advice into the pot. I scored a chick my current gf that is way hotter then I am just on some simple things.
Since you are going fishing together then it's a start. Have some fish ready to be cooked at your house just in case you guys get skunked. But don't have it prepared just have everything you need to cook it good. Look up my thread they had some killer ideas that were simple. Offer to cook her a simple lunch nothing to fancy, make sure you offer her a selection of boose. Wine tastes like ass, maybe a Mike's hard whatever would suit her better. Throw on some music that she likes not you your job is just to pretend you like it.
Follow yogachick's advice ask her questions to the topics she seems most interested about. I know this is a little to late but chicks dig the mysterious guy. The less she knows about you the better.
For you I would recommend beating off twice or until it stops working.
Make sure you say things like "Wow you look really pretty in _____ " and "I really like your ____"
Just in case you do get a piece of ass just remember the collar bone is where it's at.
And whatever you do, do NOT under any circumstances say the words "thank you" after you're done.Quote:
Originally posted by Sublime
Just in case you do get a piece of ass just remember the collar bone is where it's at.
it's really interesting that a bunch of people with the same problems can give advice to others. haha, it really cracks me up how everybody thinks they know something. but, not really.
Hiding the evidence is key.Quote:
Originally posted by 13
Since this is AKPM, I recommend you follow this advice twice.
Don't forget to hide the evidence. ;)
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then I highly suggest busting out some lines in her native tongue. You do that, and you'll get her native tongue!Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Well she's moving back to norway on the 27th
In addition to my previous lines, try these:
Du er so vakker= you are so beautiful
vil du dusje (doo-she) med meg= will you shower with me
vi loss i sangen nack nu= let's get naked on the bed right now (Swedish correction for Norwegian...she'll probably understand it if you have the balls to try).
When you meet her parents (who probably know a thing about cross country skiing, bust out this:
hvor var du nag Oddvar Bra brakk staven? (voor var doo nog Oddvar Bro brock staven) it means "where were you when Oddvar Bra broke his pole" referring to 1982 or 83 Nordic Skiing world champion moment.... sort of like "where were you when the US beat Russia in Olympic hockey".
In my experience, Scandi women can be quite Scandi-lous (or at least sexually liberated). Go for it!!!
It's Wed, AKPM. Whatcha got planned?
if her ass looks anything like Yogachik's avatar, tell her
"du er so sterk rompe"
Nothing 1 My dad took the car 2) my friend who was gonna drive us down there bailed 3) My dad left my sister homeQuote:
Originally posted by yogachik
It's Wed, AKPM. Whatcha got planned?
We're gonna go hiking and jump into an alpine lake tomarrow, theres a small chance of seeing titties but thats about it, oh well, I'll just stay in contact with her and nail her when I go to europe, and in the mean time I'm gonna try to find someone to have a relationship with, cause I'mpretty fat and ugly and chicks don't like one night stands with fat ugly guys
I bet chicks dig your confidence and self esteem ;)Quote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
... and in the mean time I'm gonna try to find someone to have a relationship with, cause I'mpretty fat and ugly and chicks don't like one night stands with fat ugly guys
edit - your not you're
Maybe if you saw the beauty of women, and did'nt fuck with the ones lacking, you might see them for more than just T & A.
Wack off and think about women afterwards, that will be your most sane moment ever for the next 10 years.[/notaFlame]
Get her Drunk. In like Sin.
Gambatte!!!
Got any GHB?
True. But all that "thinking about women afterwards" does is convince you that you'd rather beat it, get drunk, and play Xbox with your buds.Quote:
Originally posted by BlurredElevens
Wack off and think about women afterwards, that will be your most sane moment ever for the next 10 years.[/notaFlame]
I didn't read the damn thread so this may be said already...but for god sakes don't show her the cleaning/gutting of the fish....that shit will make me barf...
Damnit got nothing and wont see her efore she leaves :(
Think of it like this. You saved yourself all the time, expense and hassle of trying to impress some chick who didn't really give a flying fuck. You is the winner, son. :DQuote:
Originally posted by ak_powder_monkey
Damnit got nothing and wont see her efore she leaves :(
Yeah I suppose, but I need to get some damnitQuote:
Originally posted by bad_roo
Think of it like this. You saved yourself all the time, expense and hassle of trying to impress some chick who didn't really give a flying fuck. You is the winner, son. :D
Notorious B.I.G. was fat and ugly, pulled plenty of ass. Not saying that you got his money. If you got a game plan, it don't matta wha' you look likeQuote:
[i]chicks don't like one night stands with fat ugly guys [/B]