Why didn't you just do the same shit back??
maybe he was crying out to you......."be my friend old kid pleeeeeeaaassse you're so cool".......or was he the cool kid? :D
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Why didn't you just do the same shit back??
maybe he was crying out to you......."be my friend old kid pleeeeeeaaassse you're so cool".......or was he the cool kid? :D
I think we now have enough people taking sides in here for a decent sized rumble....
can i Ref??Quote:
Originally posted by Poyeboy
I think we now have enough people taking sides in here for a decent sized rumble....
I'm on no side, i was just being a smart ass....
so when i was about nine two of my friends and i would attempt to play two on one football. of course it was not easy to play a game intended to be played by 22 guys with three, but we were creative, and because of that spectacular creativity i have a story to tell.
here's the scene. location: boston common. basom is all time qb with pete and james making up the opposing teams. being all time qb is sweet cause you dont have to run around attempting stoopidly long routes with the one defender covering you like a wet blanket. so i had it made, but couldn't complete a pass to pete. couldn't to james as well, but he sucked at sports so it was pretty much never gonna happen. james was very good (tall guy) at covering pete, and would always find a way to get in the flight path of the ball. pete aparently had very poor cutting ability, and by the time he ever freed himself from james he would be out of my limited nine year old range.
i called a huddle.
heres the new plan, i call it "knee 'em in the balls and run"
pete thought it was a great idea and took james deep with his route, he then spun around to face james and the ball, lifted his knee as james ran into it and sprinted back twards the line of scrimage leaving james in a pile on the twenty yard line. we finaly hook up a compleation and pete high steps into the end zone. woo hoo! stalemate over.
i realize football is violent in nature, but i think this poor story highlights how every extra bit of violence you can muster in this already violent society will get you home sooner for cookies and milk
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Originally posted by basom
will get you home sooner for cookies and milk
Amen.
This one time also in boston......
When I was around 20 or so my friends and I were driving by boston common. When I saw this kid that used to beat me up in grade school playing basketball. I told my friend to stop and we all jumped out and kicked there asses. it was 5 on 5 so it was an even fight. I beat the kids face in it was awsome!! But the cops came and arrested me, luckly I'm wicked smat and a prof and MIT bailed me out.....
Now I have to see a shrink a few times a week, but he is a cool guy who pants boats in the ocean.
I stopped into The Podunk Bar in Bumfuck, Nevada, out in the middle of the desert, late one night for a cup of coffee because I was nodding at the wheel. The chick bartending was hot, but not hot enough to keep me awake. As I opened my eyes from a momentary nap, I saw a fist in full swing heading toward my face.
I'd been suckerpunched.
My nose was broken and I couldn't see jack shit, but a cross block and a charge ended with me pinning the guy against a wall, one hand on his throat and the other cocked to smack him. I had him. About then I realized the other eight guys in the bar were his buddies. I told him that was a real pussy move, let go of him, walked back to the bar and finished my coffee. Then I left.
You know what hurt the most?
My pride.
Get over it. I did.
Don't lie, splat.
You don't have any pride.
Lyle said it best.
said I don't like hippies
And I don't like cornbread
And I don't like much
I said I don't hippies
And I don't like cornbread
And I don't like much
But that's okay
Fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
And that's okay
Who needs pride
I like you
'Cause you like me
And you don't like much
I like you
'Cause you like me
And you don't like much
And that's okay
'Cause fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
And that's okay
Who needs pride
Fat babies make me sick
Fat babies make me ill
All that fat baby drooling
And that fat baby smell
I said I don't like hippies
And I don't like cornbread
And I don't like much
But I like you
'Cause you like me
And you don't like much
And that's okay
'Cause fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
Fat babies have no pride
And that's okay
Who needs pride anyway
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Originally posted by Jetter
"I know because I saw the Passion, you fucking Jew! It was directed by Mel Gibson. And if the Road Warrior said it, it must be true!"
Cartman on South Park last night. Hilarious!
Um please remember to put the winky face, or say you don't agree with this statement. Because if you did mean this, someone just might take it the wrong way. Maybe like some Retired Marine with jewish ancestoral heritage in his blood.
I'm sure you meant it as a joke:cool:
You call that violence???....you should make sure you keep your fighting on the internet....because you sound like a lame ass pussyQuote:
Originally posted by Dexter Rutecki
He tried to scoot around me, but I quickly wrapped him up and dropped him to the floor while getting him in a good hold. As I ground his face into the floor he started to cry. I made him repeat a promise several times to stop giving me shit, then let him up. As he left he sobbed, "Oh, I'm really scared of you," making an attempt to sound sarcastic but since he was crying it didn't really work.
I was thinking the same thing...I really don't consider it violence until someone introduces some serious noogies into the beat down.Quote:
Originally posted by DDsnake
You call that violence???....you should make sure you keep your fighting on the internet....because you sound like a lame ass pussy
Yeah, there wasn't even a wedgie... and not even a hint of a swirly. No good.Quote:
Originally posted by Poyeboy
I was thinking the same thing...I really don't consider it violence until someone introduces some serious noogies into the beat down.
Violence is great. The only problem is the kid who throws 10 punches when 1 will do the trick. There's a very important disctinction between kicking someone's ass to defend your girl's honor or what not and beathing the fuck out of someone.
last day bogus couple of years back me and johnny got in a little wrestlemania action and i wedgied his underwear over his head and broke it around his neck. which incited another fight. we was drunk. think it was all over the who won the pitcher tossing drunk fest.
I have a trophy from the Alcholympics from the corner bar for winning the pitcher toss last semester.
you need to read "Life on the Mississippi" by Mark TwainQuote:
Murder is for the unimaginative
Violence is never the answer.
Hmm- violence and weed? I have a story:
Flashback- college years:
Sitting out on the deck of our favorite bar smoking a joint. I get the pass, and there are about 2 hits left. This jackass ROTC guy and his buddy all of a sudden have a big problem with weed, and ask me to put it out. I inform them that they are in the wrong place if they don't like weed, cause the owner of the bar sold it to me. They didn't like that answer, and one of the guys comes up and smacks the j out of my hand. It falls through the deck, never to be smoked again.
I got up calmly, and belted the guy. He proceeded to pound the top of my head. I couldn't get a good footing, cause the deck was wet and I was wearing flip-flops. So, I looked for an out. There it was, a big shiny hoop earing in his left ear. Riiiip, fight over. Musta hurt. The other ROTC dudes jumped my buddy, then someone in the bar noticed. The entire bar spills out and gets our back. 15-20 on 5, it was not pretty, and they got their asses handed to them. Then, the owner comes out and throws them out. Classic.
Is violence the answer? Is weed the answer? I don't know. All I know is that violence towards weed is inexcusable.
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Originally posted by warthog
Hmm- violence and weed? I have a story:
Flashback- college years:
Sitting out on the deck of our favorite bar smoking a joint. I get the pass, and there are about 2 hits left. This jackass ROTC guy and his buddy all of a sudden have a big problem with weed, and ask me to put it out. I inform them that they are in the wrong place if they don't like weed, cause the owner of the bar sold it to me. They didn't like that answer, and one of the guys comes up and smacks the j out of my hand. It falls through the deck, never to be smoked again.
I got up calmly, and belted the guy. He proceeded to pound the top of my head. I couldn't get a good footing, cause the deck was wet and I was wearing flip-flops. So, I looked for an out. There it was, a big shiny hoop earing in his left ear. Riiiip, fight over. Musta hurt. The other ROTC dudes jumped my buddy, then someone in the bar noticed. The entire bar spills out and gets our back. 15-20 on 5, it was not pretty, and they got their asses handed to them. Then, the owner comes out and throws them out. Classic.
Is violence the answer? Is weed the answer? I don't know. All I know is that violence towards weed is inexcusable.
POTD. That was a funny read. Even for a non-smoker such as myself.