In real life I don't ski... just on the internet... where I'm also a race-car driver, secret agent, high-profile defense attorney, astronaut, and a viking.
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In real life I don't ski... just on the internet... where I'm also a race-car driver, secret agent, high-profile defense attorney, astronaut, and a viking.
In real life i'm so mellow people think I just don't give a shit, but I really do.
I don't really exist.
Rev I see a eye in your toe.
Just thought I would share.
I'm shorter than phUnk (probably).Quote:
Originally posted by phUnk
I'm a lot taller in person.
dood, you meta-existQuote:
Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
I don't really exist.
Youse all meta lissin to Don Woodsy, less you wanna wake up face down in a shallow grave somewheres.
I'm a kook and nothing but a kook....
Growing up in So Cal warped my whole perspective. I hope to find humility here.
I see a picture of Bob Marley, like from the cover of the Box Set.Quote:
Originally posted by Sublime
Rev I see a eye in your toe.
Just thought I would share.
Time to bust out one of my favourite quotes:
"This is what I find most encouraging about the writing
trades: They allow mediocre people who are patient and
industrious to revise their stupidity, to edit themselves
into something like intelligence. They also allow lunatics
to seem saner than sane."
- Kurt Vonnegut
Sick and ashamed and happy (and, yeah, my fears of _roo exploding various portions of the flophouse were indeed ill-founded (though his excitement over the Big William sure fit the bill)),
d.
Quote:
Originally posted by Sublime
Rev I see a eye in your toe.
Just thought I would share.
That's not an eye... it's definately an Indian... perhaps Geronimo...
http://www.statemuseum.arizona.edu/i...t/geronimo.jpg
It's a mirror image of this:
http://www.delta9thc.hpg.ig.com.br/Poster3.jpg
I gotta say Rev's Toes ( infact his whole feet) are so much more fucked up in real life than pictures can relate
Pinner, hes a sweetheart
Powho will kill you for rum
& if you have not seen MacDaddy's cod piece you have not lived
This is bullshit. I've lived in Britain nearly all my life and I have never, ever heard of "norks". Norks? wtf? Is it a Tooting fing? It ain't an Essex fing... :confused:
So close, Slim. So close.Quote:
Originally posted by slim
That's not an eye... it's definately an Indian... perhaps Geronimo...
http://www.statemuseum.arizona.edu/i...t/geronimo.jpg
In real life, gincognito doesnt end every thought sentence in sick and ashamed and happy. Dont know why, but I kinda figured he would.
And I thought Woodsy would look like D-Day, and he definately did not. He could kick D-Day's ass.
Geronimo... straight-flexin'.Quote:
Originally posted by slim
definately an Indian... perhaps Geronimo...
Luckily, Pinner is funny in real life.Quote:
Originally posted by Pinner
Youse all meta lissin to Don Woodsy, less you wanna wake up face down in a shallow grave somewheres.
He :DQuote:
Originally posted by CantDog
In real life, gincognito doesnt end every thought sentence in sick and ashamed and happy. Dont know why, but I kinda figured he would.
Schmear skis a lot straighter in real life. Here he goes kinda crooked and turny.
I don't like gat porn in real life.
Or do I...
No bling-bling gold-plated tec-9's for homie?Quote:
Originally posted by jayfrizzo
I don't like gat porn in real life.
GAT Porn:Quote:
I don't like gat porn in real life
http://membres.lycos.fr/cga/sitegaro/images/poster.jpg
You're asking to get a cap or something popped in your ass.Quote:
Originally posted by iceman
No bling-bling gold-plated tec-9's for homie?
heh, while you were busy looking for images, I was wordsmithin', beeyotch.
about the same on the board as in person. maybe more introverted in person.
met Yossarian when he was Grandpa Cletus, MD9, BigAK, and POB at POB's bar in Chicago for the Immersion premier. I think Steep n' Deep was there too.
edit: so was skiergirl
I think I'll opt for the cap. There are too many somethings out there that would be so much worse.Quote:
Originally posted by bad_roo
You're asking to get a cap or something popped in your ass.
i smell bad. can you guys smell how nasty that is?
"I beat my dick like it owes me Money!"Quote:
Originally posted by CantDog
And I thought Woodsy would look like D-Day, and he definately did not. He could kick D-Day's ass.
I said "fuck it!"Quote:
Originally posted by Woodsy
"I beat my dick like it owes me Money!"
My God, that's good.
tsk..tsk...in the old daze, somebuddy would have created and alias called 'real thing' and gone trolling...
I actually suck at skiing and I can't haul ass.........whoa, that felt better.......and
in real life I don't speak with all these dots.....
but then again, I do..............
In the "old days" I had a fake persona here on the board. More over the top than I really am. I created an identity that drank more, partied harder, skied faster, and was better looking. Oddly enough though that persona had a shorter dick than mine. Not sure why.
Now that I've damn well met everybody I'm more like me. Have been that way for years now though. I kind of liked the anonymity that the board used to have. I could tell woodsy to Nork off and he couldn't come to my house and beat me.
That’s why I created a new identity and started fresh. Also why I don't post as frozen as much as I used to. :D
I'm marginally less of a drunken jackhole off board. But then, I'd pretty much have to be.
I'm not really an eagle. And I'm not ill. But I am a Kestrel with allergies to ragweed and mold spores.
Quote:
Originally posted by Il Eagle
I'm not really an eagle. And I'm not ill. But I am a Kestrel with allergies to ragweed and mold spores.
Hilarious!!!
I, like Frozen, have had to become more and more like myself on the board due to meeting so many here in real person. I don't rip on people I've met, only cuz I've liked every single maggot that I have met so far. Guess I'll have to make up a name and take it to Gapicski...er, uh wait....I'm banned there.....:confused: :D
oooph. 24/7, more like 365/8. And u're all still here, talkin' bout the same old shit. bunch a pussy mother fucking assholes... ..."go to Steamboat!", they said... "Let loose in the mounains!!", you all told me... well wathfuckingfdihgdfd godda do to get the goddam df opissen thinger farnk! (buuurp)
who wants shuM?? I need aride to go home someone got togo ride to take got go give me .... VV > who wants to (hiccup) ttkae me out, home ZZZZZZZZZZZ.zzzzzzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzzz
I guess the only thing I’ve ever really felt the need to prove, calling myself a professional athlete, was the size of my balls. And when Dan Gardner gave me the chance to use his snowmobile and jump the same gap he jumped on a snowmobile I thought: now’s my chance, all I have to do is ask him how to pinch the throttle, hold the gas on, and hit the kicker.Quote:
Originally posted by skichic4u8yrl8r
oooph. 24/7, more like 365/8. And u're all still here, talkin' bout the same old shit. bunch a pussy mother fucking assholes... ..."go to Steamboat!", they said... "Let loose in the mounains!!", you all told me... well wathfuckingfdihgdfd godda do to get the goddam df opissen thinger farnk! (buuurp)
who wants shuM?? I need aride to go home someone got togo ride to take got go give me .... VV > who wants to (hiccup) ttkae me out, home ZZZZZZZZZZZ.zzzzzzzzzzz.zzzzzzzzzz
Quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Pierre
I guess the only thing I’ve ever really felt the need to prove, calling myself a professional athlete, was the size of my balls. And when Dan Gardner gave me the chance to use his snowmobile and jump the same gap he jumped on a snowmobile I thought: now’s my chance, all I have to do is ask him how to pinch the throttle, hold the gas on, and hit the kicker.
wow..and you lived to talk about it?
sweet.
When it comes to like stepping up and doin it, all it takes is sacking up and you can do it too, all you hafta do is try you fucking pussies.Quote:
Originally posted by Poyeboy
wow..and you lived to talk about it?
sweet.