the president called to apologize a) for being an idiot and b) for his failed bionic robot experiment on bushwacker. It seems the bionics were mis-engineered leaving him with out the ability to recognize what us humans lovingly refer to as "FLOW". The president went on further to say he is sorry to the maggot brotherhood for the disruption and that he personally "ripped the shit" out of Mill D last week. He was also overheard talking to one of his secret service agents over the current state of the spine, saying, and i quote, "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." er....no, i guess that's not what he said about the spine, ummm anyway.....