Arr the garter belt. I wish my lady would wear one ya lucky guy.
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Arr the garter belt. I wish my lady would wear one ya lucky guy.
It'll be hard to get used to that, for those of us who only knew him as a boner on the internet.;) :DQuote:
Originally posted by The Reverend Floater
I'll be a boner in a tux:
Alright, alright...you got me laughing on that one!Quote:
Originally posted by Dexter Rutecki
It'll be hard to get used to that, for those of us who only knew him as a boner on the internet.;) :D
You guys are killing me here.
... I need to get outta Utah. SOON.
Damn, after a month of contendedly driving the bus, this thread is making me think about wanting to get off of the bus again....Quote:
Originally posted by 13
You guys are killing me here.
... I need to get outta Utah. SOON.
It was so simple.
"so we were at the Olive Garden last week - lovely meal, just great - and I notice the waitress....and...I start thinking, you know...what kind of underwear, what kind of panties, she might be wearing. Chances are, they are just white cotton panties, you know, plain...but then I start thinking, well, maybe she is wearing a thong, maybe tits a silk thong, maybe......maybe its something really cool I don't even know about yet......what? what? aren't we still in the trust tree? ...nest?.."
Now there's a slip of the tongue........or finger as it may be....Quote:
Originally posted by freshies
[B maybe tits a silk thong, maybe [/B]
Post a pic of said ass. Tell the GF that the maggots will be the judge of what is fat or phat.Quote:
Originally posted by Punani
Speaking of chick advice, How do I get the girly to start liking thongs? She thinks they're uncomfortable and that "her ass looks fat* in it"
(*fat = 5'7", 118 pounds)
no kidding......know where my mind is today......Quote:
Originally posted by KQ
Now there's a slip of the tongue........or finger as it may be....
me too b/c I saw that freudian right away too!
:::blush:::
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