In lieu of Friday word association, I give you my dughter's English homework.

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03-02-2007, 12:12 PM
Scrumhalf

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Originally Posted by InspectorGadget

10. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not necessarily truly auriferous.

All that glitters is not gold?

(Also, hi! *Ducks and awaits JONGing*)
03-02-2007, 12:21 PM
spook

what age group are these for inspector gadget?
03-02-2007, 12:23 PM
f2f

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Originally Posted by Scrumhalf

(Also, hi! *Ducks and awaits JONGing*)

masturbatory cavernous newcomer !

ps: yes, i know i suck :)
03-02-2007, 12:37 PM
BeanDip4All

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Originally Posted by f2f

masturbatory cavernous newcomer !

heh :)
employ phalanges attrition, you puerile neophyte interloper!
03-02-2007, 12:40 PM
Odin

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I give you my dughter's English homework.

Hmmm, I certainly hope you were not the one actually doing the homework for her........
03-02-2007, 12:44 PM
ptavv

1. Birds of a feather flock together.
03-02-2007, 12:56 PM
tradygirl

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8. Eschew the implement of corrections and vitiate the scion.

Spare the rod, spoil the child.
03-02-2007, 12:58 PM
GapersGoHome

Looks like they're all solved, but I have a few more:

1a. A disposition towards inquiry deprived the feline of its vital state.

1b. Elementary sartorial techniques initially applied obviate the need for repetitive similar actions to the square of three.

1c. There is illumination at the termination of the subterranean excavation.

1d. Exigency is the matriarch of ingenious contrivance.
03-02-2007, 01:00 PM
hikeitfirst

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Originally Posted by GapersGoHome

1a. A disposition towards inquiry deprived the feline of its vital state.

.

curiosity killed the cat... (yes please)

(read the directions this time, teach)
03-02-2007, 01:03 PM
g_man80

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Originally Posted by GapersGoHome

1c. There is illumination at the termination of the subterranean excavation.

1c. There's light at the end of the tunnel.
03-02-2007, 02:06 PM
Viva

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Originally Posted by GapersGoHome

1d. Exigency is the matriarch of ingenious contrivance.

Ingenuity will allow me to invent a way to sleep with your mom.
03-02-2007, 02:58 PM
LightRanger

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Originally Posted by Viva

Ingenuity will allow me to invent a way to sleep with your mom.

I'd suggest "Necessity is the mother of invention." But Viva's is funnier. :D
03-02-2007, 03:00 PM
ptavv

1z. Posterior above necessary kitchen appliance for sweet green drinking.
03-02-2007, 03:07 PM
Jim S

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Originally Posted by InspectorGadget

4. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

I promise to respect you in the morning if you let me cum on your face.
03-02-2007, 03:08 PM
GapersGoHome

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Originally Posted by ptavv

1z. Posterior above necessary kitchen appliance for sweet green drinking.

Ass over teakettle. :D

Fitting for this board.
03-02-2007, 05:33 PM
InspectorGadget

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Originally Posted by hikeitfirst

used to do that in school too... so sorry...

Thanks for playing well with others. ;)

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Originally Posted by teleee

Hey Inspector Gadget, I think our daughters have the same english class in PC.

Princess Durfee?

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Originally Posted by Scrumhalf

All that glitters is not gold?

(Also, hi! *Ducks and awaits JONGing*)

Nicely played, JONG! :wink:

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Originally Posted by spook

what age group are these for inspector gadget?

8th grade.

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Originally Posted by TacomaLuv

heh :)
employ phalanges attrition, you puerile neophyte interloper!

Nice work C. :D

Some funny posts up above.
03-02-2007, 06:02 PM
ptavv

2a. Similar geniuses analogously ruminate
03-02-2007, 06:38 PM
Goingskiing

Ptavv 2a: great minds think alike...
03-02-2007, 07:21 PM
schindlerpiste

3. Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

Beauty is only skin deep!

5. Freedom from incrustation of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

Cleanliness is next to godliness!

Now, I will leave the rest to you. My brain hurts.
03-02-2007, 08:35 PM
ShawnB

KILLJOY ALERT KILLJOY ALERT !!!! :D

"Onerous consistency" and "vapor" are really poor substitutes for the intended original phrasings. They're not imaginative, but rather are inaccurate or misleading. As a silly internet game, it's all good of course; the aphorisms are still readily decipherable--but I think as an exercise in English, the teacher would (and should) want to do better. I mean, don't just pull crap off the internet without vetting it, teach. :nonono2: ;)

SOLUTION: Your daughter should totally negotiate for extra credit in return for providing a selection of some reasonably accurate--while still amusingly obscure--cognates. PARTY TIME, OH YEAH!!!
03-02-2007, 11:46 PM
InspectorGadget

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Originally Posted by ShawnB

Your daughter should totally negotiate for extra credit in return for providing a selection of some reasonably accurate--while still amusingly obscure--cognates.

Such as???
03-02-2007, 11:51 PM
InspectorGadget

:cussing: I just noticed I didn't even spell the word daughter's correctly in the thread title. :eek: I hate it when I do dumb stuff like that.
03-03-2007, 12:18 AM
ShawnB

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Originally Posted by Inspector Gadget

Such as???

^^^ Dude, you already got the board to do your daughter's homework for her! What are you, fucking Tom Sawyer? Here's your brush back and I'm not gonna give you any more help being a shitty father... :D
03-03-2007, 12:51 AM
ak_powder_monkey

1. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

American Black Duck?
03-03-2007, 02:49 PM
InspectorGadget

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Originally Posted by ShawnB

^^^ Dude, you already got the board to do your daughter's homework for her! What are you, fucking Tom Sawyer? Here's your brush back and I'm not gonna give you any more help being a shitty father... :D

Uh huh, I see, you got nuthin'. Besides, the homework was turned in before I put up the thread.

And, no, I'm not fucking Tom Sawyer. I married his sister. :fmicon:

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