lebowski anyone.....fck it.

I'm just helping her conceive, man!

Sioux City sarsaparilla?

he thinks the carpet-pissers did this?

They send us a toe, and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear.

This fucks up our plan dude.

Ive been to two, this was my first Lebowski fest.

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...-TR?highlight=

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They send us a toe, and we're supposed to shit ourselves with fear.

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I'll have you a toe by three O'clock

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I'll have you a toe by three O'clock

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.. with nail polish

https://i0.wp.com/dudeism.com/wp-con...n-Amateurs.jpg

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When I write my will, one request is to have my ashes scattered on the West Wall, but I will remind everyone, in writing, to watch that scene first.

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FIFY

Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay a hundred.

Thats marvelous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_CDckDSMU

he fixes the cable?

i ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, as a fella says.

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Originally Posted by TahoeJ

"“In accordance with what we think may be your final wishes, we have committed to these sidewalks in Hollywood — in the bosom of Hollywood that you love so well — a star."

Edit: turx beat me to it.

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Near the In and Out Burger?

Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling, there are rules.

Vagina.

show me what you got, nihilist

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Vagina.

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I mean, you know the guy?

they call los angle-es the city of angels.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon -- with nail polish.

I deeply scribe this onto all hotel stationary.

https://lebowskifest.com/shop/upload...6eebb655d5.JPG

"Yeah...waving the fucking gun around?!"

"Calmer than you are."

"Will YOU just take it easy?!"

20 years old Dude.