Japan maggots not so excellent adventure

Folks you would have to understand Japans culture on why the guy called his school and treated FT the way they did. I was stationed there for quite a while and their societal rules are much different than ours.

IMHO That patroller was surely acting out of bounds in his duty's. Pull your pass sure. Alittle speach is even expected. But calling where you work and trying to get you fired. What a cock!

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Originally Posted by StuntCok

Japanese "news" is dramatised crap and I never watch it but last night I was coincidently buying a new mobile phone and while while waiting in the shop, there was a "special" on the TV entitled Gelende SOS highlighting the terrible dangers of skiing OB. There was footage of some gaper snowboarder on about 15 degree pitch in some brush. When he catches an edge at about 5km/h and face plants the announcer cries "is he OK?!". When they interviewed the outlaws who skied outside the ropes, their faces were masked by a digitised mosaic. It was pathetic but it highlights the safety hysteria here in Japan. Scare them into doing what they are told.

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That certainly confirms the anal piste fixation I've always heard exists there.
You shoulda gone to Whistler, from what I hear.

"Sumimasen. Nihongo ga wakarimasen."

Would that have worked?

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Originally Posted by splat

That certainly confirms the anal piste fixation I've always heard exists there.
You shoulda gone to Whistler, from what I hear.

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The anal piste : Ride it switch !

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Originally Posted by Yeti

"Sumimasen. Nihongo ga wakarimasen."

Would that have worked?

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Actually, when confronted by the man I prefer "Nihongo ga tabemasen" (I don'
t eat Japanese language) That usually gets you off anything short of murder.

Things for me are cool now. I saw my vice principal in the hallway and when he saw me he started laughing and smiling so I knew it was cool. He said it was just bad timing but no worries.

Been considering burning the building down :FIREdevil Maybe put shit all over the door handles, their skis/bindings..super glue their bindings or skis together...

If ya gots any other payback ideas post em :FIREdevil :FIREdevil

the ticket that i had fried me right away

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Originally Posted by fattwins

the ticket that i had fried me right away

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You got fired?

I gather you and Satori are both teachers but you also own a lodge? Or something? I'm confused.

Wait what? Losing job? I didn't see that the 1st time (hazards of internet in a pub). Dude that sucks onsen monkey balls. It's not fair some people can just get a warning and keep skiing, while others get the spanish inquisition. Fuck goryu man, best of luck FT.

iceman,

Fattwins owns his own lodge and also works at a local school. Hopefully the lodge/property management will become full-time for him so he can quit teaching.

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Originally Posted by satori

Things for me are cool now. I saw my vice principal in the hallway and when he saw me he started laughing and smiling so I knew it was cool. He said it was just bad timing but no worries.

Been considering burning the building down :FIREdevil Maybe put shit all over the door handles, their skis/bindings..super glue their bindings or skis together...

If ya gots any other payback ideas post em :FIREdevil :FIREdevil

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Ooooh I just love a challenge. Hmmmm:biggrin:

Ok the quick and the easy is to put cross country ski wax on their bases when they go in for lunch. But here is the kicker. Do not do all the skis at once. Ohh nooo we must be more clever than that. The trick is to make them think you are a tourist doing this to start before they start blaming each other for this prank to work successfully.

Find out what the switchover day is at the resort to begin your two week operation. Do one pair patrollers skis with the cross country grip wax when he/she stops for lunch. Here is where the fun begins. After you funk up this guys skis. Watch him for when he gets on them and can't go anywhere. More specifically watch which fellow patroller he/she goes in first to talk to about it or blame the joke on. Then 2 days later you funk up that guys skis your victom talked too. You get them going back and forth. Each time you pick your next target by which patroller your victom goes and talks to first. It's completely random and their chances of being smart enough to figure it out are slim to nil.

Do this for two weeks. Then stop all actions. Enjoy the laugh:biggrin:

thats funny i might do that to a friend on a pow day.
(bring extra skis in the car after he/she tries to kill you)

I did not loose my job at all. I lost my ski pass of which i have many for a week. Im a lodge owner so I have seasons passes to a few other hills. The pass i lost said that i was the local English teacher. The patrol wanted to cause trouble at my school but it turns out that they care but dont care. Most importantly my school values my service as a teacher, since ive done a good job they dont want to make a big deal about it. They asked me to just not do it again and the meeting was less than 3 minutes long.

You can complain to Goryu but they will back the patrol for sure. We skied in a sweet sweet area but its closed so thats that. I acepted that risk when I dropped in but i never though that I would get caught. I f that were the case I wouldnt have done it. I wont do it again while im a teacher thats for sure.

FT, in my book it's OK to drop in again...I've always had a thing for "naughty teachers" heh...
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