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01-23-2007, 02:52 PM
Buster Highmen

Dearest Tired Aphorisms,
You're not going to find this shit in a thesaurus. Or any kind of dinosaur.

Maybe a kind turd, a note on a day, a helpful answer, a waxed pundenda, recipes, your high school goalpost with a picture of the homecoming queen wrapped in tinsel and gold. Whatever.

But for fucks sake, isn't the same old crap just boring? So sackless there's nothing else?
01-23-2007, 02:55 PM
Hurricane

I'm pretty much the opposite of the regular posting blow hards here, so I'll be different than myself for once..... Actually...meh. Fuck that.
01-23-2007, 02:57 PM
Bender

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane

I'm pretty much the opposite of the regular posting blow hards here, so I'll be different than myself for once..... Actually...meh. Fuck that.

Oh really?? :rolleyes:

How are you any different than the other dipshits?
01-23-2007, 02:57 PM
Cyber Cop

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane

I'm pretty much the opposite of the regular posting blow hards here, so I'll be different than myself for once...

in bed.

321
01-23-2007, 02:58 PM
Steven S. Dallas

For God's sake, stop talking to yourself.
01-23-2007, 02:58 PM
natty dread

Oxycodone!
01-23-2007, 02:58 PM
Buster Highmen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane

I'm pretty much the opposite of the regular posting blow hards here, so I'll be different than myself for once..... .

Well, props to you d00d. That's sacking up. Now, been getting any good lately? Got a story? A stinky fuck? Fresh steep powline? A crisp sunrise?

Blow away these shitsacks, c'mon, if you've got it.
01-23-2007, 02:59 PM
lemon boy

Pestering perforce personalized paroxysm of performance perfecting...practically predicts Pareto's paradigm: parabolic paranoia
01-23-2007, 02:59 PM
Lani

I got the Drunken Noodles instead of the Phad Thai the other night.

Every time I get the Tom Kah anywhere but Thai Tom I'm so sorely disappointed.
01-23-2007, 03:00 PM
Hurricane

Hey Bender and CyberCop! Apparently we're all the same person according to this stallion-

http://scoopsnoodle.com/mentalsquare/1/gloss044-01.jpg

Can I have my panties back?
01-23-2007, 03:02 PM
Bender

I had some beers with Def Jef again last night. The dude is actually alright for a wannabe wigger. Can't drink for shit though. Dude was plastered after 2 shots of Jack and a couple of beers.
01-23-2007, 03:02 PM
Buster Highmen

Quote:

Originally Posted by lemon boy

Pestering perforce personalized paroxysm of performance perfecting...practically predicts Pareto's paradigm: parabolic paranoia

You, phUnk and your fucking conic sections...first ellipses, now parabolas and other deadly African Violets.
01-23-2007, 03:03 PM
Yonder_River

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

For fucks sake, Marshmont, break out of character. Besides:
npad 2
push ebp
mov ebp, esp
mov eax, DWORD PTR _WsxSessionInfoHead$[ebp]
cmp DWORD PTR [eax], 0
jne SHORT $LN3@SuckMeManag@2
push esi
push edi
push 16 ; 00000010H
pop edi
push edi
call _malloc
mov esi, eax
test esi, esi
pop ecx
je SHORT $LN7@SuckMeManag@2
push ebx
push 0
mov DWORD PTR [esi], edi
mov ebx, OFFSET ?BlowFlatulentTubasFree@@YGHPAX0@Z ; BlowFlatulentTubasFree
push ebx
mov edi, OFFSET ?BlowFlatulentTubasAlloc@@YGPAXPAXK@Z ; BlowFlatulentTubasAlloc
push edi
push 16 ; 00000010H
push 16 ; 00000010H
call ?MemoryInit@@YGPAU__MEM_HEAD@@HHP6GPAXPAXK@ZP6GH00 @Z0@Z ; MemoryInit
test eax, eax
mov DWORD PTR [esi+8], eax
je SHORT $LN1@SuckMeManag@2
push 0
push ebx
push edi
push 16 ; 00000010H
push OFFSET ?SessionInfoCompareId@@YGHT__POTYPE@@0@Z ; SessionInfoCompareId
call ?ListInit@@YGPAU__LIST_HEAD@@P6GHT__POTYPE@@0@ZHP6 GPAXPAXK@ZP6GH22@Z2@Z ; ListInit
test eax, eax
mov DWORD PTR [esi+12], eax
je SHORT $LN1@SuckMeManag@2
mov eax, DWORD PTR _BlowFlatulentTubasHead$[ebp]
mov DWORD PTR [eax], esi
jmp SHORT $LN9@SuckMeManag@2
push esi
00 00 call ?SuckMeManageSessionInfoTerminate@@YGXPAU__WSX_SES SION_INFO_HEAD@@@Z ; SuckMeManageSessionInfoTerminate
$LN9@SuckMeManag@2:
00064 5b pop ebx
$LN7@SuckMeManag@2:
00065 5f pop edi
00066 5e pop esi
$LN3@SuckMeManag@2:
00067 5d pop ebp
00068 c2 04 00 ret 4

You have to write this shit all day long to make money?

You must have to cry yourself to sleep everynight. :)
01-23-2007, 03:04 PM
Buster Highmen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lani

I got the Drunken Noodles instead of the Phad Thai the other night.

Every time I get the Tom Kah anywhere but Thai Tom I'm so sorely disappointed.

Where?...
01-23-2007, 03:04 PM
Cyber Cop

consonance is like your assonance, only different.
01-23-2007, 03:04 PM
frozenwater

ah shit. Now he's done it. NOBODY COPY THE CODE BUSTER CREATED INTO THIER TV REMOTE!!!!

It is in fact a doomsday code of sorts and once activated will force you to watch nothing besides Jerry Falwell reruns, thus causing your soul to be born again over & over.

Damn neo christian right programers:cussing:
01-23-2007, 03:05 PM
Buster Highmen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yonder_River

You have to write this shit all day long to make money?

You must have to cry yourself to sleep everynight. :)

Heeheeeeheeeeeeeee. Yup shore dew, thatsa righta, shore dewwww. Now about those Betty Brontoburgers, ballooning battlehips, biggest breasts in the sky. Stop deflating them, dammit.
01-23-2007, 03:08 PM
Hurricane

Buster, are you a big fan of Yams?
01-23-2007, 03:09 PM
Buster Highmen

Quote:

Originally Posted by frozenwater

ah shit. Now he's done it. NOBODY COPY THE CODE BUSTER CREATED INTO THIER TV REMOTE!!!!

It is in fact a doomsday code of sorts and once activated will force you to watch nothing besides Jerry Falwell reruns, thus causing your soul to be born again over & over.

Damn neo christian right programers:cussing:

Jerry Falwell in a dress, condemning gay lizards, forecasting rubbers raining on Sodom and Gemorrah, bad food in New Orleans and Wall Street on roller skates.

OK, fine. Now back to your regularly scheduled pablum.
01-23-2007, 03:11 PM
Buster Highmen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hurricane

Buster, are you a big fan of Yams?

Women for procreation, young farm animals for pleasure and a sun warmed yam for ecstacy, that's what I always say.
Yup.
01-23-2007, 03:11 PM
Cyber Cop

Yuppy yams yammering yesterday when you went yonkers over your yorky
01-23-2007, 03:13 PM
Hurricane

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

Women for procreation, young farm animals for pleasure and a sun warmed yam for ecstacy, that's what I always say.
Yup.

Have you ever stood at the felt screaming "hash browns and sauerkraut" hoping for hard 6 to land at the other end?
01-23-2007, 03:14 PM
Jer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bender

The dude is actually alright for a wannabe wigger.

As a white boy, I'm thoughoughly offended.

And now for something completely different:

I had an ok time on Devil's Apron yesterday. Got a few good runs. Then I beatered and slightly messed up the left side of my body. Might tour up White Pine tomorrow. Never tried snowboarding.
01-23-2007, 03:15 PM
Buster Highmen

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jer

I had an ok time on Devil's Apron yesterday. Got a few good runs. Then I beatered and slightly messed up the left side of my body. Might tour up White Pine tomorrow. Never tried snowboarding.

Bravo! Encore, encore, albacore!!!
01-23-2007, 03:18 PM
Buster Highmen

See? Isn't this better? Buncha weirdos at heart, just get off sticking yourselves in the weak old forms. Fuck.

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